Strange Ironic Facts about yourself

Shiendar · 08-23-2006, 07:01 PM

...in the tradition of "Rare unknown facts about yourself", I bring you.... Strange Ironic Facts about yourself.

Fact: I am a Wiccan in the Brotherhood of Doom. Most would assume it chocful of Satanists, but niet. The irony?

In the small town I live in, 90% of the town is convinced that I am a Satanist. One particular reverend in town who has about a quarter of the town who goes to his church, has been preaching that I am a Satanist.

Yeah right; but how many actual Satanists who are quiet about it have a church preaching against them personally?

Now that's ironic.

On the legal side, I plan on suing him for slander.

Strong Bad · 08-23-2006, 07:21 PM

GO TO HELL, SATAN!

Jokes! Uhh... Just spit hellfire in his face next time you see him. I'm sure satan will save your soul... or... devour it... Same thing.

Neo Necron · 08-25-2006, 07:26 AM

I have one kidney and thus am forbidden to play any contact sports.

The irony?

Included as a contact sports is Rugby (you know, the british sport that america stole, sissified by adding padding and then also stole the name 'football' for it) and Rugby is plastered all over my family history.
Well, sort of. My maternal family originate from the town of Rugby, where the sport originated. Also, my grandfather used to play for the town.

So yeah. Rugby is in my family history... but I am medically not allowed to play it. Fun.

**Andromeda** · 08-25-2006, 04:57 PM

I hate to clean, try never to touch Windex, Ammonia, Pledge, etc. cleaning products and in general live in a somewhat messy room. The irony, is that I am also anal retentive. So I have ill resistable urges to straighten things and clean things up. My roommate had a CD tower, I'd make sure daily almost that they were all neatly flatten, so that there were no crooked cases. I have all of my DVDs order by distributor, so all Bandai stays together, all Pioneer as well.

Angantyr · 08-25-2006, 07:17 PM

To be honest the whole Wiccan thing whilst being in a the BoD is not really that Ironic, being a Buddhist or something would.

Anyway a few people have come to the conclusion I am a fascist, the first thing is that when I was 16 I was the complete opposite. Also are under the assumption I am an Odalist, this is impossible considering I am Irish, Norwegian and possibly Germanic. The truth is I am not, I just hate people who try to manipulate the situation and the main reason is below.

I am an Asatru Pagan, I share a mixture of Celtic and Norsk beliefs which most people can't comprehend cause I think completely differantly from Christians, Satanists, Buddhists etc.. I have my own theories about life as well but no need to go into them.

The biggest Irony is nobody here has seen my true colours, put it this way; heard the term "huggles"? I invented that... basically I feel I haven't been that way in ages is because of the way people always treat me like I am weird so I don't even bother.

Oh also I am built like a tank and I absolutely despise sports. I hate my apperance if you haven't figured that out yet.

Rinoas_Soul · 08-26-2006, 09:08 AM

hmmm... irony... let me think... I hate men who are in positions of power, but for a little while I was a part of the bdsm community(as a sub nonetheless) very ironic...

Dark Rider · 08-26-2006, 02:58 PM

Where to begin, I am physically stronger than most people I know, but I am somewhat out of shape. I am super smart but ultimately lazy. I love sports, but I'm so injury prone that I get hurt and cant play. That is the worst Irony of all, or at least in my situation.

But the most ironic of ironies is that I love to be alone and yet I have 5 sibblings, 2 brothers and 3 sisters! Bet you wonder where I go to be alone lol! It aint all bad though I'm the oldest and top dog.

Well thats al I could think of and so I'll be here probably posting some of my works, oh I forgot to mention I'm a writer with severe writers block.

*Chez Daja* · 08-26-2006, 04:11 PM

Well, I like to shit, but I have severe constipati -- okay...

Seriously, though.

I yell at my mother for double checking things fifty times before leaving the house, yet I do it myself anyway.

I hate people that talk constantly abut stereo-types, but I usually do it anyway. That's more like hypocrisy, but I couldn't think of anything else.

Damn my lack of ironic factors.

Neo Necron · 08-26-2006, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

I hate people that talk constantly abut stereo-types, but I usually do it anyway. That's more like hypocrisy, but I couldn't think of anything else.

Yep, I can testify there. I get so annoyed at people when they generalize.

Yet I'm always doing it myself.

Hypocrisy for the win.

TheHasteChocobo · 08-26-2006, 06:46 PM

If I have kids I already know what I want their names to be, but I can't see myself having kids or rather being a father.

Shiendar · 08-27-2006, 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wintermetal

To be honest the whole Wiccan thing whilst being in a the BoD is not really that Ironic, being a Buddhist or something would.

I was taking all in whole. All that was in my post was supposed to be related to explain why I feel it it ironic. So....

Wiccan in BOD=/=Ironic

(Bod=at least three Satanists)

Me+(Priest+libel+"Satanism")=Ironic

Gorath Sodom · 08-27-2006, 10:51 AM

I can't say much about irony, but I suppose I will list something close:

I am agnostic yet I am an atheist yet I am a nihilist.

I hate porn and sex but I find artistic nudity/aesthetics fascinating.

I am a genocidal maniac yet I am a pacifist.

Angantyr · 08-28-2006, 01:50 AM

Well I know what you mean but as whole its based around anti-christianity imo.

Which brings me to another thing, I absolutely despise christianity and its forceful nature but at the same time I agree with most of their stances on things and a lot of the time I can get a decent convo out of them. Perhaps I am too nice for my own good.

Yuki-onna · 08-28-2006, 02:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Well, I like to shit, but I have severe constipati -- okay...

*wets pants* XD

Well, I'm white, but I'd like to be black.

Lover Boy · 08-28-2006, 08:54 AM

I am about as close as the humna being can come to perfection, yet I am viewed by the world as sub-par, something to be cast aside.

And I don't know if this ironic, but I love oatmeal. Now I get my wisdom teeth removed, and it's just about all I can eat without some kind of discomfort. And now i've eaten so much of it that I don't want to see it again for a while.