Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!]

[ToroMor]

Welcome children of the night.

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

If any of the above applies to you then you arrived at the right place.
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THE BROTHERHOOD OF DOOM
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That's where the bastards meet.

The rules:
The standard rules are obeyed. Only members may post here! Keep spam moderate (that means something like "not too many letters or numbers without substance"). Coarse or explicit language are ok here.
Members must be permitted, no sissies allowed. If you apply for membership, you have to answer the 8 questions above.
Any and all members posting an application agree to sign over killing rights to the Brotherhood of Doom club. The Brotherhood of Doom reserves the right to kill off a member publicly in the event that he/she is deemed unworthy of the club.
Kids stay out!

If you are unsure whether this is your kind of stuff, you may want to check the
Quiz of DOOM
If you are still unsure, look at the "slain weaklings", maybe you're a candidate for that category MUAHAHAAA!

The ranks:
- Guests: Visitors, allowed to post here.
- Fallen Warriors: Once honorable members, the Fallen resigned at their own will. They are still welcome to post.
- Luminaries Of Darkness: The ancient gods and creators, vanished into realms beyond comprehension.
- Dark Servants: The dark noobs. They are encouraged to ask a higher rankinf member to guide them.
- Pleasure Slaves: The female version of Servants.
- Dark Apprentices: Allowed to post here as well as in every BoD thread. Not worthy apprentices will be kicked.
- Dark Enchantresses: the female version of Dark Apprentices.
- Dark Paladins: fully-fledged members. Potential Masters. The ferocious force of darkness. A majority of them may cast a veto to decisions.
- Dark Sirens: the female version of Dark Paladins.
- Dark Masters: the Masters have left behind the last bit of scholarship and build the core of the BoD. High Lord candidates.
- Valkyries: the female version of Dark Masters.
- High Lords Of Doom: the heart and black soul of the BoD. Each one having a veto right to club decisions, they possess fearful power.
- Goddesses Of Doom: the female version of the High Lords
- Princes: the highest achievable rank and power. There can be four princes at the most.
- Christ Of Darkness: the one with the final saying.

SLAIN WEAKLINGS:
Cloud748, Schwarzenegger, Blackrose, Livana, BloodyAngel, Aquinas, Doomsayer, Tim Hunter, cloud13, PsshLikeWhoa/xThePinkElephantx/New_****, CursedKnight, MichelleJoanna, sam_ffx1001, Aesthria, Sevion, Raine Ikazuchi/Victoria, zidane.tribal/Kiser, 666Rage999, cousin eddie, seeker of chaos, DC Sparky, Dawezy, Griffith, masamune, Euclissence, D_SINNER, dark ultima, Simoun, Kamdrik, Hecate, Rydia_Lover, Jintatsu, yunie666, Tare, the Black, Beast, Musashiden, Rai Blackthorne, Hikari, Lightning, TheDarkDragoon, LocoColt04

VALUED GUESTS:
Strong Bad - Dark Chocolate
maxpower

Fallen Warriors:
Cloud Strife X - Necrobutcher the Pagan
Angel Of Death - Sadist of the noblest blood
Chez Daja

Dark Luminaries:
- Beelzebub/Banned Testicle
Lord of the flies, evil descendant of the great demon whose name is so unholy that by uttering its first three letters all that hear it would tear their own ear drums out. Aka one of the dark lords of booze
- Lolosky,
Dissaor, former Ambassador of the unholy, Lord and first of the vampires who created all that you'll consider unholy not for love but for order. Aka one of the dark lords of booze

Dark Servants:
Itachi Uchiha - Cassuis, Philologus de Fatum et Exitium

Pleasure Slaves:
Vampiric Delirium
Priscilla

The DARK APPRENTICES:
- none -

The DARK ENCHANTRESSES:
Rinoa.Heartilly - Scura; your Supreme Dominatrix and Torturess

The DARK PALADINS:
- none -

The DARK SIRENS:
Anthiena - Demented White Mage
Mariko - Nemesis

The DARK MASTERS:
Mr E Man - Testament, Fallen Lord of the Savage Nation
Nin` - Sodomizer of Faith, Berzerker of Doom; Belphegor

The HIGH LORDS OF DOOM:
Cantido~Sama - Halo God of Dark Flames
Zeratul - Surtur; Pope Surtur - Faustus Lupus-Dominus; Defiler of the nuns
Sir Kenneth - Gaap; Father of all Monsters
darkViVi - Bloodaxe
Lord_GrimSword/Wintermetal - Wintermetal: Impaler, The Carpathian Wolf

