Awkward urinals - Page 2

*Meier Link* · 10-08-2009, 03:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TenseikenSlash

Nice.

Are you talking about the ones that look like long bathtubs? My brother said that's what he used at a Metallica Concert. He said it was super strange because they had to be shoulder to shoulder. On top of that, he said while he was taking a piss, there was a guy behind him waiting. So no space at all. Pissed literally aha.

Yes that is exactly what I am talking about. And yes they are very notorious to ffind when going to concert halls and older football stadiums. And yes 90% it is shoulder to shoulder and you really don't have a choice but to use it because some inconsiterate ass (literally) has has clogged the toilet.

Want to throw in something fun into that kind of mix, add about 3 drunk guys how sway because they are wasted beyond belief. Makes for a very strange time.

Kisuke · 10-09-2009, 06:03 AM

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Originally Posted by TobiasRainey

So if a friend of yours walks in you two are going to have a deep phylosphical conversation? In the bathroom? My friends know that I'm an asshole and if they don't like that then they're no friend of mine.

Then what was said has nothing to do with you..I for one am not an asshole and do not ignore my friends..

bobbo087 · 10-09-2009, 07:35 AM

I have a little bit of a privacy issue so I try to keep at least one urinal free between us, but I have had to use one of those trough type urinals filled with ice, I just viewed it as "hey I'm drunk and it gives me something to do" (melt the ice).

Sean · 10-10-2009, 11:39 AM

Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.

When at a ball game where I'm drunk, or just in a very crowded bar, I tend to head for the stalls, and I've had more than one occasion where going to pee at a ball park has lead to me walking the entire park looking for a bathroom that wasn't full.

A spot of paranoia aside, just for some reason when drunk, I'll stand there forever and never pee when there's people all around me. Not sure what it is, but it generally leads to the beginning of a panic attack as well. Me and crowds don't get along.

When I'm sober, though? Never an issue.

Gypsy Elder · 10-10-2009, 11:43 AM

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Originally Posted by bobbo087

I just viewed it as "hey I'm drunk and it gives me something to do" (melt the ice).

Yeah, speaking of that,

what is the ice for exactly ?

I'm guessing so the pee is diluted with something ?

Sean · 10-10-2009, 11:56 AM

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Originally Posted by TenseikenSlash

Yeah, speaking of that,

what is the ice for exactly ?

I'm guessing so the pee is diluted with something ?

Worked in a place that did it once.

Great for bars since the melting ice acts as a flush, since drunkies are usually too drunk to flush themselves.

It's just fun to aim at, so it helps with people pissing all over the restroom, especially with drunken customers. (this was the reason we did it)

Also, I've heard that it keeps flies away, since flies hate cold, and cold air travels down, so it's thought that you can't smell the urine as heavily in the air since it would be cooled.(Pretty sure this, and the above, were in a book I read once)

Mr.Marzipan · 10-10-2009, 12:04 PM

I really hate urinals and I try not to use them. I just find them incredibly awkward, the only times that I actually have used them is when they've had a sort of barrier between each urinal. I don't like the idea of just whipping out my penis and peeing. That and I'm overly paranoid so I always go for the cubicles.

RagnaToad · 10-10-2009, 02:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Anachlirium

Girls get nakie in front of eachother all the time in public swimming pool change rooms, gyms, etc.

I like where this is going.

Anachlirium · 10-11-2009, 02:48 AM

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Originally Posted by RagnaToad

I like where this is going.

=P You would.

Honestly, though. I think guys get far more touchy about having their nono bits out around eachother than girls do.

Unknown Entity · 10-11-2009, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Anachlirium

Honestly, though. I think guys get far more touchy about having their nono bits out around eachother than girls do.

Yeah... I think it's because with girls, nothing is really private in that sense anyway. Just watch the adverts on television, and almost everything is aimed at woman, be that razor blades, hair dye, thrush cream or sanitary towels.

Guys don't have to spread them to give birth or have smear tests either. Doctors probably see more vaginas than penises.

So for girls, it really isn't much of an issue really. The only time it becomes awkward is when you need to go at a friends house - I just feel kinda rude for asking for some bizarre reason.

Megidolaon · 10-11-2009, 11:12 AM

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Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.

