Trashy Neighbors

[Jesus Christ]

I live literally in front the "ghetto" here; the public housing units. Today I watched this guy come out of his house with a rocking chair, beat the shit out of it with a hammer and he is now burning the pieces on a barbeque using it as a fire pit.

Do any of you have trashy neighbors?

[Unknown Entity]

Hell yeah! Well... maybe not in the same way as beating a chair, and birning it... o_O

Ok, I live in the worse block of flats EVER! At number one, we got this psyco kid who walks the streets at night shouting stuff at passers by in Turkish. He wolf whistles everyone who has the misfortune to walk past his house. His brother is into drug dealing, and that kinda stuff...

At number 2 we have the old couple, who look normal. Well... normalish if you only see the husband. His wife looks a little on... the... witchy side... My friend who lives next door to them said that she hears shouting coming from the house all the time - like some one is being beaten. She also said there are times when it sounds like they are having sex. So whatever is going on in there, I hopefully will never know.

At number 3, where my friend lives, you have nice people... But they are a little... odd... Not going to say who, but someone I know said that they remind them of the film "The Burbs"... Meh...

At number 4, you have the moody chavs - well, they are moody when the parents aren't buying them sh*t. All they seem to do is walk the streets all day, playing music aloud on their phones. The 2nd youngest is only about 8 or 9, yet he smokes a few fags a day, the 3rd is a year or two younger than me, has already had sex with half a dozen boys, and the oldest brother is the fat moody SOB who deals drugs and uses up his own supply. Also, they mistreat there dogs - I've seen them get kicked before - and the dogs attacked my dog a little while ago.

At number 5... I don't know who lives there anymore. Before there was a gay couple who were really nice - I think the most normal people in the whole flats lol! They liked BBQs, and I got invited to one!

At number 6... Don't know em.

At number 7 you have the God Botherers, who are actually quite nice. They don't freak me out at all. I've not seen them in a while, but I like them.

At number 8... Honestly, the people that live in there change from month to month, but the last couple who lived there were really nice, and shared a packet of Malteasers with me and my brother on Fireworks Night.

I live at number 9... Meh... I say we're normal... (Well, I'm not going to admit to the psyco dog who lives here who likes to eat children am I?

.... I was joking... )

At number 10, you have a really nice Middle Easten family. By the smells coming from their kitchen window, they know how to cook!

At number 11, more nice God loving people...

At number 12, you have a whore who has had so many men at her door, I lost count. She has twins, and... Well. Lately shes been giving my family dirty looks, so don't like her. She does drugs too.

Erm... there is more:

Across from my bedroom window, there is this couple who don't have curtains in their bedroom...

Next to them, there is this old guy who is known to be a bit of a perv with binoculars.

On the other side of the house, you have the woman who shows her boobs out her window when my step-dad is in our kitchen.

And in the flats to the left of that, you have the crazy old woman who likes taking photos from her window, and another pervert.

To the right, you have the mad knife woman, whos house has been raided by police uncountable times in the last year, and another perv who wanks in his window.

Yep, I live in a mental place... O_O

[Jesus Christ]

Originally Posted by Unknown Entity

On the other side of the house, you have the woman who shows her boobs out her window when my step-dad is in our kitchen.

Is she hot?

[Chez Daja]

I live next to a creepy women who has an adopted Chinese child. She is ****ing weird and always asks me to do shit for her. I.E take care of her child for the day or take her to the supermarket. I always say I'm busy, regardless of whether it's true. I'm not mean, but I don't like associating with her.

On the next house along we have a young couple with a baby. The mother is obsessed with the colour pink and has completely renovated the interior of her car with pink seats, pink dashboard... pink everything. They're pretty nice.

On the next house, we have the trashiest shit that ever lived. A mobirdley obese mother who never wears a bra and shows off her camel-toe. She is the epitome of "disgusting bitch". Her husband is a skinny bastard who used to work for the Coca Cola company. I think he got fired. Her kids are chavscum. I hate the whole family. Burnplz.

Then we have another chav family who own an illegal dog, who I've reported for letting that stupid mutt bite a hippy ladies' cat. Speaking of hippy Lady, she lives on the door across.

Then we have a line of families that are chavs/never come out.

And opposite, we have a grouchy old lady who has about twelve children and fifteen grandchildren, or something to that effect.

The area used to only have one trashy family, but they moved away and two trashy families replaced them. BOOO.

Despite the n00bs that live around here, I feel lucky to live where I do.

[Aerif]

I have a neighbour who makes me feel trashy... Does that count

We kindly refer to her as Mrs. Next-door though that's obviously not her real name. The problem is that she has such an immaculate little garden (not tiny but not big) and she actually got her house painted white and has all sorts of strange work done to it (she painted the foundation bricks red... WHY?) and too top it all off she recently got a knee replacement and still maintains that immaculate little garden.

Our garden is a wilderness and our house, despite being a rather nice four bedroom, two bathroom home, looks like a dump with dirty grey paint that is too expensive to be painted over because there is so much more wall space than next door.

