300 Reasons you know you play too much FFVII

[EthanElephants]

158: you kill your brother thinking your pheonix materia will work

159:your mad because your girlfriend isnt a martyr

[-x-DarkHeart-x-]

200: you sleep 4:00 am for it...(like i do)

[Dragoon General]

201. you get arrested on t.v. and charged with various counts of cruelety to animals and tresspasing for trying to ride a yellow spray painted emu through the mall while screaming "i love you cloud" but get off in six monthes because you pled insanity on account of to much FF7.

[shinra_27]

202 Your Cell phone plays the victory theme. (Mine does)

203 You walk around in public incoherently saying things about reunion.

204 You think all guys with grey hair are evil.

205 You use a sword on all cactus you see.

206 You can't use a butcher knife with out saying "Doink"

207 All clothes you own have lots of zippers and buckles in strange places.

208 You steal blue, green, red and yellow marbles to restore your city.

[Domino56]

Sorry if these have been used but there r to many of these to keep reading.

209. Looking for something that will make ur eyes glow

210. manic laughter and stabbing females with knifes saying "no phoniex down can save her now!"

211. All the warnings on the health and saftey pages actally happening to you.

212. just look at ur play time lol.

[Ch405 Kn1gh7]

213: You join the Marines and ask how to get enlisted into SOLDIER.

[Secret Weapon]

214: The time on your file says 99:59:59 and won't go over that.

215: Your scared of plates because you think they'll fall on you and kill you.

216: You try to pray hoping that it'll save you from being hit by a rock.

217: You ask two people to help you fight the door to a gate.

218: You assume that Indians are Ancients.

219: When you conversate with your sub-conscious (talking to yourself).

220: When you paint an ostrich gold, in assumption that it can topple over mountains, cross over quick-sanded deserts, and run across the ocean and rivers.

[~FANTASY-ENDER~]

221: You wishing that Tifa was a real person

222: When you dream nothing, but about Yuffie

[sonicisrad]

223: When you go to an amusement park and try to find a Fake Tanned, Steriod Using man in a G-String so that he can give you a stone of some importance to you.

224: When you ask every little kid around you if they can give you the Ultima Materia.

225: If you begin to think that you are awesome and have accomplished all your goals wheras you are in fact yourself with injected memories of your best friends accomplishments, thus helping your grey haired grandpa to become one with the planet.

226: When every amusement park you see, you try to find out if there is an 'unescapable' desert prison below it.

227: That whenever you see an African-American man with cool shades you automatically prepare for a hand-to-hand fight!

[shodemon666]

228. You befriend other ppl who have the same names as the final fantasy charcters, ONLY BECAUSE THEY ARE NAMED AFTER THEM. (vincent, elena, etc.)

229. You often feel gusts of wind, and think they heal you.

230. You think that learning new things is gonna help your stats, or buy energy drinks and call them "hypers".

231. You think your boss is caring a fold out shotgun, and wants to infuse you with mako