Sandwiches Anyone ???

[Plastik Assassin]

Wondering.... which FF character would you choose to make you a sandwich ?? I would say Shelinda from FFX. She seems homely enough.

[LocoColt04]

...this is by far the most random on-topic thread I've ever seen.


Sandwiches, eh? I don't know, I always thought Aeris the Flower-Seller would make a good sandwich. She's such a sweet girl and all, you know.

[Strong Bad]

...this is by far the BEST topic I have ever seen!

Well lets see here.

I obviously wouldn't get Barret, because he's lacking in the arm department. I might ask Zell but.. I think he prefers a good Hot Dog. If I asked Zidane, he'd probably steal my sandwich... Cecil would form an air ship army and likely kill me... Tidus would just plain screw it up... I guess I'd have to ask Kefka to make my sandwich. Why? Because he's just so evil! We all know evil people make the best sandwiches. It's a fact. Jared from Subway for example.. Evil.


Yup.

[Kyle Shidair]

Rikku. With a personality like hers your getting into some pretty crazy sandwiches.

Her or maybe Lulu. Man she'd probably make a sandwich that could kick your ass. *drool*

[awall]

Man, y'all are forgetting the obvious choice here: Quina!

As much as I dislike the gramatically-challenged, combatively-useless, not-really-that-funny attempt at comic relief... I will admit that s/he can cook. This guy/girl/whatever would probably make a sandwich to die for. Heck, he could put frog in it and it'd still come out as a gormet dish.

[Crazy Chocobo]

Interesting topic!

I think I would have to say Yuna, she seems to be really honest and is a good person. Hopefully she wouldn't try to poison me.

[Lestat]

After some inappropriately major thought, I'd have to go for Faris. First of all, she's a woman, so she might be naturally inclined to know how to make a sandwich in the first place. She has command of a pirate ship, so she could sail to foreign shores and bring back some nice exotic ingredients. She could change jobs to Hunter while she's over there so she could hunt down and kill the animal part of the sandwich, thus providing some lovely fresh meat. Then she could change jobs to Black Mage and give said meat a good and proper roasting. Changing to Thief/Ninja she could chop the meat very efficiently into lovely thin slices, as well as chopping up the sesonings. Perfick.

[Yuki-onna]

O_O

THAT sounds like a pretty dang good sandwich.

Considering FF people never eat (I can only remember Tidus groping at a tray and almost dying, which would've been cool...)and therefore wouldn't know how to make a sandwich, I'll set my hopes on a chocobo. They eat greens, right?
It'll do a little dance, put some materia between some leaves, and voila, sandwich á la chocobo. Mmm, crunchy. And low-fat.

What kind of thread is this?

I'd accept a sandwich from the 18th citizen you see in Alexandria in FF9, or perhaps the 7th saleman you encounter in FF4

[Lestat]

You are being sarcastic right?

But anyways, I believe Sabin stuffs his face on the Phantom Train as well. I'd like to see what kind of sandwich the Robot in FFI makes! [QUERY: PHRASE 'MAKE SANDWICH' NOT FOUND. RESOLUTION: DESTROY!!!]