Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!] - Page 2

Shiendar · 01-07-2008, 05:35 PM

Baaaaammmmmmmm~

I need to get a computer... there's a shop with an upper-mid range Alienware set up for 1,600A$ and I need to get that, internet, nab my cousin's old Starcraft (original and expansion pack from '98) and get some Tabula Rasa and WoW. Maybe I can find one of those collection discs. Maybe one with Monkey Island or Exile....

'What is a tree?'

darkViVi · 01-07-2008, 06:22 PM

Lok'tar ogal!

Hmm my largest hard drive crashed while playing WoW. Piece of shit just goes all "click-click-click etc" and my computer just froze and refuses to start up with it connected. If Multicom doesn't let me RMA it heads will roll and their store will be drenched in blood.

So at the moment my gaming possibilities haven't been lower in years, PS2 not working and the drive containing all my games borked itself. I'm currently installing WoW on another drive so I can play that at the least. Fuck

EDIT: This cold refuses to let go also, maybe it's bird flue?

Faustus · 01-07-2008, 08:06 PM

Thunder shakes as Faustus rides into the throne room on his unholy steed. The Unholy steed jumps upon the table where the brotherhood is seated and Faustus draws out a parchment and reads aloud.

"Here Ye Brothers, I propose the brotherhood of Doom be run in this fashion from now on. First of all, the Dark Christ shall be the Dark Christ no longer and shall instead be crowned Unholy Roman Emperor of Germanic Darkness. The Princes shall retain their ranks and privileges as they are. Secondly the High Lords shall be split into two groups of equal power, the Lords Diabolis who shall embody the nobility and the Lords Hereticus who shall be our vile clergy. The Lords Diabolis shall gain their position through feats of valor, cruelty, and barbarism(((OCC: RPing or Raiding))). They shall be Barons, Counts, and Dukes according to seniority and may style themselves, their title and their heraldry as they see fit. One among them shall be elected the Grand Duke and shall hold equal power to a Prince but can be deposed by the majority of the Lords Diabolis at any time. The Lords Hereticus embody the soul of our unholy brotherhood and shall gain their title through their dark faith and services to the Brotherhood(((OCC:Basically through loyalty and any other means of advancement))). The Lords Hereticus may style themselves as they see fit, and one among them shall be elected as the Pope of Darkness in exactly the same way as the Grand Duke, and may be deposed in the same way. The Pope has equal Power to the Princes of Doom. All shall start out as a Dark Servent(or a pleasure slave if female) and shall then be either selected for the vile clergy or dark nobility. If chosen for the dark aristocracy the dark servent shall become a dark apprentice and then may be promoted to a Unholy Warrior and from there to a Dark Paladin and from there he may be considered as an addition to the Lords Diabolis. A aspiring member of the dark faith may become a blasphemous adept and from there a Dark Fanatic and from there a Vile Priest and then he may be allowed to join the Lords Hereticus. Furthermore the Two unresponsive "Rulers of Darkness" shall be renamed "The Consul's of Darkness" and are henceforth relegated to a ceremonial role. All names of the Lower ranks are subject to change as I have given them less thought than the upper ranks. Now what say you to my proposal brothers!!??"

Faustus then lept off of his dark steed and slammed down his sword upon the table.

"LET THIS POLITIC DEBATE/ DRUNKEN BRAWL COMMENCE!!!!!!"

(((OCC: My new system is in many ways a parody of the Holy Roman Empire, the Catholic church, and British parliament. I think we should debate my proposel but instead of a normal debate we should RP it instead, and add numerous speeches on the rights to drink, and who gets to kill who and all manner of dark nonesense to it. Think a French revolutionary debate BoD style.)))

Leviathan · 01-09-2008, 03:02 AM

Leviathan stands slowly from his colossal throne and begins to utter.

“Vile defiler of nuns I have heard your words and find your blasphemies most enjoyable to behold. Like sweet music to my ears your words strike my fancy, additionally as no change is to be made to my rank I have nothing to heavily consider. As the first to speak of this in this realm you have my vote should the lesser ranks be formalised and put forth for proposal as well.”

The once piercing eyes of the demon Prince now appeared to waver for a moment, clumsily the behemoth crashed back into his throne seemingly inebriated. He passed out moments later.

(((OOC:: I don't seem to be able to access the BOD HQ, I believe it's infested with Christian Magick. I won't let me login despite true credentials.)))

darkViVi · 01-09-2008, 02:32 PM

Bloodaxe enters the outpost carrying the heads of 3 Orc guards.

"These plebians wouldn't let me enter the main Citadel, just as with the Prince."

