You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when...

[Doc Rocco]

I haven't seen a thread like this for a while, and you guys always seem to come up with witty and creative responses. So here it is!

- You step on a bug, strike a pose, wait for the fanfare to play and the item/experience screen to appear
- All your actions come with a line. eg. You score a goal in sport. "You're no match for me!"
- Someone goes near a turtle and you scream "You're way too underlevelled to take on an Adamantoise!"
- You train every day to try and perform a technique that's even remotely similar to a Limit
- You know what your Limit looks like, what it does and how to carry it out
- When someone asks you what your job is, you say "Black Mage/ Warrior/ Ninja/ Sage etc."

That's it from me for now!

[Ralz]

- You try to look for chocobos, but you can't find any.
- You begin walking in circles, looking for Random Enemy Encounters.
- You always carry a weapon with you, incase you have to fight monsters on the way to the store.
- When you make a withdrawl from the bank, you say: "1000 Gil!"
- You assume the name of every engineer you meet is named Cid.
- You are shocked when you don't see any airships flying in the sky.
- You try and convince your friends that the world is in danger, and it needs saving.
- You point at a fireplace, trying to cast Fire at it.
- When you strike something, you look for a red or white number to appear above it, showing how much damage you've dealt.

[FF Ace Cid]

You know you've played Final Fantasy too much when:
-you have Final Fantasy ring tones on your phone.
-you attack bugs and small animals with a giant over sized sword.
-when you start riding ostriches you have disguised as chocobos, and believe they are chocobos.
-you tell everyone in the world that you are the chosen one, and you need the power of the crystals, that is why you took your mom's jewelry.

[_Cloud_]

you know you've been playing too much when:

-you go to a store and ask for weapons and magic
-when you go to sleep , wake up and wait for a screen to say "HP and MP restored"
-you strike a pose to cast a spell and nothing happens
-you travel around looking for party members

[L Lawliet]

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when...

- someone talks to you and you look around, trying to find the dialogue box.
- you touch rocks randomly hoping to find a secret passage

(I can so see someone doing these things)

[Itachi Uchiha]

- You are convinced bottles of fizzy or strange liquids are potions, ethers, elixirs, etc
- You try to splice the genes of an ostriches and a canary to breed a choccobo
- You are convinced that the backroom of your church is a trails room where you can receive summons
- You go protest your nearest power station thinking its killing the planet
- You form a group of choccobo knights and parade through your town on guard

[Sharzademar]

You know you've played too much Final Fantasy when:

-You wonder how you hear voiceovers when you haven't bought a PS2.

-Whenever you fall down, you remain lying still while random nearby musicians play a dirge.

-You become frustrated because you haven't leveled up, despite destroying 100 Ochu's, which happened to be your neighbor's cabbage.

-A person yells, "Look at that cloud!" and you look around frantically, shouting,"OMG! OMG! WHERE IS HE?!"

-Whenever your parents tell you it's dinner time, and you ask them to put the food in your inventory because you have a big fight tomorrow.

-You look at a fish and say, "That's some impressive gil, you got there."

-You fight every silver-haired muscular person you see, knowing that you'll always win because he only takes 31/32 of your hp.

-You call bottled water the most ineffective potion you've ever seen.

[Deathbringer]

You know you've played too much FF when:

• You've tried to destroy the world by casting Meteor
• You've tried to make your broken DS work with Thunder
• You think that every elephant you see is a shoopuf
• You break a tank in an aquarium trying to defeat a squid, in which you thought was Tros from FFX
• You confuse dollars with gil and gil with dollars
• You perform Tidus' Blitz Ace on a student in school and got suspended for it
• You go to the moon to find Lunarians
• You confuse a giant doll with Calcabrina from FFIV
• You dress like Golbez for Halloween
• You try to get hit by a car and hope to:
  A. Cast Haste on yourself to get away as fast as you can
  B. Cast Slow to increase your survival rate
  C. Cast Stop to further increase your survival rate

DO NOT DO ANY OF THESE AT HOME! IT'S IMPOSSIBLE TO DO ANY OF THESE! IF YOU DO YOU MAY AS WELL GO TO A THERAPIST FOR HELP!!!

