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| View Poll Results: how often do you get personal with..yourself? | |||
| once a day |     | 22 | 37.93% |
| twice a day |    | 9 | 15.52% |
| three times or more...i love to spunk |    | 8 | 13.79% |
| maybe once or twice a week.. |    | 18 | 31.03% |
| never....well im to prude to say...so like 2131231 times a week. |    | 1 | 1.72% |
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09-08-2007, 01:21 PM
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do you wank it. honestly. this thread hasn't been around for ages. and you should know what i mean, breaking out the lube, puttin on some kiddy porn and totally beating your **** or clit like it was your little brother you deleted your pokemon emerald game file from your gameboy now i know what some of you are thinking...omg there cant be a thread like this!!! this is so rude! blah blah blah, you know your a prude but you touch yourself anyways.
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09-08-2007, 01:45 PM
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3,006 | Heh. As a practicing Catholic, I try not to, but for the most part, it happens at least once a day, sometimes maybe every other day or a few days in between. Or sometimes, more than once. I don't try to fight the urge very hard sometimes. "Flogging the dolphin," as my friends put it. Anyhoo... Wuv, Yer Mom
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09-08-2007, 01:55 PM
| Level: 38 | HP: 273 / 936 |
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2,217 | Haha, Ecks. It depends how busy I am. If I have something to do, maybe none to once a day. If I'm bored shitless on the other hand, up to 3? Anymore than that usually leads to physical injury so I try to avoid that. Not saying it never happens, but it's never intentional. I'd say it probably averages out at twice a day. It's a great stress relief and is easier to manage than actual sex. Commercialism!
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09-08-2007, 02:26 PM
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2,827  | Well let's see: 4 times a day would be the good enough limit for me.If I run out of lube, I just use good old'e lotion. And yes Jintatsu isn't it a stress reliefer? Indeed. Definitely, Yup. Of course if I feel the urge to do it during a busy day ( work ) I use one of the private bathrooms to release so stress at work XDD. Be yeah probarly 4-5 times a day, and I have a better technique for "wanking it" but its a secret lol. Peace 
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09-08-2007, 03:14 PM
| Level: 29 | HP: 135 / 718 |
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1,156 | Hahahahaha Ecks I gotta hand it to you! (In a total non-sexual way that has nothing to do with my genitals) this is the greatest thread ever! Normally I choke the ol' one eye twice a day. Once when I get home from work and once before I go to bed. Some times when I wake up too or when I'm taking a shower, but that is more the exception that the rule. | ||||||||
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09-08-2007, 03:17 PM
| Level: 45 | HP: 330 / 1101 |
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3,405 | I never masturbate. No lie. I can't get off to masturbation. I don't know why. I have tried everyone's techniques and advice, but it doesn't happen. So, I just sort of gave up a few years ago.
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09-08-2007, 03:27 PM
| Level: 22 | HP: 67 / 528 |
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583 | holy shit zordon. You must get a lot of sex mate. anyway, depends on if i have a girlfriend. Quite obviously, a lot less when i'm seeing someone. edit:- as if make it an open poll!!
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09-08-2007, 03:41 PM
| Level: 45 | HP: 330 / 1101 |
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3,405 | Quote:
Anyway, techniques and tips are welcome. Lets make it happen.
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09-08-2007, 04:06 PM
| Level: 23 | HP: 138 / 566 |
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676 | I think I have a new favorite thread. Interesting topic Ecks. Never thought I'd see a thread like this anywhere. I like to relieve stress at least 5 times a week. The only time is right when I wake up. When ol' morning glory is saluting tall and proud.
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09-08-2007, 06:03 PM
| Level: 43 | HP: 603 / 1062 |
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3,090 | haha awesome thread  I am surprised people do it more than once, see in the morning is when I normally wake up hard and it takes ages to release the man juice. I can't really get it up in the shower really though, but normally when nobodies home I just flop it out and pull up some Russian jerk material. But normally only once unless I'm really in the mood.
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09-08-2007, 10:25 PM
| Level: 24 | HP: 170 / 586 |
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729 | Oh my....I don't, but just because this is the funniest thread I've ever seen, I have to post anyway. But seriously, why is there no "I don't at all" choice on that poll. You fellows scare the crap out of me.... O.O
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09-08-2007, 11:24 PM
| Level: 37 | HP: 161 / 909 |
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2,060 | I answered this question a long time ago... and I was probably more candid about it then than I will be now. However! I will say that every now and then, it happens. Not so much in college because there are roommates and all. And I've got a boyfriend there with me soooooo.... But during breaks, I have no boyfriend and things can get pretty dull. Let's just say I know my way around. And that's really not such a bad thing, after all.
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09-09-2007, 01:47 AM
| Level: 38 | HP: 650 / 929 |
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2,178 | For me? Not for as long as I can remember. Area I live has a lot of 'fun' to get into and as a 'fun' person myself.... Yeah. Don't really have to release the flood valve.  I don't ever seem to be spanking my monkey, that's for sure!  Sorry about the crappy metaphors. I couldn't help myself....
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