The Norseman then drops the decapitated heads on a table.

"We are in need of new guards at the gate."

The Warlock of the North then approaches The Defiler of Nuns and congratulates him on a job well done. It was in fact most excellent and the Norseman sees fit to pass his brother a pint of Guinness for all the hard labour.

Faustus · 01-09-2008, 03:06 PM

Toro, we have a problem, I have been barred from the BoD forums. It will not let me log in and says I have no authorization. I can only suspect the meddling of Christian hackers.

Edit: I just went over the public BoD chat. Who the **** is "Wolf". He laughed maniacally, said he was a hacker and that he was known as "juriya". Who the **** is juriya? More importantly, were does this person live, because if this is what it looks like I AM GOING TO KILL HIM FOR ****ING WITH THE BROTHERHOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

ToroMor · 01-10-2008, 12:39 AM

No worries, it was just a temporary problem with the pimp (ISP).
Looked like he beat her up, that just happens from time to time.
You are now able to abuse her (login) as usual.

darkViVi · 01-10-2008, 01:43 AM

Hahahahahaha someone "hacked" our public chat? Wow, that shit requires some serious hax0r skill.

Thanks for the update 'Mor, I shall abuse her right away.
EDIT: Still denying me access.. Maybe he hacked more than our public chat?

ToroMor · 01-10-2008, 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Raikkonen

Hahahahahaha someone "hacked" our public chat? Wow, that shit requires some serious hax0r skill.

Thanks for the update 'Mor, I shall abuse her right away.
EDIT: Still denying me access.. Maybe he hacked more than our public chat?

Nobody hacked anything, especially not some lamer in the pub chat.

Try cleaning your browser cache, it's probably a buffered error page.

Riddler · 01-10-2008, 03:56 PM

Wow... This is one weird club...
Is it possible for me to murder someone here?

Note: Play this game
http://www.owensworld.com/flashgames/play.php?id=199

Yuki-onna · 01-10-2008, 06:19 PM

No, but I can murder you as far as I'm concerned. Axe to the head for spam? Yes please.

On another note, WOO! V! HAIL! I have a knife and an old book on anatomy from 1897. I propose disection followed by a vicious blood orgy involving several surgical tools.

And beer.

Also, silk. Isn't it grand?

Anachlirium · 01-10-2008, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yuki-onna

No, but I can murder you as far as I'm concerned. Axe to the head for spam? Yes please.

On another note, WOO! V! HAIL! I have a knife and an old book on anatomy from 1897. I propose disection followed by a vicious blood orgy involving several surgical tools.

And beer.

Also, silk. Isn't it grand?

Yuki, leave some for me. Spammer deserves some punishment Froggie style..

And that sounds like a delightfully good proposal to me, my love. I'll bring the beer and absinthe.

Yuki-onna · 01-10-2008, 06:55 PM

Woo, absinthe. ****ed up in two shots. We require genuine, not subsitute, for America is homosexual and therefore, gay.

I also want to have sex with this missus who paints these chicks. Did you say she does lesbian? Oh, god. I might just have to google her right now. Mmm. 'bian. Yeah...

darkViVi · 01-10-2008, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ToroMor

Nobody hacked anything, especially not some lamer in the pub chat.

Try cleaning your browser cache, it's probably a buffered error page.

Aye. *bows and leaves for the Citadel*

Quote:

Originally Posted by ????

Wow... This is one weird club...
Is it possible for me to murder someone here?

Note: Play this game
http://www.owensworld.com/flashgames/play.php?id=199

Eh? huh? Only Infernals are allowed to murder someone here.
...And why the **** do I wanna play that game? I have 60?

EDIT: **** it.

High Lord Bloodaxe gets on his feet as he looks closely at the little plebian, he steps forth, removes his helmet and reveals his ever-rotting face to the little Human who stands absolutely still, so scared by the morbid look of the Lord. His face is almost completely gone, all he can see is some pale white skin and some chunks of rotting flesh hanging down from his chin.

"Little mortal, what are you doing here? Doesn't matter, I have something else to ask you."

The huge Undead Warlock lights up a pipe while staring the little dog right into his eyes.

"What do you believe in dog? Do you believe in the dark abyss also known as oblivion? Do you believe that we are all doomed and damned men?"

He takes a break while he exhales some smoke straight at the little Human.

"Little mortalll, you better believe!"

The bastard then passes on the pipe before he grabs the infidel, lifts him up by the hair and carries him towards the moshpit.

"You look like a little girl, hahahaha!"

The Norseman then orders to clear the pit before he puts the little boy on the floor.

"RELEASE THE HOUNDS! They are hungry! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"