The two ULTIMATE questions!!!

[Kyo-san]

Here, I present onto you the questions that make a man (or wo-man). Handed down... well... me and my mate just made 'em up... so... meh.

The Questions:

1. Which is the better superhero? Batman or Superman?

2. Which is the better abomination? Vampires or Werewolves?

CHOOSE WISELY, young ones!

[Testbug]

1. Batman. After all his only human but he has Robin and Bat-car and all the other cool stuff that he uses to capture bad guys. Superman is kind of stupid. There is only one thing that can hurt him so he is almost invinsble (or something). But yes, I choose Batman because he is human.

2. One name: Dracula/Nosferatu. Vampire that you can't kill. Not with even destroying it head or sticking wooden stick to heart. Werewolves can killed by silverbullets and they can be outside only when is full moon. Vampires can be outside when ever they want.

[Dead Angel]

1. Which is the better superhero? Superman. He seems to have more powers. And he's just like ZOOM there goes Superman! But with Batman its like "Bat who?"

2. Which is the better abomination? Vampires of course. I mean, come on, they're more likely to look sexy, there are different types of vampires (psychic, blood-drinking, plus loads more) and you don't have to sit and wait for a full moon to turn into one!

[DragonHeart]

1. Batman. Aliens are weird and smell funny. At least Batman is human. Besides, Superman is probably average for his race, if it still existed anyways. So for him it's no big deal really. Batman can do stuff not just any human can do, which makes him that much more impressive.

2. Werewolves. Vampires are generic and stereotypical now. These days, everyone wants to be one 'cause it's the cool thing to do. If you make a vampire mad chances are it's not going to rip your throat out, true, but I guess they don't want to get those fancy goth clothes dirty. Werewolves are more realistic since they aren't mainstream yet. I'll take a realistic human-wolf over a romanticized blood drinking bat freak any day.

~DragonHeart~

[Youji Kun]

1.) batman hes like a good superhero (with no powers) just strenght HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

2.)Vampires all the way!!!

[Lover Boy]

1. Neither. Let's break these guys down: Superman is an alien. We've been trying to get mexicans out of America for years, this guy shouldn't be any different. Superman never solves our problems, only the ones that he creates by being here in the first place (Lex Luthor creating big machines to try and kill him, other aliens coming to try and kill him, etc.) If he just left, most of the problems he solves would just go away. ALSO, he's incredibly overpowered, seeing as the only thing that can kill him causes cancer to humans (Lex Luthor carries some around with him, and got cancer from it) this is without talking about the fact that kryptonite is made up.

Don't worry Batman fans, i'm doing him too. Batman basically paid his way into being a superhero. Without all the gadgets, he'd be nothing. All that aside, you have to atleast give kudos to the fact that he lives in the most ****ed up place ever. But.... instead of spending ALL that money developing gadgets, in-house caves, and incredibly phallic cars.... Why not instead hire the greatest group of mercenaries to get the job done? Not only would it probably be cheaper, they would be more efficient. Also, a merc would have no problem putting a bullet in the Joker's head. I mean come ON. Guy tries to gas an entire city and doesn't get the ****ing chair? They've put in him in arkham a thousand times and he keeps breaking out. Batman's biggest villain is the revolving door system in our prisons.

NEXT. Vampires and Werewolves.

Vampires..... really don't quite do it for me anymore. They're effeminate, they whine all the time, they make really.... really stupid mistakes. We're going from the Anne Rice vamps here, because you really don't want to go with any others when it comes to them. They just seem like the most boring people ever. They live.... FOREVER.... and when it comes down to it, they're bored with life. They sleep in a box, wake up at night, go drink blood and be spooky, and then go back to sleep. Talk about monotonous.

Now Werewolves disapoint me. I mean.... watch Thriller and Teen Wolf..... I don't like those werewolves. They're just so damn ugly. I'm probably a bigger fan of werewolves in that you can actually kill one. You can only kill a vampire with fire and sunlight, and they are basically weepy effeminate supermans. Now a werewolf.... head to a pawn shop, grab some silver, stab the ****er. It'll be hard, but atleast its feasible. Also, Werewolves are just.... cooler. You're ****ing with this guy, and then the moon is full, and suddenly you're unimaginably ****ed. I like it when tides turn.

[darkViVi]

First off, Batman or Superman...

