Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!] - Epoch IV

[Chez Daja]

I so need to install my digital camera.

I just made the best anniversary present ever. Oh the joys of being creative and clever.

Ven'Gyr, I don't really care that much anyway. It was curiousity. Besides, I'm making some other things now. This is going to rock.

I also need to send off two parcels this month. One for a guy who gave me American editions of Silent Hill 1, 2 and 3. I'm giving him my Final Fantasy Anthology, since those gave suck. And one parcel for Dante. Duh!

Work work work!

That reminds me... I need to print off some resumes. Sucks2bmelolz.

I think some light alcohol will surfice for tonight. A little Advacaart should quench my thirst. I'm tired of drinking anyway. You guys know how pointless I think it is to get wasted. That doesn't mean I don't have loads of wine, vodka, baileys and advacaart in my fridge, though. ._.;...

[ToroMor]

*Grabs random bottle and chugs it*
Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that was goat piss!
Joke, no it was beer
(Indeed it was goat piss)
*urinates in bottle and puts it back in place*

Looks like Ragnarok will take place saturday midnight, doom standard time. In addition, I suggest a massive PARTY OF DOOM! I plan to drink myself unconscious this weekend anyway. Let violence, sodomy and boozing rule the lands!!!!!

[darkViVi]

RAGNAROK RAGNAROK RAGNAROK!!!!!!!!!

*chugs vodka*

[Chez Daja]

*smashes Ven'Gyr over the back of the head with a whisky bottle*.

Oh the fun! I love to torture Ven'Gyr. Unfortunately, he's so sadistic that he enjoys the vicious and random beatings. Oh man...

[Akira]

So it commences! On the eve of Saturn's day, the BoD shall hole the most feared yet most awaited event of each month...nothing can eclipse the greatness that is Ragnarok!!!

But don't be gettin' yo panteez inah bundle yous white folks!!! Nevah be knowin' wha' may be comin' arou' that time a monf, check it!

[Chez Daja]

I can feel a domotion or even a slaying for me soon... I don't know, I just haven't been too "evil" lately thanks to being tired. *whimpers*.

However, I will cry for long periods of time if a slaying it is.

And then I will beat Ven'Gyr just because I can. (Did you know he's really short, too? Like 5'7 or something! Jeez!)

[darkViVi]

*drinks whiskey from own head*


My brethren I have a mate who wish to apply for membership, he is not a TFF a member but he will register if he is accepted as a member.

Without further adu I bring thee his drunken answers to the infernal questions of doom, mayhem, chaos, destruction etc etc etc...


Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Always, from my wretched birth and to this very day.

Are you addicted to Metal?

Yes!!!! Death/black and every genre of what blasts like a nuclear blast!
A brief list of some of my favorite bands is as following:
Morbid Angel,Baphomet,Deicide,DIMMU borgir and bands like Satyricon, Borknagar and Gorefest, Immortal, Benediction ect, ect.

Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
FUCK YES! We are all doomed, my parents always believed in Christianity and believed in the forces of good. But both the holy and "immortal" life disgusts me.
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Yes, unless the bad guys are too stupid to even exist.

Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
Yes, I'm ****ing drunk right now. HAIL VODKA!!!!

You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
I smoke bad granola and i love to hear the women SCREAM!

Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
It will! Bloodaxe will aid me in finding one at once I am approved!

You are simply weird and crazy?
Oh yeah!!!!!!!!


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Aye my brethren that was mah dawgs answer to our infernal questions of doom. Do note I have helped him but it is in his own words.
I pointed out that honesty is appreciated even though that bastards lie. \m/

If he is accepted by thee my fellow demons I will tutor him in our dark ways myself, as a Dark Master I feel that I am qualified to take such a task.

Finally my kin, I beg your pardon for any typeos if any because we are both FUCKING DRUNK RIGHT NOW!!!!!!

[Chez Daja]

Well. His application seems colourful enough, and he seems to have the typical mind of somebody who would probably fit in well here.

The one thing that concerns me is that he isn't even a member of TFF yet. I'd really like to see some posts out of him before yes'ing or no'ing.

Another thing... will he be one to post once and then leave forever? We really don't need more people that are just going to leave once they tire of Internet access.

I say yes to the application, but no to the fact he isn't even a member of TFF yet.




I'm on the fence, but willing to be pursuaded...... My wallet is pretty empty, you know. A few notes would sure make Chez a happy girl.

Haha.

[Akira]

Fuck yeah, I totally approve this mate of yours! he sounds like another you so he must be cool haha. One question though, is his English good or will we need to send him through a crash-course of evil vocabulary?

I love this idea. Approving someone who isn't a member at TFF yet! It's the quirkiest thing I've ever heard but it sounds genius to boot. \m/

[darkViVi]

HAHA

As I said, I will take him under my blackened wings and that includes his english.
But do remember, my English was horrible when I first joined the BOD but look at me now. Granted.. My English grammar can still improve a great bit but I feel it is decent enough.

Also yeah, he somewhat reminds me a bit of myself. But I don't know him very much yet. After all I live in a place where I hardly know anybody. Errr ****... I cant think staright right now

Also I copied a video of Liz Vicious or what the **** her name is.. And that goth chick is so ****ing hot!!!

Damn.. I'm drunk.. head hurts....

Bloodaxe rapes random gnomes.

[Akira]

Originally Posted by Ven'Gyr

As I said, I will take him under my blackened wings and that includes his english.
But do remember, my English was horrible when I first joined the BOD but look at me now. Granted.. My English grammar can still improve a great bit but I feel it is decent enough.

Which was my initial thought actually. I have no problem if his English is not perfect, considering you have come a tremendous way since joining. I can only hope that his ability to learn is as avid as yours Bloodaxe!