[Meier Link]

- You claim that in every place you go there is a guy named cid ready and willing to join your cause
- You think your cause will magically come to you and it will envolve saving the world.
- the first thing you think of when you hear the words avalanch, returners, or sky pirates you think of rebels with a cause.
- You saddle up a chicken and hope you can ride it with out running into conflicts
- You send out a text message with a picture of your newborn son that is accompinied by the battle win theme from FFVII (used this one before, actually did this one. )
- You walk into everyones house, pilfer, rummage and expect them to carry on a decent conversation with you.

That is it for now.

[holy light]

-when you kill your family and try to rivive it with phoenix
- when you speak like a moogle, kupo this and kupo that

[Vesphiel]

You know you've been playing too much Final Fantasy when:
-You and your friends are Live rping in your backyard.
-You carry a bottle of "potion" around just incase an enemy weakens you.
-You sing out that little victory tune with a winners pose after killing a plant.
-You start falling asleep in class because you couldn't beat Vayne last night.

[Maridia]

I'll just use real life examples

When you ignore the phone because of it.

Refuse to sleep and force yourself to stay awake.

Become comfy wearing sweat pants daily along with eating terrible short unhealthy meals to keep you up.

Most of all when you skip work and or school it's gotta be rough..for me it was just school.

[Larsa OwnZ]

You know you've played too much of FF when:

- You try to cast haste on yourself when you're late for something.
- When your house is on fire and you try to cast waterga to erase the fire or you try to cast disable, so the fire won't ready "divide".
- When you try to kill the bullies on your school trying to cast undead then raise/arise on them.
- When you hurt yourself and you try to cast Cure/Cura/Curaga/Curaja/Regen.
- When you hit yourself until you're very weak, then prepare the Phoenix Downs because you think Dustias are going to appear.
- When you try to cast protect on yourself before performing a dangerous act.
- When you go out on the street yelling things like:"I'm Captain Basch!", "Don't listen to Ondore's lies!", "I'm Captain Basch Fon Ronsenburg of Dalmasca!!", etc.

[Anachlirium]

- A person tries to attack you and you spin around madly in circles, trying to summon
- You play soccor underwater

[_Cloud_]

you know you played too much when

you buy a tent and sleep in it and expect to be fully recovered

[Benjisan]

You know you played too much Final Fantasy when:

1) You go for a jog around your local suburb, expecting to run into enemies
2) You answer your phone and confuse your friend Vincent with Vincent Valentine from FFVII
3) You have a notepad containing notes on enemies and lists of places that you have visited
4) You look on a map at school for the small island of Bhujerba

[Mallick]

-When you try to hit something by swing a sword...whiile standing 10 feet away
-When you look around waiting for the ATB guage to fill up
-You try to fight an octupus everytime you go to the aquarium kuz you think its Ultros

[SapphirePR]

- You pose when you succeed at anything.

- You try riding on a chicken.

- You think of theme music for every aspect of your life.

- You don't find shooting a
dog like a cannon weird.

- You're surprised no one plays Triple Triad.

- You wish there were save points in reality.

- You wonder why everyone isn't gorgeous.

[Synaesthesia]

You think the Sun and Moon is an entite and it will cast deadly magick on you when you have a drink XD
When you go for a careers interview and say you want to be a black/ white mage

[SapphirePR]

-You think Thunder would be a great name for your future son/daughter

- Instead of being an airplane pilot, you want to be an airship pilot!(w/its very own theme) oh, and you'll be waiting for a group of strangers who eventually become your friends to join you so that you can all save the world together.

- You'd kill to touch a moogle's pom pom thing. (well, I would anyway)