Don't like any of them, in fact I don't like any superhero. Never did and never will but if I have to choose I'll choose..... uhhhmmmm.... Superman? ..... or Batman?
Meeh.. Well Superman has X-Ray vision and he can see stuff ^^
On the other hand Batman has an awesome car which BTW is a Corvette (modified of course)

So the question for me is more like; what is cooler of looking underneath the colthes of chicks or charging at neck breaking speeds with a Corvette with a rocket engine. Hmmmm still not sure

Second question.

Vampires, they are more evil than a werewolf and I like the idea of sucking blood out of innocent victims
Dracula and the other movies are just KRIEG!! As for the werewolf movies they mostly suck, but I like werewolves too. I just prefer vampires MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

[Lover Boy]

That's another thing. X-ray vision has always bugged me.

The thing about it is that people don't see THINGS, they see in distance. So if you were to try to look through a girls clothes, you would be looking at the innards of her body. If a woman was completely flat and her clothes were infront of her, sure, but no one is completely flat/dresses in that manner.

So not even with X-ray vision will you be ever see a naked girl, DV.

[darkViVi]

So not even with X-ray vision will you be ever see a naked girl, DV.

Ok then, I choose Batmans Corvette


Seriously, you speak the truth, X-Ray vision wouldn't really serve for any other purpose than get superman a job at some airport as a X-Ray machine....

Poor little superman... *shakes head*

[Chiodos]

1. Which is the better superhero? Batman or Superman?
Batman. He has an amazing car, and a bat cave. What could be better than that? Besides the fact that Superman can fly.

2. Which is the better abomination? Vampires or Werewolves?
Werewolves. Wolves are amazing, but a half human half wolf is better.

[Strong Bad]

Imagine if Batman's real identity was Dracula! Wouldn't that just be the darndest thing?

[Jin]

Batman. He seems to have the ability to conjure any tool he needs to help him. A problem with water in your way? No problem, just use the water freezing spray. Being attacked by various dangerous animals? Fear not, he has anti mammal spray. Batman's "super powers" at risk from the socialist revolution? No worries, use the Republicans in office spray to eliminate any chance of those commies giving Batman's obviously too bountiful assets to the needy. Boom, he can do almost anything, making him the best. Except for El Derado. That guy literally can do anything. Just a whoosh of the cape!

Vampires. Ann Rice makes pretty homosexual vampires that are romanticised for a reason. Good sex there, I'm sure. Werewolves smell bad and are more often than not made to look like some demonic cerebrus spawn instead of what used to be the traditional dog/man mix.

1. Which is the better superhero? Batman or Superman?
Superman. Unlike Batman he was born with powers. Some may say that Batman's only power is that he is filthy stinkin' rich. That an it is a bigger deal to find a Superman then a "dime-a-dozen" Batman. They really need to pic one character for him an stick with it. The new cartoons put him to shame honestly. Every character changed?? That is just bad etiquette.

2. Which is the better abomination? Vampires or Werewolves?
Okay lemme think. A sexy biting animal that wants to either eat you or give you immortal life, or a big hairy animal that just want to rip you to shreds an is not smart enough to dogde a silver bullet. An when that happens...bang...end of story. I would have to go with the Vampire. The plot in any vampire movie can be changed an the plot can be twisted. the is just not that much to a Werewolf to make lots of good interesting movies. However the one with Jack as the Werewolf was stunning, and even "Ginger Snaps" (1st one not the others) had a pretty good story line. However, vampires are more flexable an intellegant therefore you get more fromt he movie.

[Bunny]

1. Batman or Superman?
The Flash. He's the baddest ass mother****er on the planet. Superman can fly and all this crap, but he can't beat the Flash in a footrace. And Batman is a emo superhero dickhead without any real superpowers.

2. Werewolves or Vampires?
Leprechauns. Vampires are narcissistic emo idiots and Werewolves smell bad. Ol' Leppy is awesome. And plus, best movie series EVER.

Did anyone else watch Batman versus Dracula? That was a pretty cool movie.

(I did not spell Leprechaun right.)

[Lover Boy]

Originally Posted by Jintatsu

Vampires. Anne Rice makes pretty homosexual vampires that are romanticised for a reason. Good sex there, I'm sure.

Actually, in her books no vampire actually has sex. Their genitalia are completely useless, they only derive pleasure from hunting and drinking blood.

So no, no good sex to be had there.