ATTN: California Girls

[Chez Daja]

I think I feel sorry for Bunny more then that girl, Selphie!
It's surprising because I thought I'd feel sorry for the girl... I guess not. Whore? Right up Bunny's street... right, Bunny? Right? Hello!?

Anyway, I know a girl that would probably like you. And I mean personality, too. (I know, right!?) Unfortunately for you, she lives in New York. I LAUGH AT YOUR PAAAAAIN.

[SelphieTilmitt]

The thing is, she used to be a nice girl. Until Slutzilla got a hold of her....poor thing.

Get her drunk and she'll be happy.

I feel odd for encouraging Bunny, but whatever. She's the kind of girl now that when some guy is like "I want sex" she gets a phone call....haha. That's bad.

[.EcKS.]

heres the deal. fly me down there and i'll find a girl for you. trust me itll work im hot enough that i could get a date. then i wont actually go with her, leaving you, the hero to come and suave her up. itll work out fine. plus then ill actually find another girl and we can party. its swell. im awesome

[Lover Boy]

I told him the exact same thing, and he gave me a bunch of bullshit about how he doesn't need me to get him a date.

He's a ****er.

If any of you are attractive, in Cali, and thinking about going to the wedding with this guy, don't.

[Caije]

um....are you serious or just high

[Bunny]

Are those my only two options? If that's the case, I choose to combine them to form seriously high. I'm not, but why the hell not? This is my thread, and if you want to derail it, I'm going to be an asshole to you. Please, leave my thread alone if you have nothing to add to it.

Daniel, Ecks.. while I believe that you could possibly get me chicks, I am really trying to avoid flying guys to LA to get me chicks. You are both really neat dudes, yeah, I'm sure. But no, sorry. I don't need your help getting chicks. I have a thread on an internet forum that does that for me. Thanks for the offer though.

SelphieTilmitt, your option is, apparently, in a relationship and also in Idaho. Yeah, I looked her up on MySpace, and that is what I found. Plus, in a lot of the pictures, she looks like a damn alien. Kinda cute, but she has a hugeass nose.

Hot Girls: This thread is still open, which means none of you are doing your job in having sex with me. This is America, god dammit, I should be having sex right now.

Moderators: Yeah, if you want, I totally understand a closing of this thread.

[Lover Boy]

This thread will not be closed until Alex gets a date for the wedding.

Err, date for the wedding/poon.

Poon is a really nasty word for it. POON!!

POOOOOONNN!!!

It could strike fear into your heart, man.

Fear the poon.

[SelphieTilmitt]

In a relationship....interesting....

Eh, I still think she would be up for it, she loves Cali, and note, the free flying thing.

Oh, she better not be dating Muck. Muck's icky.

[Strong Bad]

I wish they all could be California Girls....

Bunny's gonna put it in someone's butt. Maybe one of the Bride's maids... butts...

[Caije]

Or maybe the bride herself lol.

Sorry about earlier I just find it weird in how some people can be, Hows the best way in describing it, So Confidenet, no thats not the word, So risk taking..... Asking a complete stranger, It takes me over a month to actually get used to a girl let alone ask them out. Im that kind of guy....

[Pete]

Just hire a hooker and have her be your date. Problem solved. Or find some slut off the street, tell her theres free booze and all she has to do is dress half decently.

Or put S in a wig... I'm sure that'll do as well.

[Setzer]

Okay I think I should close this now. This page alone has enough, as does the first one. I'm surprised it wasn't closed sooner.