Silly things you did as a child?

[Govinda]

I could list many odd things I did as a child, but I'll only tell of this one. I wasn't a malicious or daring kid; I was a total pansy. If I caused an accident and another kid got hurt, I'd cry more than the injured one, out of guilt. I thought 'shut up' was swearing.

However, I did have odd tendencies. I remember when my dad had a girlfriend called Jane; we used to stay at her house on the weekends, as the two were living together. She had two sons, both of whom became homosexual. I saw one on a TV show where people apply to be someone's roommate a few years ago...it was really odd. Blast from the past type thing.

Anyway, we'd stay at this woman's house. If I went to the bathroom in the night, I'd always put the plug in the sink, and then leave the tap dripping; tiny little drips. I still don't know why. The next morning one of the Sons would always report my mysterious terrorism.

I had no bad feelings towards Jane, or her family, or her home. I don't know why I tried to covertly flood it every weekend. SHe was just a creepy woman, really. I didn't know what she was doing at the time, but she tried to bond with me one; she made me sit on her bed with her, drink ice cream soda and watch Blind Date with Cilla Black. Those bonding sessions were probably what caused me to end up being this cynical.

[zell_dincht0808]

Originally Posted by Govinda

Anyway, we'd stay at this woman's house. If I went to the bathroom in the night, I'd always put the plug in the sink, and then leave the tap dripping; tiny little drips. I still don't know why. The next morning one of the Sons would always report my mysterious terrorism.

I blame you for any droughts that have occured in the past and I hope your satisfied knowing you get all that rain up in Scotland when down here in England we have the HOSEPIPE BAN!! LOL!!

[Taco]

I just thought of something else that was really awesome. I used to have this baseball, and this green Mr. Potato hat I'd put on it. Those two things together became... Mr. Bitch. My parents and siblings were like "nu-no, Tom, it's Mr. Batch!" And I was like "NO!! It's Mr. BITCH!!" Because I thought it was a word I'd made up myself.

There were also these old toys called "Food Fighters" back in the day that my brother and I collected. One of them was a hotdog; a villain named "Mean Weiner." When I got this toy, while I was still in the store, I got excited, and started running around chanting, "I got my mean weiner! I got my mean weiner! I got my mean weiner!" And back in the day, I'd hold my crotch all the time, so... heh... Anyhoo...

These stories were both when I was in Kindergarten or younger, btw. I think I may have told some of these before in the past, but I don't remember now.

Wuv, Yer Mom

[kingdom_hearts]

umm im eleven right now but when i was six i hit my friend in the head with a wrench dunno why lol i was stupid.

[Freedom]

Ah. I remember.....Last year's sports carnival my team got 2nd and we were like screaming like crazy all the way while running to get our water-bottles. People were looking really funnily at us. We kept screaming till our throats were sore. Crazy huh?

[Hannya]

When I was younger, my parents always took me to the library and I was so bored. I used to walk around pushing the books that were sticking out back into the bookshelf. The weird thing was that people got pissed off at me for doing it (I was just bored ).

[Dragoon_Nick]

When i was aroun 9-ish, i remember during winter i would take eggs, surround them with snow and make what i called yolkballs. Anyway i would hide in my fortress of snow which was awsome btw, and then i would popout and whip them at passing cars.

Eventually i saw a red van, and thought that the peron was copying my grandfather's van. So i nailed hm one only to realise it was my grandfather. Kinda shameful since then...