Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!] - Epoch IV

[Shiendar]

Unholy shite. A brand-new epoch. (Did anyone see the time that it was posted? 6:06 0n my clock! XD)

*summons shades of beautiful women and sets out blood for them and watches them become solid* To Toromor goes the first pick and the men can entice the rest! MUHAHAHAHAHAHA!

(I knew I missed something while I was sick...)

EDIT: I just added up the posts of the three last Epochs and they are 9,654 in total. Nearly 10,000 posts on TFF alone. Shite.

[Leviathan]

Oncemore I am at work doing **** all getting paid a hell of a lot.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My job ist KRIEG!!!

[Yuki-onna]

Sexing will commence as soon as we're online together.
Wow, I thought there was a time vortexii going on and I was all AAH! but it's just the fourth era or something.

I'm cool with that.

Now I'm a convicted criminal and everything. We get to wear these cool suits during community service, that are awesome. I'm on this gardening squad. Gardening, in the winter. Haha. Well it's really ****ing mild here, so...
Anyway. There's this awesome chick there with about a million tattooes who I should have met 5 years previous. It's hella fun. Yesterday we inverted about 50 rose plants and blamed it on the mentally retarded garden group. Needless to say, we had to reinvert them. She also has a constant liquor supply on hand, I'm becoming quite the alcoholic, and we're going to get a moogle tattooed onto our asses together. It's quite fun.

Then in March sometime I should be able to come home. And then move to Texass? Oh, Loco, you're in for some shit.

Anyhoo, what did I hear about faeries and sodomizing? What am I missing?

[Raikkonen]

INFERNAL BLACKNED HAILS BROTHERS AND SISTERS!!! I BRING THEE...
SEPULTURA: TROOPS OF DOOM!

Total eclipse hides the earth
The night of doom has come
Antichrist soldiers are proclaimed
To send souls to the hell

Catastrophe and destruction
Mankind is slaughtered without mercy
Suphul clouds are in the air
Legions winds corrose the universe

The messiah, redeemers of mankind
Chained in the valley of hades
Crowds blinded by evil
Only death is real
Total destruction
Walls of churches
Stained by blood
Altars burning in the flames
The doom cries out for insanity

The nuclear war announces the end of the world
The mankind is buried and forgotten
Prophets foresee the doom
They foresee the triumph of your death



Ancient Sepultura IST KRIEG!!!!! \m/

[Faustus]

****ERS YOU ****ING ****ING **** ****ERS!!!!!!!!!! YOU STARTED THE FOURTH AGE WITHOUT ME!!!!!!! *burns down not one but two continents in blind fury and remodels the BoD citadel with the innards of its servants*. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAGH!!!!
*more random destruction*

Ok now I'm done. Been too busy enjoying my free trial on World of Warcraft to post at all and if anyone else plays WoW I'm on the Lothar and Lethan servers. Look for a Undead Warrior named Vladrik on the former and a Dwarven Hunter named Ivar on the latter.

Shit the fourth epoch of doom, at this rate by the time the TFF gets shut down its gonna take at least a few months of reading to go through all of the past activity of the BoD. TFF will die someday but the Brotherhood of Doom is Eternal. NOW IN HONOR OF THAT ETERNAL GLORY I GO TO DRINK MYSELF SOBER EVEN THOUGH I AM SICK AS A DOG!!!!!!!!!!

[Nin`]

Originally Posted by LocoColt04

Funny story about his avatar. You know the formula it uses? Five years ago, my friend Phillip and I created that formula after an hour of trying to figure out ways to deduce that girls were evil.

My my how strange, that's quite a case of synchronicity. But then I was once told that synchronicity had a bit of a thing for me. Not that I listened of course. There was also a Buddhist who told me once that compassion was the inability to tolerate the suffering of others. I disagreed with him however, which my superiors at the time didn't really appreciate me for doing. Now that's going of topic.

Anyway, I think that my (Loco & Co's) Avatar has now served it's purpose. Strangely enlightening ain't it.

Originally Posted by Lady Nemisis

what did I hear about faeries and sodomizing? What am I missing?

Ah nuffing much. Jus the same shit you'll be performing on poor Loco ;-)

Of course I may lie, or just be sick minded...I haven't decided yet.

Originally Posted by Surtur

NOW IN HONOR OF THAT ETERNAL GLORY I GO TO DRINK MYSELF SOBER EVEN THOUGH I AM SICK AS A DOG!!!!!!!!!!

