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Old 08-19-2005, 12:25 PM Level: 37  HP: 307 / 914
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Name That Movie "Quote"

Alright, I think the title speaks for itself but Ill try to clarify for those that are still confused. Somone names a quote from a movie and the others have to guess. First one to guess gets to post the next quote.

All right Ill start with an easier quote:

"Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessle's life. His breakfast will taste better than any meal you and I have ever had."
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Fight Club! I love that movie. Here's mine:

"I don't think it's nice, you laughin'. You see, my mule don't like people laughing. He gets the crazy idea you're laughin' at him. Now if you apologize, like I know you're going to, I might convince him that you really didn't mean it."
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Old 08-21-2005, 06:37 AM Level: 37  HP: 307 / 914
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I think its "A Fistful of Dollars".

"Relinquishing junk. Stage one, preparation. For this you will need one room which you will not leave. Soothing music. Tomato soup, ten tins of. Mushroom soup, eight tins of, for consumption cold. Ice cream, vanilla, one large tub of. Magnesia, milk of, one bottle. Paracetamol, mouthwash, vitamins. Mineral water, Lucozade, pornography. One mattress. One bucket for urine, one for feces and one for vomitus. One television and one bottle of Valium. Which I've already procured from my mother. Who is, in her own domestic and socially acceptable way also a drug addict. And now I'm ready. All I need is one final hit to soothe the pain while the Valium takes effect."

Heres the next one and its quite big. Still its quite obvious if you know the movie.
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That'll be train spotting.

' "I don't believe in God, but I'm afraid of him." Well I believe in God, and the only thing that scares me is...'



 
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"The Usual Suspects". Am I right? Tell me Im right. I know Im right.



"Tell me something about me."

"You masturbate more than anyone on the planet."

"So, fuck, everyone knows that. Tell me something nobody knows."

"When you do it, you're thinking about guys!"

Another easy one but I just had to post it.
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DUH!

Dogma, i think it was said to Jay.

Ok, very easy one, if you don't recognize this, you've been locked in an asylum for your entyre life

"You can beat me... You want to put a knife in me. Look me in the eyes. See what's going on in there while you turn it. That's what you want to do to me, right? Come on, let the girl go. You and me. Don't deprive yourself of some pleasure. Come on Bennett; let's party."

"I eat Green Berets for breakfast. And right now I'm very hungry."
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Commando.
Well your right, its an easy quote from an extremely cheesy movie. I love that about Arnold.


"I get ten dollars for cars. I get twenty dollars for limos. What the Hell is this?!"

"My truck. Here's fifty dollars. Put it next to a limo."

I love this movie.
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ok my turn

I have nipples greg can you milk me

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Thats completely wrong Joe. That was terrible guess too. Dont post a question unless its right please. My quote still stands.
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Beverly Hills Cop II

Ok, here's mine:

*Pulling out his pump-action shotgun*
"I like to keep this handy for close encounters."
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Its Aliens.


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Its Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Ark. And yeah, you were right above, it was usual suspects.

"Do you find me sadistic? You know, I bet I could fry an egg on your head right now, if I wanted to."



 
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Well that one was quite hard but after thinking about it awhile, my answer would have to be: Kill Bill Vol. 1

"Well, no shit. What do we have here, a fucking comedian! Private, Joker! I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you, you can come over to my house and fuck my sister!"

Another great movie.
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Full Metal Jacket.

It appears i may have met my match when it comes to movie trivia ^_^ I'm going to have to step it up a notch

"Alright. Alright. If all you want's a stud service, you get on back to West Dallas and you stay there the rest of your life. You're worth more than that. A lot more than that. You know it and that's why you come along with me. You could find a lover boy on every damn corner in town. It don't make a damn to them whether you're waitin' on tables or pickin' cotton, but it does make a damn to me."