TFF Fighter's Guild

Silver · 03-23-2007, 04:45 PM

http://www.thefinalfantasy.com/forum...&postcount=129

Look at the above. It's true, this is Draken Benvolaid's club now.
Follow his rules guys...

Rasler · 03-23-2007, 06:36 PM

I don't particularly want to join, but I do have two very true, very happened-to-me, stories I would like to share.

I was jumped in the bathroom of a recreational skating establishment. This occurred a good 5-6 years ago, when I was about 11. No known reason and nothing was stolen from my person, it was apparently just an overly aggressive individual. Getting assaulted on skates isn't fun, considering the other guy had shoes on. Skates make it quite difficult to stand back up. Never saw that guy again.

And I have my father to thank for this one. (May he rest in peace)
I was about 12, I guess, and I somehow got roped into one of those stupid little scuffles almost-teenage boys have. I lost...horribly--- at least I didn't start the confrontation; I would never have regained face.
Anyways, my father convinced me to copy, word-for-word, the entire dictionary because I didn't know enough words to talk my way out of a fight. Years later, I look back and appreciate this fair and clever punishment. Because now I'm all smart and wordy. Huzzah.

Silver · 03-23-2007, 06:49 PM

Daa-hammm, over here in Australia we have all kinds of people who'll stop people from hammering other people at public places. Like for example the Fourth Rike. Those guys rule..
That said, they can go a little overboard at times....

As for pre teen scuffles, they might happen a lot, but at least most of 'em pre teens can't do that much damage to each other. That punishment being a good thing later was a great twist too.

Thanks for your stories, Wyatt!

Draken Benvolaid · 04-09-2007, 11:05 PM

Sure I'll Join, cuz I get assulted on almost once or twice a month.

Here's one from my high school:

I was sitting in the cafateria, at a table with some friends, when I got wacked in the back of the head with a full water bottle. I turned around and one of my friends at my table shoutted something I don't remember, and I yelled, "knock it off," pretty threateningly.

I turned back around to my friends, and I get hit again with a heavy English book. They weigh around 4 or 5 lbs (7-8 Kg). I turned back around and yelled even louder, "What the Hell!? Knock it the **** off, NOW," and turned back around to my friends. I was pretty pissed off at the time.

They chucked a third thing at me, this time it was an exacto knife, one of the razer knives used for cutting shapes and things, extremely sharp. It stuck in my left arm. I was so pissed, I picked the whole table I was sitting at, food and all, and slammed it on top of them.

In the end I got suspended, but I think it was worth it.

Silver · 04-10-2007, 06:18 AM

SWEET, interest, well it looks like the club is now active, so now I'll have a members list to be updated whenever. Titles are cool, so I think i'll add those

Feel free to join, everyone.

And Draken Benvolaid, tell me if you want a different title

Draken Benvolaid · 04-13-2007, 11:55 AM

Uh...How about Lieutenant instead?

Never was a second seed to someone before.

In high school I was the first one that always stepped in to stop a fight, but I always end up getting pulled in to the fight itself.

...Oh yea, PM me about some of the details then.

Silver · 04-13-2007, 07:45 PM

The details are above and you are now Lieutenant Draken Benvolaid. This is for anything fighting related except where it says otherwise in the first post. Basically no bragging about beating up on kids or anything like that, unless it was a fairish fight for good cause.

Like last night, I snotted some ice dealers near the local lake. Note that they were at a disadvantage as they were stringy geeks used to having drug addicts fight for them. And yes, both of them and their 'protectors' are probably crying somewhere. <boo hoo>. And if I see them so much as try dealing to the littlies, it's over the bridge and into the stinking water.

As for a description, I was fairly drunk at the time, but I remember headbutting one of the guys, IG taking another and then advancing on the dealers, weedy ones at that...

No real damage as this was a 'first offence', but they will suffer from what my little mate knows as a 'sore tummy' for a while.

Draken Benvolaid · 04-15-2007, 03:02 PM

Nice.

I got a good one:

A few months ago I was coming home from campus when I got a flat. So I stopped my car on the side of the road to fix it. I got the tire off, new one on, and was beginining to bolt it back on, when someone hits me in the back of the head with crow bar or something like that, knocking me out.

I was out for a few seconds, and when I awoke the guy was just leaving with my car. The problem was the wheel wasn't bolted to the frame, so after about a few feet the wheel fell off and the car skidded to a halt... all over the road.

Feeling pretty pissed, I got up, ran to my car, and, in a Grand Theift Auto style, jacked him out of my car. I smashed his head into the stearing wheel and yanked him out of my car. I put a few well placed kicks into his back and a fist in his face.

He tried to fight back using his metal pole, the one he knocked me out with, except this time, I was ready for him.

He came in high with an over-head swing, probably thinking he was going to get an easy kill... I caught it in mid-air, threw his weapon out to the side, and grabbed him in the neck. I then threw him on to the trunk of my car, and he slid over to the other side and fell on his back and continued to tumble down the hill.

I walked over to see if he was still alive or not, and he was. He then got up in a hurry and ran for his life. I went back to my car, fixed the wheel, and left.

The whole experience left me with a sort of warm feeling inside, although my car was a little damaged.

Silver · 04-16-2007, 04:59 AM

Har har. That's a good one.

Some people are so stupid, nice of you to put Mr.Thief in his place. Grand theft auto style brings some interesting images to mind....

As for me, no fights today, but I do find it very interesting that where a mate lives it can be 'scary' to just post a letter or walk out the front at night. I might have to look into that.

I think vigilantism has been cheapened recently however, as I've noticed some who do it now as they see it as 'fashionable' or some crap. And I've been in a little strife about being a bad example despite how I recommend the kiddies 'sleep' at night time.

CLOUD · 04-16-2007, 05:59 AM

This is an original one!!!

Well, since i have gotten in some fights in my life & i will get into others in the near future...can i join?

Anyways, this is one of my fav fights all the way.

It was 3 years ago, in our first year at highschool. There was this classmate of mine Chris ( i had beaten him in the past too). He's a pain in the neck & always bugged the whole class, including me... One day, he was teasing another half-crazy guy like himself. He started throwing things at him, for fun, like pencils & books. He came near my desk & grabbed a book out of my hands & threw it at him, tearing some pages this way. I started to get pissed of & the thing got worse when he threw my sack in the corner- way too dusty for a class corner.

So, i got pissed of, jumped on him & grabbed him by the neck, forcing him to fall on the wall, hurting the back of his head. He tried to fight back, but since i'm much stronger than him, especially when i'm angry, i didn't even feel his punch & started punching him as well- in the face & in the stomach. It wasn't over yet; i threw him on some desks, making a real ruckus on the whole floor. In the end, while he was trying to put himself together, i grabbed his arm behind his back with my first hand & with the other one i punched him & gripped his neck.

Dimitris- Chris: 1-0

We spent the rest of the day with him calling me names, while i was smiling like an idiot...he couldn't do shit to hurt me, so...

EDIT: I'm sort of "planning" to get into a fight in 2-3 weeks- that will be fun!!! I'll post it then