The Most Kick Ass Friendship Poem, EVER!! lol

[Draken Benvolaid]

One of my friends found this and gave it to me, cuz I was gonna put it on a T-shirt, but never really got around to it.

So I don't know who actually wrote it, but it kicks ass so much, that I had to post it. All credit goes to who ever wrote this thing.

True Friendship

Are you tired of those sissy-ass "friendship poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality?

Well, here is a series of promises that actually speak of true friendship:

1. When you are sad -- I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.

2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile -- I will know that you got laid.

4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be untill you quit whining.

6. When you are confused -- I'll use little words.

7. When you are sick -- Stay the hell away from me untill you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".


Remember....... A good friend will help you move..... A REALLY good friend will help you move a body..... Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!

Kick ass, isn't it?

[CLOUD]

Man, this is a great one. It sticks to the point. I like it.

Although it's a bit spartan, i mostly like the last part :

9. This is my oath..... I pledge it to the end. "Why?" you may ask; "because you are my friend".


Remember....... A good friend will help you move..... A REALLY good friend will help you move a body..... Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.


Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth!


Well... that is the truth, isn't it. Good work on finding it & posting it here as well.

[Darius_DarkBlade]

Ah, yes, it is very good. It made me smile several times.

It is slightly apathetic, but then, at the end, it illustrates that true friendship is unconditional.

Then, with the last line, it re-establishes the humor.

Good Poem.

[dimmufan]

Dude, I was lmfao on that poem! One of the best poems I have ever read. And it's very true. It reminds everyone that true friends stick with you till the bitter end.

[Fishie]

This poem cracked me up. A lot of it sounds cheesy, but its hilarious!!

Remember....... A good friend will help you move..... A REALLY good friend will help you move a body..... Let me know if you ever need me to bring a shovel.

My favorite part of the poem. That defines true friendship right there.

[Anachlirium]

That's good, Draken =P. Hella Kickarse XD

That's really cool shite, I like that. Definitely better than those cutesy sorts of chainmails that tend to roll around. I rather like: "6. When you are confused -- I'll use little words.". That's a good one XD. Friends of me: Keep that one in mind. SMALL words... *points to blonde streak* XD