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| | Level: 29 | HP: 105 / 719 |
| EXP: 77% |
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| Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Denmark
Inventory | Listening to The Sorrowful Wife by Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds. I married my wife on the day of the eclipse Our friends awarded her courage with gifts Now as the nights grow longer and the season shifts I look to my sorrowful wife Who is quietly tending her flowers Who is quietly tending her ..... The water is high on the beckoning river I made her a promise I could not deliver And the cry of the birds sends a terrible shiver Through me and my sorrowful wife Who is shifting the furniture around Who is shifting the furniture around Now we sit beneath the knotted Yew And the bluebells bob around our shoes The task of remembering the telltale clues Goes to my lovely, my sorrowful wife Who is counting the days on her fingers Who is counting the days on her ..... Come on and help me babe Come on now Help me babe I was blind The grass here grows long and high Twists right up to the sky White clouds roll on by Come on now and help me babe I was blind I was a fool babe I was blind Come on now A loose wind last night blew down Black trees bent to the ground Their blossoms made such a sound That I could not hear myself think babe Come on now And help me babe Help me now I was blind I was a fool | ||||||||||||
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Inventory | Seabound- Poisonous friend You frighten me You spy on me You're scaring me You care for me I have a poisonous friend She's living in the house She likes to move on bare skin She knows my body inside out I don't recall when this affair began She was simply there Now I am shaken by the fear she could assault me But I must not show it, not to her Sometimes I watch her kill Cold eyes and no restraint And I wonder how it feels To annihilate a friend You frighten me It's getting harder to conceal You spy on me All my secrets are revealed You're scaring me A play on words for us to see You care for me I find this harder to believe | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 98 / 779 |
| EXP: 17% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stalking Dragonheart
Inventory | Band: Tarot Album: Suffer Our Pleasures Song: Rider Of The Last Day The flesh is weak, the bones are brittle, the blood is thin. I'm a father, brother, lover to all you sisters of sin. My soul was never sold, I gave it away for free. No conscience worries, just me. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway. The stars are my brothers, they're calling me to shine. Into the deep dark cold, all this emptiness is mine. Here's my hand, take it and I'll share it all with you. There are no saviours but one and you know who. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway. Bathe in the coolness of meteor rain. Walk unscarred through the bullet hail. Feet in the mud, fist to the sky. Draw strength from the lightning spitting my eye. Lost from holiness, I couldn't care less. Drudgery for the masses of the hopeless. Wide-eyed hypnosis, just stare your life away. Build in my castle from your shreds, burn it down on judgement day. I'm the rider of the last day. The rider of the last day. Better lose your dreams on me. They were wasted anyway.
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Inventory | Im listening to A remix of the Transformers theme by DJ Starscream Intersting thing is its Slipknots DJ Sid ... DJ Starscream is his side project.. woo! Well It has no lyrics but its good lol. | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 38 | HP: 244 / 934 |
| EXP: 38% |
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| Prime Time of Your Life Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: My bed
Inventory | Actually, Slipknot is DJ Starscream's side project. He's been scratching longer than Slipknot was around. It's not too unusual that his name is DJ Starscream and he is scratching the Transformers theme, either. "Starscream" was the co-leader of the Decepticons on Transformers. Sid's always had a thing for Transformers. A couple of my friends know the guy really well. But to keep on topic. I am listening to the Cosby show in the background on my TV.
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| | Level: 24 | HP: 48 / 591 |
| EXP: 67% |
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| Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Up In the double you eye.