Normally a person wouldn't mind terribly about this, however my other next door neighbour, who happen to be my grandparents have also had their house done in a similar manner, so now we're kinda the odd ones out.

Stupid paint-jobs.

[Fishie]

Originally posted by Aerif
I have a neighbour who makes me feel trashy... Does that couny !;

Haha. I think that would apply to me as well. Well it used to till we got our house painted as well earlier this year. If you were to live in my neighborhood, it's a decent street. Nothing rich and fancy but nothing trashy.

Before moving here, I used to live in the "ghetto". The next street over, there was this gang that there that was like the heart of the area. And in the apartments that I used to live in, they had members that were involved in it. We've had a cop raid once or twice involving drugs and other cop visits numerous times for other things.

Things really didn't change at that place till a new management took over the complex. The rent got much higher which a lot of people weren't being able to afford. Us being one of them, my dad was able to work under the table for the manager and have them lower the rent for us. Eventually, they wanted to put my dad on pay roll which he didn't want to so we ended up moving to where we are now.

I haven't been to the complex since we moved about five years ago. For the rent being high, the place is infested with a lot of illegal immigrants over there I hear. You have about 7 or 8 people living in a two or one bedroom apartment.

But the street I live in now is actually loud on certain days. A lot of little kids live on the street and is always playing. Everyone seems friendly with each other. The only thing though is there was this neighbor that lives two houses across for me was this guy that got arrested for beating up his mom. And that was pretty shocking because he seemed like a nice guy and you just can't picture someone like him doing something like that. It turns out though that he had some sort of psychological disorder and he had an addiction to alcohol. His mom's okay though. And the guy's still in jail. I don't think he's coming out till later on this year.

[Raider]

I have perfect neighbours. Yay. Go me

[Dan558]

OMG lol do I ever have trashy neighbors. First I live in a townhouse-like building with 2 of my friends for our 4th year of Uni and one of them has done a report for a class definitively stating how the building next to us is a hot spot for Crack-dealing and producing! (seriously!)

Next on my first day of moving in my friend used our allyway driveway to park his van with a u-haul like trailer with our stuff in it. I had to do a 2-point turn in my neighbors driveway as I had to turn around my car to then park it on the street and before i fully got in the driveway a getto-wife came running out of her kitchen yelling at me asking "what are ya doin?!?!?". *NOTE: she was carrying a roughly 2 year old naked baby in her arm* I was started stopped the car and tried to hear what I was doing that was so bizzare. She trotted over and gave me an earful of how that was her boyfriends spot and how he'd be back any minute and they'll call the cops on me! I tried to explain that I was just turning around and when she refused top listen I just left as I was gonna do anyways! about an hour later as I was still moving in some furniture "the Boyfriend" *complete with beer-gut, cammo all over and a truckers hat* started yelling at my other neighbors complaining about what "I did". They obviously didn't know and he then moved on to yell at me and my friend. We played dumb and went inside. Later I noticed him pacing around my car for literally an hour! Scared for my car when he left I then started parking it at a friends house a couple of blocks away for its own safety! My car broke so i don't have it at the moment but that situation seems to have blown over...

One more thing is that we live across from another town out that is weathered and broken but there are Dumbasses there that drink/party literally 24/7 (4 in the morning they are there yelling a storm, they must take shifts or something) for at least the first three months I've lived here! There were regular police visits eventually and now in my forth month they are at least quieter during the night but still there...

Also everyone with a porch around here has a rundown couch with garbage all over (beer cans mostly). Plus there are homeless people that tear through every garbage bag leaving the street a mess every so often...

If only I knew before moving to this street from my old nice sub-urban student house...

[chocozilla]

I have a crazy lady who lives downstairs. She's an alcoholic, drug addict and she's quite violent towards people. Most people think she's selling her body too, but we cant be sure. I did try to talk to her, but she was way too creepy (she kept fondling my hair ;-; ) so I jus tleave her alone now...

[Rikkuffx]

I live in a pretty good neighborhood but there is this one house that teh cops are always at liek early in the morning or late at night. I guess the kids dont go to school much I also saw an official vehicle liek town official infront of their house one time a day after the cops had came. Their house does look pretty bad from the outside and they always let their dog loose.eh then theres another one on the corner of my street who like collects tons of bottles and cans and just has them all in bags in his driveway along with alot more junk.

Its a nice neighborhood perhaps if they cleaned up a bit it would make it look nicer.

[Unknown Entity]

Originally Posted by Kamille Frass

Is she hot?

Ha! I really wouldn't know what she looks like. I've not actually seen her do that - my mum and step-dad and brother have though. Mum went out side and shouted across the gardens to put them away once. Quite funny...

But I do know she is married - sometimes the post gets mixed up around here, and we sometimes end up with thier mail. It says Mr and Mrs on it so, i'm assuming they are married...

OH! And a little while, the guy with the binoculars moved house (I forgot) and some new people moved in there. On the first day, they had a BBQ on their balcany - its quite big, so no problems with health and safety and stuff - but... They were all naked. Almost went blind from what I saw lol!

Man... I live in a flat surrounded by pervs and sex-addicts!