Pick up Lines

Rasler+ · 06-01-2008, 09:30 PM

Well, I've been hearing a few funny pick up lines lately

I like using some around my friends when we're joking, but I never use it on girls.

But one I definitely remember is one that my friend told me:
"Do you like water?"
"Yes."
"Then you like 70% of my body."

Do you have any weird / lame / funny pick up lines to share? Do you use them?

Pete · 06-01-2008, 09:42 PM

"Hey, I really like your outfit, but I'd like it a lot more on my bedroom floor"

"Do you have mirrors on your pants?" (she says no and asks why) "Because I can see myself in them"

they're so bad haha

my personal favorite is just to introduce myself. It's honest and genuine, and best of all, classy.

winterborn86 · 06-02-2008, 12:22 AM

Pick up lines are annoying but funny, i went out last week an someone used tho ole 'do you come here often' line on me, I hate the old 'get your coat youve pulled' one aswell, my partner told me one a mate of his used aswell 'your like a spanner, u make my nuts go tight' that line does not work, he went away empty handed.
I think men should just be themselves, pick up line dont work that well.

FF_FrEaK · 06-02-2008, 12:32 AM

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Originally Posted by winterborn86

I think men should just be themselves, pick up line dont work that well.

They are just plain funny though. I like to use them just to see the reaction on the girl's face...it's priceless lol. I'm not a big fan of using pick up lines, but when I want to have a little fun I don't mind using them at all.

You · 06-02-2008, 04:17 AM

"I wish you were a door so I could bang you all night long"

"wanna play armies? Ill lay down on the floor and you can blow the hell outta me!

*licks finger and wipes on shirt* "Lets get you out of those wet clothes"

"You know, those clothes would look great in a jumbled pile on my bedroom floor"

"Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?"

"All those curves and me with no breaks"

"are you stalking me? Cos that would be SO cool"

Some good ones^^ Hopefully not too bad to post here.

Spiral Architect · 06-02-2008, 05:02 AM

I have 2. I made them both up, the second one is sort of a rip off of another.

1. Your eggs, my milk. Wanna make an omellete?

2. Somone better call Charlie, theres an angel missing.

Very sleazy, and I use them alot, I think thats why woman dont take me seriously....

Silver · 06-02-2008, 05:09 AM

I think my favoured pick up lines are the satirised ones in several television shows and movies.
My favourite being in Fat Pizza.

Habib: Do you like chocolate?
*nods rapidly while smiling before continuing*
COS I GOT HALF A BAR!

Dragoon_Nick · 06-02-2008, 05:34 AM

My favourite nerdy ones,

1) I wish i was your derivative, so i could lie tangent to your curves.
2) I'm gonna treat you like my homework. I'm gonna slam you on the table and do you all night long!

Or the other ones...

3) I may not be Fred Flintstone, but i can sure make your bed rock!
4) They say milk does a body fine, but DAMN! How much have you been drinking?

Sasquatch · 06-02-2008, 07:28 AM

"Excuse me miss, does this smell like chloroform to you?"
"Would you like to sit down? Here, let me wipe a spot off for you." *Wipe hand across face*
"Are you planning on walking through the parking lot alone later? Okay, I'll see you then."

There are plenty more, but they're prettymuch all equally ineffective. The second one I actually did try as a joke (and immediately walked away), and the girl smiled and found me later, but I doubt it'd do much as an actual pick-up line.

Bleachfangirl · 06-02-2008, 02:59 PM

I made some up and even heard a few from friends before. They are kind of lame, but I'll say them anyway.

-"Could you give me some directions? I just got lost in your eyes."
-"Want to know what my favorite number is? The nice one on you."
-"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"
-"Are you a candy? Because I think you're real sweet."
-"I know you're just expecting a pick up line, but you're too hot to resist. So....*insert pick up line here*"
-"*poke the person* Oh, sorry, I just had to make sure you weren't too good to be true."

Yeah. I hear of a few more, but I don't think they'd be appropriate. These are kind of corny though.

Rocky · 06-02-2008, 08:52 PM

A couple I remember from back in the day--

"There are 206 bones in the human body, care to make it 207?"

"How do you like your eggs? Over easy? Scrambled? Fertilized?"

"Sex is evil, evil is sin, sin is forgiven, so let us begin."

"Hey. I think your friend is really hot. Do you have a ride home or is it just going to be the three of us?"

Mr Spike · 06-03-2008, 09:46 AM

"Some people say i have a one-track mind. Shall we pull into the sidings and couple?"

"Hi, I'm the postman, so you can rely on me to deliver a large package."

"Do you believe at love at first sight, or should i walk past you again?"

"I'm a plumber. Shall i have a poke around in your waterworks?"

Just a select few. I had a ton more but i've either forgotten them or they turned out useless...