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09-19-2005, 07:59 AM
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Band: Black Sabbath Album: Black Sabbath Song: The Wizard Misty morning, clouds in the sky Without warning, the wizard walks by Casting his shadow, weaving his spell Funny clothes, tinkling bell Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Evil power disappears Demons worry when the wizard is near He turns tears into joy Everyone's happy when the wizard walks by Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic Sun is shining, clouds have gone by All the people give a happy sigh He has passed by, giving his sign Left all the people feeling so fine Never talking Just keeps walking Spreading his magic |
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09-19-2005, 08:40 AM
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Band: Tarot Album: Suffer Our Pleasures Song: From The shadows Prayer ain't no key. Words aligned to make a puzzle of mind. Never meant to make you free. Prayer, insanity. You compete for the never complete. And it just won't make you see. Pick your god from the lot, choose your stimulations. More down there where they came from, drunken revelations. From the shadows of time, the dead are singing their lies. Their dirt is in your eyes, no one who believes dies. From the shadows of stones, laughter of their rattling bones. Their dirt will cover your eyes, no one who believes dies. Prayer, masked devilry. Under the yoke of a cosmic joke. And you just can't let it be. Pick your god... From the shadows...
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09-19-2005, 08:52 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2002
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A lecture in my Critical Thinking class. =P
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09-19-2005, 08:59 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: OZ
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NP: YTMND - The Internet Is For Porn
-No Lyrics aviable- http://forporn.ytmnd.com/ ****ing..Brilliant!! |
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09-19-2005, 08:59 AM
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Band: Arcturus Album: The Sham Mirrors Song: Nightmare Heaven The subjects of sleep Their faces once awake on sodomy and death and smoke and laughter their feet no longer underground The snow hides the traces never set in a first place This negative kingdom hey horrible and white the angels all stone passing their years hoping to be saved from oblivion ...by oblivion And the miracle is that nothing has happened nothing has a history or a name Only the voice of falling snow
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09-19-2005, 11:22 AM
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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Listening to The Sorrowful Wife by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds.
I married my wife on the day of the eclipse Our friends awarded her courage with gifts Now as the nights grow longer and the season shifts I look to my sorrowful wife Who is quietly tending her flowers Who is quietly tending her ..... The water is high on the beckoning river I made her a promise I could not deliver And the cry of the birds sends a terrible shiver Through me and my sorrowful wife Who is shifting the furniture around Who is shifting the furniture around Now we sit beneath the knotted Yew And the bluebells bob around our shoes The task of remembering the telltale clues Goes to my lovely, my sorrowful wife Who is counting the days on her fingers Who is counting the days on her ..... Come on and help me babe Come on now Help me babe I was blind The grass here grows long and high Twists right up to the sky White clouds roll on by Come on now and help me babe I was blind I was a fool babe I was blind Come on now A loose wind last night blew down Black trees bent to the ground Their blossoms made such a sound That I could not hear myself think babe Come on now And help me babe Help me now I was blind I was a fool |
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09-21-2005, 06:55 PM
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Seabound- Poisonous friend
You frighten me You spy on me You're scaring me You care for me I have a poisonous friend She's living in the house She likes to move on bare skin She knows my body inside out I don't recall when this affair began She was simply there Now I am shaken by the fear she could assault me But I must not show it, not to her Sometimes I watch her kill Cold eyes and no restraint And I wonder how it feels To annihilate a friend You frighten me It's getting harder to conceal You spy on me All my secrets are revealed You're scaring me A play on words for us to see You care for me I find this harder to believe |
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09-22-2005, 04:37 AM
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Band: Tarot Album: Suffer Our Pleasures Song: Rider Of The Last Day The flesh is weak, the bones are brittle, the blood is thin. I'm a father, brother, lover to all you sisters of sin. My soul was never sold, I gave it away for free. No conscience worries, just me. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway. The stars are my brothers, they're calling me to shine. Into the deep dark cold, all this emptiness is mine. Here's my hand, take it and I'll share it all with you. There are no saviours but one and you know who. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway. Bathe in the coolness of meteor rain. Walk unscarred through the bullet hail. Feet in the mud, fist to the sky. Draw strength from the lightning spitting my eye. Lost from holiness, I couldn't care less. Drudgery for the masses of the hopeless. Wide-eyed hypnosis, just stare your life away. Build in my castle from your shreds, burn it down on judgement day. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway.
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09-22-2005, 06:52 PM
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Actually, Slipknot is DJ Starscream's side project. He's been scratching longer than Slipknot was around. It's not too unusual that his name is DJ Starscream and he is scratching the Transformers theme, either. "Starscream" was the co-leader of the Decepticons on Transformers. Sid's always had a thing for Transformers. A couple of my friends know the guy really well.
But to keep on topic. I am listening to the Cosby show in the background on my TV.
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09-23-2005, 02:25 PM
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Kiss my grits
Join Date: Nov 2004
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Sublime- The Rivers of Babylon
By the rivers of Babylon Where he sat down And there he wept when he remembered Zion. Oh from wicked, carry us away from captivity Required from us a song How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? So let the words of our mouth And the meditations of our hearts Be acceptable in thy sight O-verride By the rivers of Babylon Where he sat down And there he wept when he remembered Zion. Oh from wicked, carry us away from captivity Required from us a song How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? Finally. Pure awesomeness. |
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09-24-2005, 04:27 PM
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lol Im well aware of who Starscream is in Transformers! Im a huuuuge fan. well not so much anymore, what with that beastwars shite... oh dear.... Long live the 80's, cartoons and toys where good then. .. anyways...
Im Listening to If I had a Million Dollers by Barenaked Ladies. |
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09-24-2005, 04:34 PM
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