Funny things you've done in bed!

[Novacrash]

As you all know from a certain amount of my semi-new posts i have a tendency to sleep-walk sleep-talk sleep-create etc...ANYWAYS

One morning my dad walks in to the kitchen..(mum just got a fresh jug of Tea from the store earlier) and is all "WHERE IS ALL THE DANG TEA?!" then he walks into my bedroom. im asleep with the jug empty in my bed. He wakes me up and he starts asking questions and all i could say way "I GOTTA PEE" >_< lol.

[TheHasteChocobo]

This would be a funny/nerdy thing to say when you climax/blow your load
KAMEYAMEYA
I guess now's not a good time to tell you that I have clamiTIIAAAAAA!!!!!
Did I hit your G-spot or did your water just break?(I guess that only works if she's 9 months preagnant, SICK! )

...or before you have sex
It's times like this I whish I had a penis.
You're not going to fake it are you?

[Caije]

The most funniest thing I done in bed,

Well once when I woke up i turned up the radio and started dancing under my covers if that includes, I was lieing down though just moving around alot like bottom one minute a top of the bed to bottom.

I suppose another time I actually fell out of the bed because my girlfriend pushed me but that dosent really include it.

Another time I wet the bed purposley, because I was too lazy to get out of bed, gimme a little credit I was only 11.

[Chez Daja]

Originally Posted by TheHasteChocobo

This would be a funny/nerdy thing to say when you climax/blow your load

I know like, three guys who told me they did that in their sleep. I was ****ing freaked out. I mean, sure, it's possible to some extent...Either they're ****ing talented, or ****ing weirdo's.

[fantasia]

many things as u did..

EDIT by OceanEyes28: You need to add more content to your posts. This is your first pre-warning.

[Rinoa.Heartilly]

One time I was listening to Dane Cook and I was in Bed. lol seriously... I'm a virgin...so no doings in the bed for moi...

[Maridia]

Alright people stop spamming in here. If you have something useful to say then say it but don't post useless lines.

Me? Well uhh I've never done anything really. I've jumped on my bed when I was about 7 or so and did a front flip and threw out my back. That's about it.