Funny things you've done in bed!

rJ floW · 08-07-2006, 10:36 PM

Now i know a lot of you may be a little young for this topic, i do not mean in bed while sleeping or reading a good book...

i mean ACTUALLY in bed haha

I always do funny shit in bed, it makes it more fun and most of the time no one knows about it until the next morning, when i gotta tell the story HAHHAA

its never a bad thing to the lady (unless shes a freak, then its goin down) but its just random things....

The funniest is when i started singing a motivational song while layin her out. Turns out i was singing it in my mind, then in th emiddle of everything it kinda just came out normally HAHAHA. Shes like "What the **** are you singing" but it was the Monday Night Football theme, and i know she wouldn't care that much so i laughed and stepped it up a notch!

Another thing i did is when i brought this one home (i dont remember too much, it was my roomate who heard everything) but basically she told me to put on music (for the obvious reasons, as it was after the bar and it was gonna get wild) and i assumed she thought id put on music she knew or like R&B mellow beats.....Usher or something liek that...(my roomate and his gf were waitin for that kinda music too) and of all the things i put on is "Cassidy"
- The Problem Vs. The Hustler....if you listen to that song you will realize its a GRIMY ASS SOUTHERN HIP HOP TRACK! not NEAR the music i shoulda put on HAHAHA again the lady asks what it was, i again laughed and it got wild HAHHAA

Another one is in my first year of university....i lived in a party residence with over a thousand other students...so when you go to the bar its a good chance most ladies will be from there (especially frosh bars), so i bring this lady home (again i was bombed...as was she) and we go straight to her bedroom....im up in there, whatever whatever, (on a side note SHE put on grimy hip hop which i loved and had forties of St Ides all over her room...all class) Anyways, after we do what we do im layin there and she asks me randomly "do you even know my name".....and i realized i SHOULD have known her name since ive tlaked to her many times but i did not remember it AT ALL....WOW my face was red and she was a little pissed but i hooked her up with something special

and she forgave me, fed me booze (beer, not malt liquor) and didnt care that i went back to my own room HAHA

So what is everyone elses funny things (im lookin at the older members mainly) Ill post more when i have more memories HAHAA cause this is the tip of the iceburg

Strong Bad · 08-08-2006, 02:51 PM

I once slept in my bed.

LOLOL

Kou · 08-08-2006, 03:01 PM

Was the bed consenting to the sleeping act or did you force yourself upon the bed. Maybe the bed approved but its parents didn't. Statutory bed rape is a serious issue.

com1k · 08-08-2006, 04:36 PM

i offered my gf money for second round of freakiness cause i was still horny she didnt look impressed lol

Malahk Musashi · 08-08-2006, 05:10 PM

I once yelled 'YAHTZEE!!" at climax. I've also been known to fake death mid-coitus.

Dauragon · 08-08-2006, 05:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Musashiden

I've also been known to fake death mid-coitus.

Dude, that's ****ing brilliant.

Not having had many opportunities to do anything funny (ahem), I've always wanted to let out a high pitched hooting type noise whilst arriving at the climax. That'd be grand.

Strong Bad · 08-08-2006, 08:05 PM

Or you could pretend!

"Oh... OH.... OHHHHH just kidding..."

08-08-2006, 08:15 PM

first I asked him how much I need to pay(jokingly), gave him a compliment an then told him to spread them, and after I it I kicked him off an rolled over an acted like I was going to go to sleep^_^. I always wondered what it was like to be a guy ^_^ JK

Rydia Lover · 08-08-2006, 08:36 PM

my cat was in the room waching me

James D. · 08-08-2006, 08:39 PM

Probably inserted the plug into the wrong socket. That is never good. Always ask before you put anything in there.

**OceanEyes28** · 08-08-2006, 09:03 PM

Hahaha I like this thread.

Good job.

Um... one time we had something going on.... and my friend's dress that she let me borrow was on the bed. Things went on as usual. And then afterwards, we noticed something strange about the dress. And... well, let's just say I had to do laundry. I never told her.

Benevolent · 08-08-2006, 10:25 PM

Hmm. This one isn't funny... just cool.

First day of summer rolled around my girlfriend came by at 6AM. Woke me up, threw me in the shower, then got in herself and had her way with me. We then turned the shower into a bath, lit some incense and listened to music. We finally left the bathroom at about 9AM and then proceded to my bedroom... were the festivities continued.
Eventually (12-ish) we decided it was best for our health if we call it quits
so, i took her out for some lunch...
cause... it was deserved.

Rydia Lover · 08-08-2006, 10:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benevolent

Hmm. This one isn't funny... just cool.

First day of summer rolled around my girlfriend came by at 6AM. Woke me up, threw me in the shower, then got in herself and had her way with me. We then turned the shower into a bath, lit some incense and listened to music. We finally left the bathroom at about 9AM and then proceded to my bedroom... were the festivities continued.
Eventually (12-ish) we decided it was best for our health if we call it quits
so, i took her out for some lunch...
cause... it was deserved.

hmmm, that just gave an idea lol