Inventory | Sublime- The Rivers of Babylon By the rivers of Babylon Where he sat down And there he wept when he remembered Zion. Oh from wicked, carry us away from captivity Required from us a song How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? So let the words of our mouth And the meditations of our hearts Be acceptable in thy sight O-verride By the rivers of Babylon Where he sat down And there he wept when he remembered Zion. Oh from wicked, carry us away from captivity Required from us a song How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? How can we sing King Alpha's song in a strange land? Finally. Pure awesomeness. | ||||||||||||
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Inventory | lol Im well aware of who Starscream is in Transformers! Im a huuuuge fan. well not so much anymore, what with that beastwars shite... oh dear.... Long live the 80's, cartoons and toys where good then. .. anyways... Im Listening to If I had a Million Dollers by Barenaked Ladies. | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 58 | HP: 1186 / 1446 |
| EXP: 87% |
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| Genocide Unfolds, I Forgive All | Quote:
__________________ "I hate my fellow-man." - W.S. Gilbert. ![]() I was the holder of the highest amount of rep that ever lived on TFF. 1788. lolz. I ween. | ||||||||
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Inventory | Quote:
Right now im listening to GWAR! - I Hate Love Songs I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate love songs and I hate lovers I hate everything that I can't have so I hate you I hate movies with happy endings Like that one I saw where all the girls were beautiful like you Like you Like you Like you I hate wet dreams and masturbation I hate everything that feels good like sex with you I hate flowers and little birdies Makes me wanna puke when I see something cuddily like you I'm bored with your insanity I'm too tired to smile at your stupidity You've got the very best of me fell in love push came to shove but you broke so easily I love hate songs 'bout mass destruction other people's pain takes my mind off you I love puppies when they're road-kill They're too cute too live, too cute to live, too cute like you I'm bored with immortality I'm too tired to stick it out for eternity You've took the very best of me fell in love push came to shove and you broke so easily I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love songs I hate love! i hate love so i hate you | |||||||||||||
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 141 / 778 |
| EXP: 13% |
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| Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Judecca
Inventory | Vulcanize the whoopee stick In the ham wallet Cattle prod the oyster ditch With the lap rocket Batter dip the cranny ax In the gut locker Retrofit the pudding hatch Ooh la la With the boink swatter If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Marinate the nether rod In the squish mitten Power drill the yippee bog With the dude piston Pressure wash the quiver bone In the bitch wrinkle Cannonball the fiddle cove Ooh la la With the pork steeple If i get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you then In lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent though I brazillian wax poetic so pathetically I don't wanna beat around the bush Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where Put the you know what in the you know where pronto Aaaaand they're back
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 98 / 779 |
| EXP: 17% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stalking Dragonheart
Inventory | Band: Opeth Album: Ghost Reveries Song: Reverie / Harlequin Forest Into the trees Past meadow grounds And further away from my home Baying behind me I hear the hounds Flock's chasing to find me alone A trail of sickness Leading to me If I am haunted Then you will see Searching the darkness And emptiness I'm hiding away from the sun Will never rest Will never be at ease All my matter's expired so I run There falls another Vapor hands released the blade Insane regrets at the drop Instruments of death before me Lose all to save a little At your peril it's justified And dismiss your demons As death becomes a jest You are the laughing stock Of the absinthe-minded Confession stuck in your mouth And long-gone fevers reappear Nocturnally helpess And weak in the light Depending on a prayer Pacing deserted roads to find A seed of hope They are the trees Rotten pulp inside and never well Roots sucking, thieving from my source Tired boughs reaching for the light It is all false pretension Harlequin forest Awaiting redemption for a lifetime As they die alone With no one by their side Are they forgiven? Stark determination Poisoning the soul Unfettered beast inside Chiming sovereign control And now the woods are burning Tearing life-crops asunder Useless blackened remains Still pure smoldering
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| | Level: 24 | HP: 37 / 591 |
| EXP: 66% |
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| Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Your dreams are my reality.
Inventory | GRAND THEFT AUTUMN/WHERE IS YOUR BOY TONIGHT? by fall out boy Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know: you were the last good thing about this part of town. When I wake up, I'm willing to take my chances on the hope i forget you hate him more than you notice I wrote this for you. You need him. I could be him... I could be an accident but I'm still trying. That's more than I can say for him. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know: you were the last good thing about this part of town. Someday I'll appreciate in value, get off my ass and call you... but for the meantime I'll sport my brand new fashion of waking up with pants on at 4:00 in the afternoon. You need him. I could be him... I could be an accident but I'm still trying. That's more than I can say for him. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know: you were the last good thing about this part of town. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know: you were the last good thing about this part of town. Where is your boy tonight? I hope he is a gentleman. Maybe he won't find out what I know: you were the last good thing about this part of town.
