Strange Things We Believed As Children

[Chez Daja]

Wow, I'm seriously sorry for posting in this already-necro'd thread, but...

Originally Posted by Casanova[OCAU]

A bit later, after I hit puberty, I used to believe that the whole please you get out of the penis was just the erection. Like it happens and you just sit there enjoying the feeling. Oh my world became so much better when I discovered all you can do with it

Hahahahahaha.

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Damn. I'm sick, and when I laughed at your post, a mixture of snot and spit was spewed all over my desk.

Also, just for the record, in 1999, I was immensly scared of Silent Hill monsters (the ones with knives), were hiding in my bedroom and were going to kill me.

And in 2007, I am immensly scared of Silent Hill monsters (the ones with knives), are hiding in my bedroom and are going to kill me.

I'm not even kidding.

For eight years, I've feared the same thing, and I still swear that at night I can see a knife shining in the dark. Luckily, I sleep on a top bunk, so I'm (apparently) safe from their knife-attacks.