The PRINCES:
Leviathan - Dread Lord of the Black Depths; Prince of the West. -Immortal-
ultima_trev - Lord Splattergore; Devourer of Jap Schoolgirls; Prince of the South. -Immortal-
BelleOfTheNight - Purgatory Raven; Prince of the East -Immortal-
Samurai Kenji I - Akira the Giroan Berserker; Seducer of Asian Women; Prince of the North -Immortal-

The CHRIST OF DARKNESS:
- ToroMor (Club leader)


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A small history of the main club events
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[darkViVi]

Let no joyful voice be heard!
Let no one look at the sky in hope!
Let this be the day that will engulf the universe in utter darkness!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

*Raises tankard*
HAIL the mother****ing EPOCH V!!!

*Smashes axe against shield*

[Leviathan]

I am proud to post the second reply to this thread and add to the growing legacy of the Brotherhood of Doom. I myself was under the impression that we would be only creating EPOCH V upon the revealing of the results of the War. When I saw the fact that Epoch V was unveiled I thought that the resuls were in and a party of unparalleled destruction was in order. But I suppose it was silly of me to think that LC would keep to his word.

By the way, I've ordered a colossal amount of porn that should be arriving on the 9th. It was very spontaneous, I thought I'd have no Pound Sterling when I returned from America, but for some reason I had over 300 pounds. I thought what better way to spend it than on a mountain of big titted porn.

[Anachlirium]

Originally Posted by Leviathan

I am proud to post the second reply to this thread and add to the growing legacy of the Brotherhood of Doom. I myself was under the impression that we would be only creating EPOCH V upon the revealing of the results of the War. When I saw the fact that Epoch V was unveiled I thought that the resuls were in and a party of unparalleled destruction was in order. But I suppose it was silly of me to think that LC would keep to his word.

I initially thought that also, when I saw this. But yeah.. Apparently not ><. And again:
Hail EPOCH V!

By the way, I've ordered a colossal amount of porn that should be arriving on the 9th. It was very spontaneous, I thought I'd have no Pound Sterling when I returned from America, but for some reason I had over 300 pounds. I thought what better way to spend it than on a mountain of big titted porn

And excellent. You must bring me some.

[darkViVi]

Mistress Delirium, I must say, your avatar/sig set are most sinister and sexy. Bwahahahaha! Most worthy of a female of the Brotherhood. Respect.

I downloaded the "infamous" Paris Hilton sex videos today (or one of them, whatever) and it was utter shit even though she is one hot biatch. In other words, I am in desperate need for some alcohol or drugs this ****ing cold I got is really ****ing gay and is pissing me off. ****.

EDIT: Something cool

[Anachlirium]

Why thank you. It's Victoria Frances artwork.. I love her. She specialises in illustrations of gothic girls, vampires and of course, lesbian vampires. Full of beautiful corset-adorned female bodies dripping with blood. Yummeh.

I've seen one of the Paris Hilton tapes.. "One Night In Paris" ><. Fitting enough name. Yeah, shit. But she is hot. No denying that however much of an idiot she is ><.

And I like that thing you edited in. *Saves to favourites* It's just.. Interesting. Scarily high abortion rate, though =/

[Shiendar]

Well, in honor of the new Age, I have brought back the YAAFM sig pic. I am frickin' pis/sed, though! I found out George Carlin is dead! He's the one who made fun of both Christianity and the FCC and their 7 words you can't say on TV. DAMMIT.

Oh yeah.... I got Igor to sign up for TFF, though he has to verify his email.. so fVcking lazy....

[Akira]

Finally, the next Epoch has been ushered in by the infernal utterings of Lord Mor! Unfortunate that everything that was planned has gone to shit merely due to a certain war judge's inability to post, but we shall tread onward just as steadily and mightily as afore. Let the footsteps of our mighty legions ring throughout the valley like barbarous war drums yelping their song of destruction!!!

I have quite possibly fallen in love with a massive hack and slash game! I've just spent about the last three hours on my PS3 playing Bladestorm: The Hundred Years War...and I was only playing the demo!!! I read that it is quite similar to Kessen III, however, since I have not played that title, the game mechanics were completely foreign to me. All I know is this game is a perfect blend of Role Playing, Strategy, and all out Hack-n'-Slash goodness. It feels very epic as well, with massive armies (of which you are apart, controlling a smaller regiment of troops which you have full control over) clashing against each other, in a struggle to kill other enemy leaders and capture (or sack) the enemy fortresses. I need to get the full version of this beauty fast. I'll admit, it's nothing super revolutionary but it sure is fucking fun (and more importantly, it's not the same damn Dynasty Warriors stuff recycled over and over the way Koei games usually are).

