If you were the last human on earth!

Bang Bang · 10-13-2007, 02:07 PM

So you have the earth to yourself, no one to get in your way and tell you what to do. What would you do?

I burn down buildings, crash vehicles, walk into random stores and take what I want, etc. though I would sooner or later get tire of doing everything I could never do and shoot myself.

Omega Weapon · 10-13-2007, 03:09 PM

I'd like to find out the world's secrets but what good are secrets when you can't tell anyone?

Seriously!, I'll gather books on survival, move south, warmer climate at least. Learn how to plant, reap, sow. Also how to grind flour and where to find salt. Wait I could just use the salt in the store. But with rivers running wild (no one to control the water levels), and electricity going out I would learn how to hunt and dry meat ( I hope this never happens, too much work!

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Ayse · 10-13-2007, 03:37 PM

I'd go everywhere I can, see everything I can, and then most probably find a way of dying peacefully, like an overdose or something similar. I'd hate to live in a world were I had no one to share my life with. On the other hand, if I could bring my boyfriend with me, I could probably live like that forever.

~Wings of Destati~ · 10-13-2007, 03:42 PM

Personally, I'd do almost exactly what Bang Bang does. Except about burning stuff and killing myself. I'd just walk into stores, take what I want, then find a cool mansion and make it my personal fortress. Then, I would retire to video gaming.

FF_FrEaK · 10-13-2007, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Bang Bang

I burn down buildings, crash vehicles, walk into random stores and take what I want, etc. though I would sooner or later get tire of doing everything I could never do and shoot myself.

I would probably do the same thing

but I wouldnt shoot myself I would get a big screen TV and then get some movies and games and watch them and play the games until I am old and die lol.

Usagy · 10-13-2007, 04:40 PM

I would have sex with all animals till I would find out what combination actually creates offspring so the world can be populated with some random usagy-animals.
And obviously I would run around naked the entire day (unless it was cold).

Peace out

*Chez Daja* · 10-13-2007, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Usagy

I would have sex with all animals till I would find out what combination actually creates offspring so the world can be populated with some random usagy-animals.
And obviously I would run around naked the entire day (unless it was cold).

Peace out

Ahahaha.

Anyway... Me? By myself? Bleh, can't be arsed with that, it'd be boring. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy solitude... just not THAT much.

If Andrew and my hamster could come along, then great stuff. On the other hand, I'd want my mummy, brother, sister, sisters' boyfriend and friends to join us.

Not particularly live near each other, but long ditsance phonecalls without being charged sounds AWESOME.

What else? Andrew and I would have an Island of hamsters, because they'd become our overlords. Before long, they'd be forcing US to breed.

w1ngzer0 · 10-13-2007, 06:41 PM

i would go to area 51 and see what kinda cool things are in there. If there is a secret transformer hiding in there....

Few cool things about the first 25 years is canned food will last that long. So ravioli and crap. But, after that i would be a little scared. But, since the balance of animals would be restored you could pretty much go hunting with a sniper rifle and still have meet. I mean there will be a lot of food out there. Just not bread or anything unless you grow it yourself.

Maybe turn a football field into a giant crop grower. Trees in the middle (fruits and such). Then rip out all the stands and grow some vegetables in that spot. Get some water setup going for timed water and you pretty much got it easy =) Next crop comes in, do it all over agian. Might take a couple weeks worth investing a year. But its better then hamburger every night X_X

Crazy Chocobo · 10-13-2007, 08:30 PM

I don't know, I would probably end up killing myself because I don't like the idea of being completely alone. Then again I might travel the world looking for another person! I could steal a mansion and live in it, then steal all the good stuff like large televisions, games, consoles and many other things. I wouldn't need money anymore because I could do whatever I like. I don't think I could stand the thought of being completely alone though, that scares me a lot.

OmniTense · 10-13-2007, 08:41 PM

What's the point of getting away from it all when there's no one to get away from...

But I'd have to say, find the single most beautiful place on earth and install myself in it for the rest of my days with some good books. :_P

Yuki-onna · 10-13-2007, 09:19 PM

I'd probably mess around with biology and cloning so I could recreate mankind...

but the HOT mankind.

Johnny Depp...Christian Bale...*drool*

It'd be brilliant. Only woman in a world of hot men.

Oh yes.

One day my friends, one day.

**OceanEyes28** · 10-13-2007, 09:24 PM

Uuuuuuuugh I would be so bored. And probably scared as shit at first. And sad. I like the people I know. I'd probably read a lot and try to learn agriculture. I'd eat the perishables first and then canned goods and the like. But even that would expire or run out eventually. I'd still wear clothes outside, but more for protection than modesty. And um... I'd get pretty lonely, so I'd probably play with myself a lot I'M JUST BEING HONEST.

I don't think I have the guts to kill myself, so I'd most likely just wait it out. You know, go crazy, live with animals, play with hallucinogens.

If I had ONE other person with me, it would be so much easier. At least with another male around I can make babies. Who would... then... have to have sex with each other to continue the race... Bummer!

OmniTense · 10-13-2007, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OceanEyes28

Uuuuuuuugh I would be so bored. And probably scared as shit at first. And sad. I like the people I know. I'd probably read a lot and try to learn agriculture. I'd eat the perishables first and then canned goods and the like. But even that would expire or run out eventually. I'd still wear clothes outside, but more for protection than modesty. And um... I'd get pretty lonely, so I'd probably play with myself a lot I'M JUST BEING HONEST.

I don't think I have the guts to kill myself, so I'd most likely just wait it out. You know, go crazy, live with animals, play with hallucinogens.

If I had ONE other person with me, it would be so much easier. At least with another male around I can make babies. Who would... then... have to have sex with each other to continue the race... Bummer!

rofl. Ocean breaks it open!

I dunno if I would miss my fellow mankind. It's the ultimate selfishness but I bloody-well can be an island unto myself. As far as going schizo, well, psshaw that happened long ago. As long as I had my Ocarina and books I'd be FAR better off than I am now.

I just got a total of overdraw fees of up to 120 dollars for four checks/charges totaling 17 dollars.

I've had my fill of my fellow man and his society. I've had my fill of being judged, robbed, commanded, condescended, insulted, assaulted and aggravated.

So I'm sorry if I wouldn't play the littlest violin or cry a teniny river if all of you people disappeared tomorrow.

BTW, I'm at heart an altruistic philanthropist. =)

But, yea, I'd prolly play with myself, smell bad, have a beard and talk to myself rofl

VidenTheColdOne · 10-13-2007, 10:11 PM

lowl its funny how often i find myself thinking about this happening. If everyone was just GONE and all the buildings were still ok what would i do!?

I assume all modern comforts would be gone, like electricity and such. I would try to get things done as quickly as possible, like RIGHT after the electricity was gone. I would get a gas generator, and hook it up at my local barnes and noble (which is HUGE and has lots of windows for light in the day time) And i would go to the home depot that is RIGHT across the street, and haul over a giant fridge, a stove, some lamps and other things and plug it into the generator. Go get some meat and such and freeze it so i will have meat for atleast the first year or so. Then go to the gas station that is right up the road and get some gasoline and such for the generator, then i would go to dicks sporting good which is right across the road and get me a couple guns, some bows, and just start shooting at things, and then i could go back to BN and read all day,i could get like all the new game systems and play, get me a computer (though the internet would prolly be gone) maybe go to the garden dept of home depot and start a garden so i dont need to rely upon canned stuff forever, then if i got bored, i would put a bullet in my brain.

Yes, i know i have put far to much thought into this, but what can ya do?