Funny things you've done in bed! - Page 2

Rydia Lover · 08-09-2006, 12:06 AM

well my boyfriends birthday is coming up and i dont know what to do so yeah lol.

Benevolent · 08-09-2006, 12:12 AM

thats awesome.
I definatly prefer romantic love making.
The stuff that really means something to a person.
Being able to connect with someone you love.
and making them extremly happy(pleased) in the process.

ahh. i totally crashed this thread.
if it's any consolation... non-romantic love making is good, too.

08-09-2006, 12:12 AM

Maybe you should put out Rydia. Guys love that.

I just remembered something else really funny. I had a German Shepherd about a year ago. An she was aloud in the house in any room she wanted to go no matter what. Unless of course she went to the bathroom, and then I would throw her ass out on the porch. Well one time while me an my boyfriend were doing it. All the sudden My dog comes in an starts to lick his ass. I thought it was the funniest shit ever. An I mean ever.

Rydia Lover · 08-09-2006, 12:15 AM

omg thats almost like the 40 year old virgin lol!
anyways, yeah my boyfriends birthday is coming up in about a week and i didnt know what to do. and seeing how my parents are out all summer on vacation, i could take advantage of this. any sugestions?

Benevolent · 08-09-2006, 12:24 AM

Edible body paints are fun. hehe...
thats what my girlfriend did for me on my birthday.
there were a lot of interesting pictures.
Hmm... but i dont think i was thinking about the pictures.

Strong Bad · 08-09-2006, 11:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rydia lover

any sugestions?

Let him stick it in your butt.

....wait... aren't you only.. like...13?

Rydia Lover · 08-10-2006, 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Strong Bad

Let him stick it in your butt.

....wait... aren't you only.. like...13?

16 accually

rJ floW · 08-10-2006, 08:08 AM

hahah 16?? thats OBVOIUSLY ass age LOL

oh dear im goin to hell....

i suggest a NON-sexual present, followed up by sexual wildness...perhaps a romantic dinner followed up by a marathon-o-sex, with breaks being only for liquids, cause you dont wanna cramp up HAHAHA

midgarmako · 08-10-2006, 08:42 AM

Ive had a lot of weird dreams in bed while sleeping

Usagy · 08-11-2006, 07:38 AM

2 years ago when I was in Japan as well, met up with some girl in a club and got back to her place...well eventually when we were getting it on. She panics and jumps up all of a sudden and starts running around while screaming. Apparently a cockroach had just attacked her ass >_< damn Japan and its friggin cockroaches.

Peace out

08-11-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by rydia lover

omg thats almost like the 40 year old virgin lol!

That is exactly the first thing that popped into my mind when I saw that movie. I had a cat too...wish he would have done something, lmao. When I was little I peed my bed....hilarious!

. There should be a groosest one too. Like when you get sick in bed an you are too sick to really go to the bathroom. So you puke in a little bucket beside the bed. I hate when that happens.

GI-Jew · 08-11-2006, 06:59 PM

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Originally Posted by rJ floW

Now i know a lot of you may be a little young for this topic, i do not mean in bed while sleeping or reading a good book...

i mean ACTUALLY in bed haha

I always do funny shit in bed, it makes it more fun and most of the time no one knows about it until the next morning, when i gotta tell the story HAHHAA

its never a bad thing to the lady (unless shes a freak, then its goin down) but its just random things....

The funniest is when i started singing a motivational song while layin her out. Turns out i was singing it in my mind, then in th emiddle of everything it kinda just came out normally HAHAHA. Shes like "What the **** are you singing" but it was the Monday Night Football theme, and i know she wouldn't care that much so i laughed and stepped it up a notch!

Another thing i did is when i brought this one home (i dont remember too much, it was my roomate who heard everything) but basically she told me to put on music (for the obvious reasons, as it was after the bar and it was gonna get wild) and i assumed she thought id put on music she knew or like R&B mellow beats.....Usher or something liek that...(my roomate and his gf were waitin for that kinda music too) and of all the things i put on is "Cassidy"
- The Problem Vs. The Hustler....if you listen to that song you will realize its a GRIMY ASS SOUTHERN HIP HOP TRACK! not NEAR the music i shoulda put on HAHAHA again the lady asks what it was, i again laughed and it got wild HAHHAA

Another one is in my first year of university....i lived in a party residence with over a thousand other students...so when you go to the bar its a good chance most ladies will be from there (especially frosh bars), so i bring this lady home (again i was bombed...as was she) and we go straight to her bedroom....im up in there, whatever whatever, (on a side note SHE put on grimy hip hop which i loved and had forties of St Ides all over her room...all class) Anyways, after we do what we do im layin there and she asks me randomly "do you even know my name".....and i realized i SHOULD have known her name since ive tlaked to her many times but i did not remember it AT ALL....WOW my face was red and she was a little pissed but i hooked her up with something special

and she forgave me, fed me booze (beer, not malt liquor) and didnt care that i went back to my own room HAHA

So what is everyone elses funny things (im lookin at the older members mainly) Ill post more when i have more memories HAHAA cause this is the tip of the iceburg

Hahah, Rj Flow still keepin it funky fresh.

One time in the middle of sex I asked "Wait, can I still give you crabs if I'm wearing a condom?" Hahah, it was pretty priceless, probably my proudest moment in life

Jerak · 08-22-2006, 04:40 PM

Funnyest thing huh... well one night I got drunk... and I mean 5ths drunk... then things got steamy... and right in the middle of it... I called my ex-GF another Ex-GF's name... not something I would recommend... but she was drunk as well and by that time was passed out (thank god) not only did that moment sober me up really quick... it gave me something to laugh about later on...

.EcKS. · 08-22-2006, 05:57 PM

wait right in the middle of sex you called her you ex gfs name...but..she was passed out so it was ok?.....rape?

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well one night I got drunk... and I mean 5ths drunk... then things got steamy... and right in the middle of it... I called my ex-GF another Ex-GF's name... not something I would recommend... but she was drunk as well and by that time was passed out (thank god)