Apparently, women have no souls! God said so!

Originally Posted by ultima_trev

Wait a minute, if their are no women in Heaven, does that mean God expects us all to be gay? HOLY SHIT, GAY MEN MUST BE THE CHOSEN PEOPLE OF GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think I should become gay.

i think i feel special now.

[Chez Daja]

"Jesus said that the sole reason God created women in the first place was to provide company and service to men (1 Corinthians 11:9), God determined that men would be lonely living alone, so he created women purely to keep men company and serve their needs (Genesis 2:18-22). Women are therefore completely subordinate to men (1 Corinthians 11:3). It stands to reason, though, that once men enter the Kingdom of Heaven, they will be one with God, and will no longer be lonely and in need of mortal companionship. Thus, the reason behind having women will no longer exist. Women, like the members of the animal kingdom, will fall by the wayside."

Dr. Neiman went on to say that, "once men reunite with their maker, they will no longer be burdened with the care of women. After all, women were inferior creations from the start. Women are fond of self-indulgence (Isaiah 32:9-11). They are silly and easily led into error (2 Timothy 3:6). They are subtle and deceitful (Proverbs 7:10; Ecclesiastes 7:26). They are zealous in promoting superstition and idolatry (Jeremiah 7:18; Ezekiel 13:17, 23). And they are active in instigating to iniquity (Numbers 31:15-16; 1 Kings 21:25; Nehemiah 13:26). It was the inherent weakness of women that led them to be deceived by Satan (Genesis 3:1-6; 2 Corinthians 11:3; 1 Timothy 2:14). Consequently, women were cursed from the start (Genesis 3:16). There is simply no room in heaven for such flawed and inadequate beings."

That's the most hilarious bullshit I've heard in all of my life. Flawed and inadequate beings, pfft, fine, but you'd have died out without us.

I don't believe in Heaven anyway, so I spit down on that 'concept'.

-Not that I don't disrespect believers, but this really is humour thread material, Cesar. Thanks for giving me a good laugh.

[Secret Azn Man]

It's a joke, guys. A satire. Look at their homepage.

[Bunny]

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

but you'd have died out without us.

You'd have too.

[Chez Daja]

Originally Posted by Bunny

You'd have too.

I wasn't saying that I or anybody else wouldnt have.

[LocoColt04]

Originally Posted by Secret Azn Man

It's a joke, guys. A satire. Look at their homepage.

I know. I pointed out how righteously KKK-ish they are earlier in the thread.

...you know, because the KKK was a righteous moral foundation...

[Maridia]

Well i do believe in god and a heaven, but the idea that women don't have souls is bull. I hate anyone that takes something like religion to the extreme. It's one thing to have your ideals and beliefs in something but anyone who thinks that has seriously gone off the deep end and just has to stop.

[Hecate]

as far as the afterlife thing goes, no haven or hell for women.....I actually wouldn't mind that if that is truely the case. We never really know about ANY religion till after death anyway, which one is true if religion actually is true, and if not then what happens will happen. I'm A-Religious (Not anti...there's a difference).

But still....his theory is both logical in the biblical sense and VERY interesting. But who knows what it all REALLY means, and really, I laugh at people who care so much about all this woo-hoo. If religious people come around me, I'll gladly deal with it, even ask questions, but I will not tolerate being preaced to by someone who wants to convert me by "Planting the seed of God" into me. I don't need no freaken seed.

[Rinoa.Heartilly]

It seems to be common to think that in religon. I did a report on Greek Creation Myths. Some Greek Mythology for you.

Prometheus gave the men fire.Zeus punished punished man with women. The first woman was Pandora. Pandora was married to Prometheus' brother Epidmethus(sp?). Zeus then gave Epidmethus a jar which the foolish woman Pandora opened letting out all the worlds sorrows including Old Age, Death, ect...

So basically what that was saying was that women are the reason why the world sucks. Ain't that nice? Well actually the point of that was to point something out to those ignorant researchers. Who do you think wrote all these myths and books? Man did during the times when women were strongly persecuted. Women were nothing to men. And trust me I'm sur ethose guys that wrote the books were screwed over by women just as much as we are today...they were probubly in there emo phases, I mean they were considered adults at like 13. To apply some of those readings and scriptures now is absolutly ridiculous. You usually follow the reason for the religon, not some of the propaganda some of the of it followers wrote.

hehehe
you are completely correct, if you havn't noticed, women have no soals.

[Joe]

Thats BS women have no souls BS.God did make Women for man very true.But they are Human to many christans are Women.I do not no I will not Belevie women have no souls.Cause thats complete bs cause god loves us all the same.

-Joe-

[Tifa_Rox]

girls DO have souls! WE DO! dont say we dont hav souls coz we DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[LocoColt04]

Uhh... that's not what I was saying here.

It was an article that was linked to in the first post.

This thread is like, ten months old...

[Angantyr]

Wow way to necro post

But yes I agree this is utter bullshit just like the KKK and all those other stupid organisations but I believe there are worse things, ever heard of the Talmuds? The absolute definition of racism, isn't ironic from which group of people they come from

Also this site is another huge joke: http://www.americansforpurity.org/