One of the many reason why don't drink is because when I had been drunk in the past, it was really ****ing hard to hit the bowl.

Anyway, I don't use urinals, ever.
I don't want to see other guys' junk or whip mine out in front of them, period.

Kisuke · 10-13-2009, 06:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Sean

Ironically the only time I ever get pee-shy at crowded urinals is when I'm ****ing trashed, because being drunk leads to me being paranoid and I'm in no condition to keep a nonchalant eye on people, so to speak.
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Pee-Shy while shit faced Ive never heard of such a thing when I'm drunk i'll whip it out and piss anywhere...

celebrity.skin · 10-19-2009, 11:09 PM

My friend made the mistake of peeing with his bathroom door open when we were at his house. My boyfriend, well on his way to the state of inebriation, shoved him a couple of times and he ended up peeing all over the toilet, the wall, in the bath, himself and the only jumper he had to wear (it was a very cold winter night).

If I was a guy, I think I'd have fun with it.

chrono · 10-20-2009, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Rocky

most guys go by the norm that if there are at least three urinals, person A would walk in first and take the far left one, than person B would take the far right one, leaving at least one urinal empty between the two people. If person A takes the middle one, then person B can take either urinal, because it's not a big deal for that person. At least that's how it works for me.

Also, some small talk is allowed between using the urinals if you are friends with that person. If you don't know them, then it can gets awkward so conversation rarely happens in that instance. Most guys don't look at each other's junk, so I don't think that happens that often.

Sometimes us guys do whip out our junk around each other, like in the locker room for example. We don't have time to be modest, we just take our showers, and if some guy sees us flopping around getting all fresh and clean after working out or whatever, then so be it. It's not a big deal for us guys.

qft.... i have seen everyones junk that i wrestle with at the gym at one time or another due to the locker room. We just act like nothings there

Che · 10-20-2009, 08:09 AM

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Originally Posted by celebrity.skin

My friend made the mistake of peeing with his bathroom door open when we were at his house. My boyfriend, well on his way to the state of inebriation, shoved him a couple of times and he ended up peeing all over the toilet, the wall, in the bath, himself and the only jumper he had to wear (it was a very cold winter night).

If I was a guy, I think I'd have fun with it.

I don't understand why people gotta get drunk and do retarded shit like that. You don't **** with another man while he's taking a piss. It's a man rule. Does your boyfriend like to get pissed on?

Pete · 10-20-2009, 01:38 PM

Che knows whats up.

Funny story, my old housemate got so drunk one time that he pissed in the bathtub, stepped out of the bathtub and then flushed the toilet.

Another time he pissed in the kitchen garbage can in the middle of a party. Awkward.

As for myself, when we would party in our attic, I would piss out of the window upstairs, since the stairs leading to the lower levels were always in danger of falling apart.

Kisuke · 10-23-2009, 05:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Che

I don't understand why people gotta get drunk and do retarded shit like that. You don't **** with another man while he's taking a piss. It's a man rule. Does your boyfriend like to get pissed on?

I have seen multiple ass kickings dealt out to guys who break the man rules..And I agree you don't mess with people by pushing them and shit like that while they're pissing...

Muramasa89 · 11-01-2009, 12:47 PM

I go as far away from the nearest person as possible, or if no one is there, in the corner anyway. Stay at least 1 urinal away from the nearest guy I say, so it goes:

X - X - X - X

X is a guy, and - is an empty urinal.
If it is just a big, long one, corners or cubicle.

Dr_Flea · 11-04-2009, 05:41 AM

Me i don't really care weather i use the cubicals or the urinals!!

My mate though almost got smashed the other day!!

One of his friends went into the cubicals and he went ot the urinals!! mate A (Urnial) thought it would be a good idea to put his hand over the cubical and touch mate B (Cubical) on the head turns out he picked the wrong cubical!! he almost got himself an ass whopping the guy was a skinhead and he was like over six foot!! i couldn't help but laugh when he told me ;p

~Dr_Flea~

ziroth · 11-04-2009, 05:25 PM

I will never use a urinal again(I just lied i used it today).I used a urinal once and while i was using it a big(fat) rwedneck comes up behind me and just stands there. 30seconds later(I had to pee BAD) he walks away. I was so scared, i had freaking flash backs, I thought death was on the way for me.