Originally Posted by Raikkonen

EDIT: Something cool

That is indeed very cool! How crazy to think those numbers are actually connected to a human being somewhere...makes me sadistically happy to know the very second some poor old **** kicks the can bwahahahahahaha!!!

[Angantyr]

Usurpers of the throne, Unholy Warlocks of the Undead, More glorious than ever is the new Epoch of the Brotherhood. With this new season of malignant chaos I foresee the corruption of the new meat to come soon, at least let us hope such happens.

On another topic I must admit that I have a confession: I think I've become addicted to serving the Undead faction of the Horde... however I am mostly interested in finding out the story.. Seem as how I don't have the first two I'm going to look into finding these so called novels advertised. Also I must say I can't wait to see the release of the Lich King expansion, tis a shame that we can't actually play as an Vrykul but at least we have the new Death Knight class.

[Leviathan]

What's better than playing as a man in black armour with glowing red eyes who has a penchant for Lawnmowers, Lightsabers, Chainsaws, grenades, Uruk-Hai blades and giant axes and loves nothing more than killing as many people as humanly possible? NOTHING!!!

The best minigame ever: http://german.miniclip-club.com/stagknight_2150.html

I got to level 13. CHAINSAW to the face of annoying (probably Christian) scouts. This makes a day at work fly by. Post your results, I got 746 kills on my last attempt. For the Horde!!! (this guy is clealy an Orc in armour).

The official Brotherhood of Doom minigame!!!!

[ToroMor]

I welcome you to the

EPOCH V of DOOM!!

A new era of damnation has begun. With it, the final victory of darkness draws nearer. The iron grip of despair chokes the living and the power of the unholy commands the dead. The legions of doom march throughout the lands and gods and mortals alike tremble before the might of the Brotherhood.

I raise my glass and salute you, fellow warriors and mistresses of doom! Looking back over four devastating epochs of chaos and slaughter fills my black heart with morbid pleasure. We have come far but this shall only be the beginning. Obsidian night, everlasting blackness and total dominion is our destiny. Woe to the worlds! For to obey or to die is the destiny of all creation; and behold, puny mortals! For the black boot of the Brotherhood will trample you down like the weak insects you are!!!

*cough*

Now, it is my pleasure to do what should have been done long before. Since the RAGNAROK of Victory is prolonged until our inept judge will finally crawl out of his hole, it is high time to announce a promotion.

Nin`, Sodomizer of Faith, Berzerker of Doom, Paladin of Darkness!
I hereby promote thee to the rank of
DARK MASTER!

*A gush of insanely powerful dark magic enwinds Nin`. As he feels the dark core inside him grow, his aura intensifies to a multitude of its former power. Waves of unholy thaumaturgy flow through the hall. The bell of perdition tolls and a hundred slaves explode in a torrent of blood.*

Congratulations, Berzerker of Doom!

It is imperative to note that you deserve this promotion independent of your war participation. All war merits must wait until the final conclusion. Your other contributions to the case of the Brotherhood are well enough to earn your arisal to this second highest rank of darkness.

*Raises his tankard and salutes the new MASTER*

To darkness!

*chugs*

[darkViVi]

Bwahahahaha!

Congratulations Nin' may you abuse your new powers well! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Originally Posted by Akira

That is indeed very cool! How crazy to think those numbers are actually connected to a human being somewhere...makes me sadistically happy to know the very second some poor old **** kicks the can bwahahahahahaha!!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA!! Exactly my thoughts O' Sinister Prince.

Hmm lesbian vampires you say? That's gotto be THE most erotic thing ever heard by man or bastard. :Spyfap:

[Anachlirium]

Congratulations, Nin'. Dark Master... A title you most certainly deserve.

I must admit, after really looking at that clock page.. It haunted me a litle. I mean.. About 50 species went extinct.. It's cool.. But it's a very odd feeling. In an almost knowledge-is-power kind of way..

Did you notice that there's also a crime one? I sat there and watched the numbers go up as people got arrested for prostitution, rape and drugs. Woot.

And yes Raikkonen, it most certainly is erotic.. There's a whole Wiki entry on it, too.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lesbian_vampire
Yay? I've a few DVDs.. I would suggest "Lust For Dracula" [This is basically Dracula with a hot, all female cast, and more nudity than the original]. Yum.