Haha, sounds legendary. Oh and I like it.

Lucifer
(Keeper of secrets and sodomizer of the Fay)

[SmUt AmAzOn]

:grunting:
KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD
KILL YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR SISTER TOO
KICK YOUR TEACHER IN THE BALLS
YAHWEH'S C*NT ASS IS DEAD BUT SATAN IS HERE TO STAY

HEAVEN WEEPS AS ITS KING HAS FALLEN
BUT MOURN FOR LONG THEY DO NOT
WHEN SATAN ARRIVES TO TAKE THE THRONE BY FORCE
THE HOLY PARADISE SHALL FALL
BLACKENED FORCES SPREAD THROUGHOUT THE COSMOS
THE DAWN OF BEASTS BEGINS

KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD
KILL YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR SISTER TOO
KICK YOUR TEACHER IN THE BALLS
YAHWEH'S C*NT ASS IS DEAD BUT SATAN IS HERE TO STAY

SATAN IS A BENEVOLENT RULER
GIVING MANKIND WHAT ITS HEARTS DESIRE
ORGIES COMMENCE IN HONOR OF THE GRAND RULER
FOLLOWERS OF CHRIST THROWN TO THE LIONS
THEIR BLOODIED REMAINS SCORCHED FOR BARBECUE
SATAN THEN SAY TO THEE,
"REJOICE, FOR THE DEATH WALKING TERROR YAWHEH IS NO MORE!!"
THE CROWD CHEERS,
"AVE SATANAS!!"

KILL YOUR MOM AND YOUR DAD
KILL YOUR BROTHER AND YOUR SISTER TOO
KICK YOUR TEACHER IN THE BALLS
YAHWEH'S C*NT ASS IS DEAD BUT SATAN IS HERE TO STAY

AVE SATANAS!!
:/death grunting:

[Raikkonen]

Indeed it is!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


The roman empire has crucified the messiah
The bestial power has sacrified your gods
Feared by his power, the cross he'll carry
And visions of destruction, this night you'll see

Crucified, killed, buried
Sacrificed messiah
Kneeled down, blood stained

The christians, today they still cry
But the bastards adore images
Remembrances from the past, from the crucifixion
Rotting christ, nailed to the cross
From the semen of the mankind
We'll spread our seed
And we'll show to the devoted
The truth, the painful truth

Cry preachers
Because your God has forgotten
The antichrist there is to prove
Death and destruction will still reign

[Chez Daja]

I'm going to make some lyric things, too! ^_^


My weathered penis,
****ing hard, flinching piece of shit,
Frozen grim penis of the North!

The semen is sticky and tainted with blood,
Fap fap fap fap fap,
Frozen grim penis of the North!

FROZEN!

****ING!

GRIM PENISSSS!!

OF THE NOOOOORRRRTH!

My song kicks so much ass.

[Raikkonen]

Uhhmm.. right... <_<>_>

Yeah....

[Angantyr]

Some people have the weirdest issues...

*Flicks the Faerie off his shoulder*
Not now!

DAMN DVD's HAVEN'T ARRIVED

[Haru-Sensei]

What's up Takkun, everything going alright with this nazi government of ours?

BLOODAXE!!! BOW BEFORE YOUR MASTER CANTIDO!!!
*Drinks wine*

Jewish books are for the Jews,
And Jew Messiahs too.
But if you're not of Jewish blood,
How can they be for you?

To make an Idol of a book,
Is poison for the brain;
A dying God upon a cross
Is reason gone insane.

Beware of all the Holy books
And all the creeds and schools,
And every law that man has made
And all the golden rules.

"Laws" and "Rules" imposed on you
From days of old renown,
Are not intended for your "good"
But for your crushing down.

Then dare to rend the chains that bind
And to yourself be true.
Dare to liberate your mind,
From all things, old and new.

Always think your own thought,
All other thoughts reject;
Learn to use your own brain
And boldly stand erect.

~Boldly Stand Erect
RR

Anyhow, I am writing a fuggin' grym narration of the history of doom!!!
More than halfway down BTW.

Oh, and welcome Toki, seeing that you are a disciple of Takkun over there, *Points Randomly* I am in no doubt of mind that you will make a fine addition to our brotherhood.

Grym Frostbitten Hailz!

. . .And Darkness Hold Dominion Over All!!!