300 Reasons you know you play too much FFVII

[VincentValentine]

I don't know if there is another one of these on VII, if there is, just ignore this.
I'll start off.
1) You carry stones around with you hoping the will contain raging summons
2) After you win a fight you dance around and do a silly pose
3)You jump off 100ft walls thinking you will break no bones in your body
4)You start feeding chickens greens and hope to god they will turn golden.

[Phantom]

5. You walk into a factory and you set a bomb on the factory core
6. You buy flowers from Random girls for $1
7. You sleep at said Random girl's House
8. You walk outside your house and get into random fights with people thinking their monsters.

[Ichigo~Kurosaki]

9.You dress up like a girl
10.you have a really huge sword
11.a complex
12.yellow spiky hair
13.da da da dun dun dun.

[The Mighty Dale]

14. when you stab you sister and use a potion hoping it heals her
15. you cut your arm off and try to attach a gun on it
16. you have a spear

[Takishi]

17. when someone important dies, you try to use a phoenix down.
18. long silver hair
19. you try and cut a wall with a sword

[darkViVi]

20. You get arrested for terrorism after blowing up your local power station with a bomb.
21. You go on a global hunt for the Black Materia.

[Momo Mastermind]

22. You're not worried about a thing, because if you die, at least you'll have a chance to come back if at least one of your cells is reborn into another person.

23. The sun exploding in 40 thousands years? Pff, no biggie, I've seen the Earth survive just fine when the sun exploded 4 times in a row.

24. "Don't worry mom, stabbing Timothy with this kitchen knife won't kill him, and after sleeping a single night he'll be completely fine in the morning."

25. You've spent your entire life savings on a trip to the Grand Canyon just so you can leap into it and become one with the Earth.

26. Everything is okay as long as you walk around with the feather of a red bird.

27. You're not afraid to fly because everyone knows that if your plane crashes in the ocean, it can be driven around like a boat.

28. Circling the entire globe takes less than a minute.

29. Upon leaving your town, you become 400 feet tall and larger cities or houses become a fraction of their normal size.

30. You've been arrested on countless occasions for inter breeding chickens in your basement with a strange green leafy substance in hopes you create purple, green, golden, black, and other strange colored ridable birds... unsuccesfully.

31. Admit it, there was never a time while you were driving along the highway that you didn't want to reach out the window with your 7"inch thick blade and smack at other people.

[Dragoon_Nick]

32. You use little toy soldiers and will back them up to defend a giant egg atop a hill.

33. You sleep in a coffin hoping some random group will ask you to join them.

34. You can run almost as fast as a giant eel while crossing marshes.

35. You dress up as a girl to save your friends.

36. You tape coloured stones to swords in hope that you will have materia powers.

37. You press X, Y, O, l_l when you try to open stuff.

38. You buy a submarine just so that you may find emerald weapon.

[vincent_91]

39 you make freinds and form a group with a random flower girl, your childhood friend, a man with a gun for an arm, a robot, a wierd dog like creature, a vampire like person, a pilot with a spear and a foriegner.

40 you set out to save the world

[Squall333]

41. You randomly walk through mashes trying to kill giant snakes.

42. You start making up stories about becoming a soldier.

43. You go to waterfalls looking for your friend's mother.

44. You bring weapons to an amusement park hoping to fight all kinds of monsters.

45. You start dressing up as Cait Sith!

[adamjr67]

46. You start repeating quotes from your favourite character

47. You start dressing up as your favourite character

48. You walk into a weapon shop and ask for a gun arm

[Phantom]

49. You try to steal someone's plane

50. You fight Wild wolves in the woods

51. You go to the store and buy a soda thinking its potion

[Momo Mastermind]

LMFAO! First I just have to point this out, I think this is the best one on the thread so far: 43. You go to waterfalls looking for your friend's mother.

Hahaha! Okay, moving on.

52. Suddenly, buying large stuffed animals has brought on a new purpose. See which one will start speaking.

53. You travel to your local business complex and attempt an assault on the building, hoping that when you reach the top there will be a struggle with a giant creature... but in reality, you've been arrested for attempted manslaughter.

54. No, locking your friend in the hallway closet will not cause him to morph into strange beasts or become more cool. Only the metal claw will do that...

55. Don't worry, Emerald weapon stays under water, you can come swimming at the beach now.

56. No matter how much you whistle, you will not get that dolphin at the zoo to do a 25 foot back flip.

57. Just because he's red doesn't mean your dog can suddenly speak.

58. No matter how angry you get, you'll never be able to perform a limit break, get over it.

59. Just because your new friend moved from out-of-state doesn't mean he's an alien. Only if he flew in from out-of-state does it mean that... JENOVA!!!!