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 98 / 779 |
| EXP: 17% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stalking Dragonheart
Inventory | Band: Opeth Album: Ghost Reveries Song: Ghost Of Perdition Ghost of Mother Lingering death Ghost on Mother's bed Black strands on the pillow Contour of her health Twisted face upon the head Ghost of perdition Stuck in her chest A warning no one could read Tragic friendship Called inside the fog Pouring venom brew deceiving Devil cracked the earthly shell Foretold she was the one Blew hope into the room and said: "You have to live before you die young" Holding her down Channeling darkness Hemlock for the Gods Fading resistance Draining the weakness Penetrating inner light Road into the dark unaware Winding even higher Darkness by her side Spoke and passed her by Dedicated hunter Waits to pull us under Rose up to its call In his arms she'd fall Mother light received And a faithful servant's free In time the hissing of her sanity Faded out her voice and soiled her name And like marked pages in a diary Everything seemed clean that is unstained The incoherent talk of ordinary days Why would we really need to live? Decide what is clear and what's within a haze What you should take and what to give Ghost of perdition A saint's premonition's unclear Keeper of holy hordes Keeper of holy whores To see a beloved son In despair of what's to come If one cut the source of the flow And everything would change Would conviction fall In the shadow of the righteous The phantasm of your mind Might be calling you to go Defying the forgotten morals Where the victim is the prey
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Inventory | The Birthday Massacre- Video Kid Next phase, next craze, next nothing new. Got the pretty boy beat him up black and blue. Broke the sissy boy's teeny toy heart in two. Turned him into a video kid like you. I know you're just pretending. There's no window for escape. I know you see right through me. There's no promise left to break. Shot the pretty boy killed him on commodore. Need a new game, need a new something more. Got a new face got a new way to score. Got a voice like something I've heard before. I know you're just pretending. There's no window for escape. I know you see right through me. There's no promise left to break. The message misleading. We're lying, we're cheating. We're only repeating. The motions preceding. | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 98 / 779 |
| EXP: 17% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stalking Dragonheart
Inventory | Band: Sinergy Album: To Hell And Back Song: Lead Us To War Lead us to war... ...war! return home because war's where the heart is lead us to war... ...war! a procession fallen into submission Black skies surround everyday there's no sign of the light that once embraced us Time is our enemy now without warning it carries us far away dig deeper intot his hole falling faster and leaving ourselves to blame shackles of death hold us down use the anger inside to keep us war A violent struggle to break free soon there will be some hell to pay we've had enough, so let us be we want to see the light of day Lead us to war... ...war! return home because war's where the heart is lead us to war... ...war! a procession fallen into submission Dementia slowly sets in we lay lifeless, allowing it to grasp us eating away at our souls one by one, growing weaker every moment the end approaching so near now at last we seek comfoft in our madness the night encompassed by silence we have sunk to the bottom of this nightmare! A violent struggle to break freee soon there will be some hell to pay we've had enough, so let us be we want to see the light of day Lead us to war... ...war! return home because war's where the heart is lead us to war... ...war! a procession fallen into submission
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| | Level: 38 | HP: 244 / 934 |
| EXP: 38% |
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| Prime Time of Your Life Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: My bed
Inventory | American Head Charge - Nothing Gets Nothing freedom is everything resolve impossible you prayed for rain ignoring the flood you took me with you to heaven back again bleed to remember that everything ends blind and looking forward I can see the shapes but cant make out the faces still they come in close excuse this ugly shell my gaping holes drip pride a systematic shutdown of diminishing returns NOTHING GETS EASIER GETS! I held you down on the day of the lord 31 marks like the day I was born I called you beautiful before I knew you watch me destroy it set myself free still so dead and frozen we all survive it restraints brought back for color the most insulting guilt such sweet attractive layers let me remove them all NOTHING GETS EASIER GETS! bring me home let me down send me back collecting the phases the less I give its easier the more we give its nothing NOTHING GETS NOTHING!
