Strange Ironic Facts about yourself

[Bunny]

Originally Posted by Lover Boy

I am about as close as the humna being can come to perfection, yet I am viewed by the world as sub-par, something to be cast aside. .

The irony is how he made a typo. Perfection just ain't mean what it meant way back when.

Originally Posted by Wintermetal

The biggest Irony is nobody here has seen my true colours, put it this way; heard the term "huggles"? I invented that... basically I feel I haven't been that way in ages is because of the way people always treat me like I am weird so I don't even bother.

I would point out the irony here but it would include the use of words such as "cockfairy" and "idiot". I fear a warning for flamebaiting or flaming. I would also make use of the word "douchebaggery". It would be marvelous if spoken.

I shall now give everyone an irony about myself:

Hm. Nevermind. I make perfect sense. Let's just go with the narassicism and pure hatred I have for myself. Is that an irony?


Haha, I can say cockfairy. Sweet!

Irony? well I eat Ramen like pasta, but I don't eat pasta that way. I take a lot of time to season the juice an make it perfect, but I never intend on actually drinking it.

I have a really open mind, but for the first day I get really pissed off. Then I understand an accept it not but two seconds later. Gets me into a lot of trouble >.<.

I don't mind it when men leave the toilet seat up. Hey if they have to put it up every time to take a wizz, then I can put it down every now an then. However, I get ultra annoyed if any dish in the house is left anywhere long enough for it to get room temprature.

I love to drink water, but I can't drink it from the tap. Though I tend to take it from the tap, put it in a bottle, and pretend it isn't tap water. I almost never buy an actual bottle of water.

As for the BOD thread an Satanists. The satanists I have actually talked to....Like Dawzey (Like once) have been really nice, and answered most of my questions. churches are just weird. Trading one relgion or preference for another. I never met a Satanist I didn't like. In fact they intruique me more than anything else.

[Angantyr]

Bunny - I don't care if I get a warning either nor do I care if you are being sarcastic or not. But if you have a problem with me then deal with it elsewhere, I don't want to hear your bullshit so just kindly fuck off. You are not funny nor witty, just another stupid idiot who gets off with being sarcastic online. Don't reply to this, don't quote me and just ignore me, and that goes for everywhere, mod or not.

[LocoColt04]

Originally Posted by Bunny

I fear a warning for flamebaiting or flaming.

And even though your comments weren't "direct" insults, it's pretty obvious what you're trying to say all the same. I'm just shocked you actually fear the warning. Last I checked, you didn't give a shit. So anyway, here's your warning. Maybe it's not exactly flaming, but I'd certainly classify that as trolling. You knew you'd cause trouble with it, yet you decided to post it anyway. Grow up.

Wintermetal, shut up. In the future, try something other than getting all offended at such juvenile remarks and dragging a thread off topic by responding. Next time, just report the post and move on, okay?




edit:
In an attempt to actually get this thread back on track, I have a quote from a current conversation I'd like to share. And sadly, it's true.

The Black Swordsman: I feel like a dork.
Argentos: I'm clumsy as hell when it comes to women
Argentos: Seems I only get any play when I'm just screwing around
Argentos: Never when I actually want it
Argentos: ...irony!
Argentos: Perfect for that thread
Argentos: XD
The Black Swordsman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[Faustus]

My First name is Michael, and my middle name is Faust.

The local girls only ever want to talk to me when I am in a foul mood.

I say the Christian God does not exist yet I claim to be the the Christian God on a regular basis.

Smoking makes me feel wicked sick an I hate everything about it, but somehow the neasuea doesn't stop me from smoking. Just makes me wash an change my clothes a lot.

I loved school when I was younger, but I hated the children...which is weird because I wasn't hated in school. I think I was liked for the most part.

I am looking for a new job, but I am scared shitless...I shouldn't be...I've done this before ><;;

[Shiendar]

I have both ADD and OCD at once. It is very intriguing. (Attention Deficit Disorder and Obsessive Compulsive).

In real life, I have little use for guys except as friends. (This has ended up including my boyfriends.) Yet over the last year, I have gone a little boy crazy on the net. I had a crush on three different guys I have never met-Two have faded away, the other is still on. *drools over digital photo* ><

[Daddy]

Originally Posted by Yomigare

In real life, I have little use for guys except as friends. (This has ended up including my boyfriends.) Yet over the last year, I have gone a little boy crazy on the net. I had a crush on three different guys I have never met-Two have faded away, the other is still on. *drools over digital photo* ><

I hope you're enjoying puberty.

I have ADHD (mild form) and I have an addictive personality. As in, if I become addicted to something, it is very hard for me to get away from it.

[Chez Daja]

Jack, how the hell is that ironic?

Okay, how's this? I have obssessive compulsive disorder. Everything has to be clean and tidy. Yet my bedroom is a pig sty. EXPLAIN THAT!

[Hikari]

I have the same thing, Chez. I have to make sure everything I see is neat, but at home I do the minimum to seem clean.

I've loved blood, yet at the same time I used to pass out at the thought of vampires.

[Daddy]

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Jack, how the hell is that ironic?

Okay, how's this? I have obssessive compulsive disorder. Everything has to be clean and tidy. Yet my bedroom is a pig sty. EXPLAIN THAT!

It's ironic, because no one ever really suspects it [that I have ADHD]

[Leroy]

Something ironic about me? I'm fit as hell and I'm not chinese. Hey, wouldn't think that by looking at me.