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Old 04-04-2009, 10:23 AM Level: 16  HP: 37 / 375
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Hello... i just created this thread for fun remember ONLY those under 100 posts may post in this thread... the main meaning of this thread is what the threads name implies... what do you do when you reach 100 posts?

For me... well i'll try to be a champion in some of the arcade rpg games your allowed to play when you get 100 posts........

Tell me what you will do...
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I don't care if I have over 100 posts! I'm aiming for 1,000 now! I'll celebrate when that happens. It shouldn't take too long. I once had 46+ posts a day!!^^
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Old 04-04-2009, 02:30 PM Level: 6  HP: 2 / 133
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fayt thats weird, but yet i havent been on much i kept forgetting this at times, but i have very little posts, so i'll be posting randomly, ok so maybe not
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Old 04-04-2009, 03:40 PM Level: 7  HP: 5 / 155
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well i know that in this other forum im in i have like 3000 or something. taking a while to reach the level i want, but 100 should be easy. I'd just play some of the arcade games here afterwords for some fun.
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Im heading for 1000 and darn if im not close.......

Then my goal is the same as Pete's. ROFL.
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Old 04-04-2009, 03:54 PM Level: 6  HP: 2 / 133
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H.U.N.K almost everyone is thinking of something different, for me once i reach 100, then i'll just keep posting for 1,000 and maybe after that i will find something else to do, maybe even try to find something good in life, who knows, but i do know one thing, life is short so why not spend what time we have left
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Old 04-04-2009, 04:05 PM Level: 6  HP: 2 / 133
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Fayt, also you were not the only one who have been gone for months on ends, i was gone for months, but they kept telling me to come back, so i finally did come back, but i had no clue how to earn Exp. till i found a post that helped my answer my question, and i was mad that i did not know that, well mad at myself, even though ive got a Girlfriend, though she hates it when i cry, but i do not cry all the time, but now i am here trying to earn 100 posts to do somthing else, though i do say random quotes, if you wanna know some do not be afriad to ask me whenever you want to
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and i was mad that i did not know that, well mad at myself, even though ive got a Girlfriend, though she hates it when i cry, but i do not cry all the time
Yeah, that's... that's pretty random, I'd say.

At 100 posts, several years ago (christ....), that meant you could upload your own avatar and not just the ones the site provides for you. So I did. Hurrah!

At 1000, I made sure the post went in my journal. I will never reach 10,000 because it took me nearly 7 years to get THIS many.

EDIT: ....Holy dick, when did I reach 2000? Oh lord.

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Yeah, that's... that's pretty random, I'd say.

At 100 posts, several years ago (christ....), that meant you could upload your own avatar and not just the ones the site provides for you. So I did. Hurrah!

At 1000, I made sure the post went in my journal. I will never reach 10,000 because it took me nearly 7 years to get THIS many.

EDIT: ....Holy dick, when did I reach 2000? Oh lord.
hey thanks for saying that was random of me, i am like a random person at times, but of course i will stay on track, hey do any of you guys have ADHD, because i do, anyways i do not know what i will do once i reach somewhere around 50 or 70 posts, but right now im just trying to think as well while i am posting
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hey thanks for saying that was random of me, i am like a random person at times, but of course i will stay on track, hey do any of you guys have ADHD, because i do, anyways i do not know what i will do once i reach somewhere around 50 or 70 posts, but right now im just trying to think as well while i am posting

lol in my forum i pull a lot of threads off track, we start with a thread about a game and end up talking about something totally different like cabbage. Its mostly me and another guy.

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Pfft! I beat all ya'll! I had 100 in three days! I've only been back for a few weeks, and I have posted 178 posts!
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Pfft! I beat all ya'll! I had 100 in three days! I've only been back for a few weeks, and I have posted 178 posts!
Fayt ive been gone for months on ends, and when i got back i still had no clue how to level up, but now i do, ok my guess is that we are getting side-tracked alot, oh well least its fun to talk about something totaly different
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I wonder why OceanEyes actually approved of this thread, by which I mean classifying it as non-spam-y.

Anyway, if I can manage 40+ posts a day, anyone can! It just takes time, dedication, and a helluva lotta free time! Keep it up, and you're a TFF God within a year! If Ocean did that, she'd have 70,000+ posts by now, but no!^^ I can't seem to get back to 40+ posts a day, though!^^^^
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I wonder why OceanEyes actually approved of this thread, by which I mean classifying it as non-spam-y.

