What we find under the bed...

[Tifa]

A survey of the things people find under their beds turned up some bizarre results, from sweaty socks to sex toys.

And one man looked underneath his bed - to find his wife's secret girlfriend, reports Sky News.

read moar: http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm...=news.quirkies

I've got ... well, I'm in a dorm so I've got books, Bawls , ramen, water, Vitamin Water (which I barely drink), and my roommates clothes. Lawl. At home, I only really had books under the bed. I used to write a journal by hand but that only lasted for a while, rofl.

Once in a while it's class notes that I accidentally kick under the bed. I kind of get lazy with my stuff, so if there's too much in my backpack or if I need more space, I just toss it out in some random corner. In an orderly fashion, of course. <<;


So, <strike>/b/</strike> TFF, what's under your bed?

[Setzer]

Well not a whole lot. A pair of disapeared socks from god knows when. Then a pair of dress shoes that are pretty much just for funerals. Oh and a soft guitar case. I used to have a box of Lego's under there, but those have vanished to somewhere.

And yeah that's my ultra secretive under the bed equipment haha.

[Cloud Strife X]

All I have are my socks and pajamas (which I store under the bed on purpose), some old bedsheets, and a few old birthday cards (and i've got no clue how either of those got there). I kept a lot of old knicknacks (printer paper, an old lamp, assorted rubber bands and paper clips, a stapler, etc) under there last year, but I went ahead and finally cleared it out last October or so.

I keep all of my really personal stuff... in the locked cupboard next to the bed. Which you can't see. Bwahahaha.

[LocoColt04]

All of my paperwork from high school and college is sitting under there. Every test, every quiz, every homework assignment -- it's all there. Everything an aspiring little cheater would want to have is there for the taking. On the bright side, this allows me to help my younger friends out when they have an assignment and they can't figure something out. I can just find my old notes and help teach them. ^_^

[Taco]

Lessee... three old shoes, a box of old atari stuff (like controllers and such) a tub of legos, boxes with... boxes (like the packaging to old video games and such) and packaging of old action figurines in them, some envelopes and papers of things I didn't care about enough to not let them end up further underneath my bed, an old board, dust, and I'm sure at least a spider or two. I don't really feel like reaching too far back to find out, however.

My room rarely gets cleaned up. Maybe once a year Heh. Anyhoo...

Wuv, Yer Mom

[OmniTense]

I basically copy and paste your post, Misa.

Except, I bet that my roommate is not as tidy as your's....

Under my bed is:

His clothes, empty soda cans, VHS video tapes, wrappers to unknown food products, items that neither belong to me or to my roommate layers and layers of handouts/printouts. That's just under my bed.

[Hannya]

I have old socks, lint, toe nail clippings, my cash box, sand on the ground (from my pet lizard), dust bunnies, etc. under my bed.

[Angantyr]

My bed is broken (just like nearly everything in this household) so when I put the legs on it it has a huge lean, I used to put my weights their to hold it up but it kept slipping. However I do not really have much stuff as it tends to get stolen but I had a bunch of beer bottles on my window sill and they feel down so there is a bunch broken glass and lids down there, my old cum rag in case of emergencies and I think there is the thing my contact lenses came in. Unfortunately no porn however I am have that on my PC and might put some on my iPod cause I can't help but be trendy sometimes.

[Jin]

I have no idea what's under my bed. I have one of those "captain's beds", or so I've been told they're called, where there are drawers under the bed that extend right to the ground. I'm not sure how much of a space, if any, there is between the drawers and the other side of the bed or the floor, but it doesn't matter as I'm not about to lift it up to see if anything has been there for the last 16 or so years. In the drawers I have clothes and my old kung fu uniform, which I'm unsure as to why I still own. So, I guess that's what's technically under my bed.

[Helter Skelter]

The area under my bed is virtually inacessible.

There are some holes in the bottom for me to throw things into though.

Inside there are mostly empty boxes from various things over the past three years, a few books, I think probably still an old hamster cage, and other miscellaneous crap. It's a mess, as is the room outwith its dark, murky boundaries.

[Govinda]

Socks. An 80's Brother ink ribbon typewriter that I found in a charity shop for a fiver. It worked for a few months too.

Some boxes with things that my mother left here, mostly fabric, sheets, clothes. Many, many of my own socks. Often, cats. Said cats also have a tendency to store dead mice under it too. They're always fun to find...

There's probably more, but I don't stick my head under there often as it makes me sneeze. I think there's a box full of cuddly toys from when I was younger too. An old diary that makes me laugh.

[Anachlirium]

Oh, wow, there's so much under my bed. Let me think... I'll make a list, lol

-clothes
-tissues
-magazines
-playstation 1
-scratched up discs
-softcore hentai
-box full of
-more magazines
-food wrappers
-schoolwork dating back from grade 1
-Report cards
-underwear
-spare single matress
-school photos
-pokemon cards
-non-working phone

That's all I can think of right now. Needless to say, I have a very big bed.. It can fit alot under it, lol.