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 83 / 776 |
| EXP: 7% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2002
Inventory | time to dance- panic! at the disco
__________________ TFF <br> a place for people with no friends <marquee behavior=alternate> leader of ThE cHoSeN | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 32 | HP: 98 / 779 |
| EXP: 17% |
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| Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Stalking Dragonheart
Inventory | Band: Arcturus Album: The Sham Mirrors Song: Nightmare Heaven The subjects of sleep Their faces once awake on sodomy and death and smoke and laughter their feet no longer underground The snow hides the traces never set in a first place This negative kingdom hey horrible and white the angels all stone passing their years hoping to be saved from oblivion ...by oblivion And the miracle is that nothing has happened nothing has a history or a name Only the voice of falling snow
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Inventory | Cradle Of Filth - Her ghost in the fog|album: "Lovecraft & Witch Hearts" (2002) "The Moon, she hangs like a cruel portrait soft winds whisper the bidding of trees as this tragedy starts with a shattered glass heart and the Midnightmare trampling of dreams But on, no tears please Fear and pain may accompany Death But it is desire that shepherds it's certainty as We shall see..." She was divinity's creature That kissed in cold mirrors A Queen of Snos Far beyond compare Lips attuned to symmetry Sought Her everywhere Dark liqoured eyes An Arabian nightmare... She shone on watercolours Of my pondlife as pearl Until those who couldn't have Her Cut Her free of this World That fateful Eve when... The trees stank of sunset and camphor Their lanterns chased phantoms and threw An imquisitive glance, like the shadows they cast On my love picking rue by the light of the moon Putting reason to flight Or to death as their way They crept through woods mesmerized By the taffeta Ley Of Her hips that held sway Over all they surveyed Save a mist on the rise (A deadly blessing to hide) Her ghost in the fog They raped left... (Five men of God) ...Her ghost in the fog Dawn discovered Her there Beneath the Cedar's stare Silk dress torn, Her raven hair Flown to gown Her beauty bared Was starred with frost, I knew Her lost I wept 'til tears crept back to prayer She'd sworn Me vows in fragrant blood "Never to part Lest jealous Heaven stole our hearts" Then this I screamed: "Come back to Me I was born in love with thee So why should fate stand inbetween?" And as I drowned Her gentle curves With dreams unsaid and final words I espied a gleam trodden to earth The Church bell tower key... The village mourned her by the by For She'd been a witch their Men had longed to try And I broke under Christ seeking guilty signs My tortured soul on ice A Queen of snow Far beyond compare Lips attuned to symmetry Sought Her everywhere Trappistine eyes An Arabian nightmare... She was Ersulie possessed Of a milky white skin My porcelain Yin A graceful Angel of Sin And so for Her... The breeze stank of sunset and camphor My lantern chased Her phantom and blew Their Chapel ablaze and all locked in to a pain Best reserved for judgement that their bible construed... Putting reason to flight Or to flame unashamed I swept form cries Mesmerized By the taffeta Ley Or Her hips that held sway Over all those at bay Save a mist on the rise A final blessing to hide Her ghost in the fog And I embraced Where lovers rot... Her ghost in the fog Her ghost in the fog | ||||||||||||
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| | Level: 24 | HP: 48 / 591 |
| EXP: 67% |
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| Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Up In the double you eye.
Inventory | The Million dollar man theme (Ted Dibiase) INTRO/CHORUS Money, Money, Money, Money Money... VERSE#1 "Everybody's got a price....Everybody's gonna pay...cause the million dollar man....always gets his way HAHAHAHA!!!!" repeat chorus....then VERSE#2 "Some might cost a little....Some might cost a lot...But I'm the million dollar man...and YOU WILL BE BOUGHT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!" Keep repeating. Over and over again. thank god for Ted Dibiase. And finding old wrestling CD's. | ||||||||||||
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