Anyway, if I can manage 40+ posts a day, anyone can! It just takes time, dedication, and a helluva lotta free time! Keep it up, and you're a TFF God within a year! If Ocean did that, she'd have 70,000+ posts by now, but no!^^ I can't seem to get back to 40+ posts a day, though!^^^^
yea i am wondering that myself, oh well least things are fun am i not right
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Yeah, that's... that's pretty random, I'd say.

At 100 posts, several years ago (christ....), that meant you could upload your own avatar and not just the ones the site provides for you. So I did. Hurrah!
It was 200 (at least it was back in '02). How I remember this exactly? ..That's not the point.

Since a flood of newbs that post strictly for the sake raising their post counts have been recently occuring, I say that post count is really pointless. Instead, we should have a "post count quality meter", which would allow for real measure of forum machoism. In a rarely occuring confession, I admit that I spammed a bit to increase my posts back when I was a 12 year old, but nowadays I only have time to lurk. Besides, there isn't much information to post about that has caused interest in me for awhile. If I hit my 2000 post milestone, I will apply to be a supermod, and in that position I will secretly **** with people's postcounts, especially to the people who care. Laughs will be had.
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OMG, you are EVIL!!!

I didn't spam to get to 200 posts! If you spam 200 times, you'd have about 25 pre warnings and 175 official ones!

That's: (25*5)+(34*175)=6,075! You get banned for almost 17 years! Bad idea. Very bad idea!!
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OMG, you are EVIL!!!

I didn't spam to get to 200 posts! If you spam 200 times, you'd have about 25 pre warnings and 175 official ones!

That's: (25*5)+(34*175)=6,075! You get banned for almost 17 years! Bad idea. Very bad idea!!
i agree with you there, that would be a very bad idea, i just post whenever there is a good topic around, but if there is none then i'll make one of my own, but of course i happen to make one in the wrong section and it was closed, so yeah i did not know i had it in the wrong place, but i will correct my mistakes at all times, from now on
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It was 200 (at least it was back in '02). How I remember this exactly? ..That's not the point.

Since a flood of newbs that post strictly for the sake raising their post counts have been recently occuring, I say that post count is really pointless. Instead, we should have a "post count quality meter", which would allow for real measure of forum machoism. In a rarely occuring confession, I admit that I spammed a bit to increase my posts back when I was a 12 year old, but nowadays I only have time to lurk. Besides, there isn't much information to post about that has caused interest in me for awhile. If I hit my 2000 post milestone, I will apply to be a supermod, and in that position I will secretly **** with people's postcounts, especially to the people who care. Laughs will be had.
**** 2000 posts. Rocky for S-Mod NOW.

I remember my 100th post. Shit was crazy. I posted, my (now ex-)girlfriend watching me. She's massaging my shoulders (not really massaging, more like just resting her corners on my shoulders). She knows the tension. I'm sweating. I lean back a little, causing her to breath on my neck. I hit "Post reply".

Loading....

Loading....

(The anticipation is killing me)

Loading....

I lick my lips. This has to happen. This is MY day. This is MY 100th post.

Boom.

It happened. She orgasms. I orgasm. My neighbor orgasms so hard she has a heart attack. She was okay, though. The point is, it was such a pivotal moment in history that it happened. All of a sudden, Bruce Springsteen's Born to Run starts playing OUT OF ****ING NOWHERE. I hop on my motorcycle. Jenna Fischer is holding onto me. We hop on the freeway, and just ride. The people we pass wave to us. They knew what happened. They knew. A police cruiser stops us. He gets out. He tells me to get off the bike. I do. He stares at me. Starts clapping. A slow, yet quickening clap.

He knew.

He apologizes for stopping us, but quickly explains that he just had to. We drive off, and Jenna Fischer and I have sex. On the bike. Doves show up out of nowhere. I ride home. There's only one obstacle left: 101st post.

Or, you know. It was some stupid joke about me having sex with a pillow. Then I cried and masturbated. The point is, post counts aren't important.

Though I think we should start a 10,000 post suicide pact. That'd be awesome.
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