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[Psiko]

Ah yes, the model episode is a good one. For some reason I don't recall seeing the other one, though. I know I missed some episodes from last season, so perhaps I simply have not seen it.

As far as favorite quotes, here are a few:

Dr. Cameron: Men should grow up.
Dr. Gregory House: Yeah. And dogs should stop licking themselves. It's not gonna happen.


Dr. Gregory House: [hearing serious news about patient on phone] Check it again. I'll be right there.
Dr. Lisa Cuddy: What happened?
Dr. Gregory House: Apparently I can save money by switching to another long-distance carrier.

Dr. Eric Foreman: Chase, stop.
Dr. Robert Chase: [stops]
Dr. Gregory House: How'd you get him trained so fast? Electronic collar? Got dog treats in your pocket?

Dr. Robert Chase: In pre-med, I had a professor who...
Dr. Gregory House: - touched you in the naughty place?

Dr. Eric Foreman: No neurologist in his right mind would recommend that.
Dr. Gregory House: Show of hands: who thinks I'm not in my right mind? And who thinks I forget this very basic neurological fact? Who thinks there's a third option?
[Dr. Chase raises his hand]
Dr. Gregory House: Very good. What's the third choice?
Dr. Robert Chase: No idea. You just asked if I thought there was one.


Dr. Robert Chase: How'd you like it if I interfered in your personal life?
Dr. Gregory House: I'd hate it. That's why, cleverly, I have no personal life.

Dr. Wilson: At least I try.
Dr. Gregory House: Well, as long as you're trying to be good, you can do whatever you want.
Dr. Wilson: And as long as you're not trying, you can say whatever you want.
Dr. Gregory House: So between us we can do anything. We can rule the world!

Dr. Eric Foreman: You assaulted that man!
Dr. Gregory House: Fine. I'll never do it again.
Dr. Eric Foreman: Yes you will.
Dr. Gregory House: All the more reason this debate is pointless.

Dr. Cameron: I'm uncomfortable about sex.
Dr. Robert Chase: Well, we don't have to talk about this...
Dr. Cameron: Sex COULD kill you. Do you know what the human body goes through when you have sex? Pupils dilate, arteries constrict, core temperature rises, heart races, blood pressure skyrockets, respiration becomes rapid and shallow, the brain fires bursts of electrical impulses from nowhere to nowhere, and secretions spit out of every gland, and the muscles tense and spasm like you're lifting three times your body weight. It's violent. It's ugly. And it's messy. And if God hadn't made it UNBELIEVABLY fun, the human race would have died out eons ago.
[She pauses to catch her breath]
Dr. Robert Chase: [He is speechless]
Dr. Cameron: Men are lucky they can only have one orgasm. Know that women can have an hour long orgasm?
Dr. Eric Foreman: [enters]
Dr. Cameron: [as if nothing had just occurred] Hey Foreman. What's up?

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: I need you to wear your lab coat.
Dr. Gregory House: I need two days of outrageous sex with someone obscenely younger than you. Like half your age.

Dr. Lisa Cuddy: Your reputation won't last if you don't do your job; the clinic is part of your job. I want you to do your job.
Dr. Gregory House: But as the philosopher Jagger once said "You can't always get what you want."


Jill: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm overtraining; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day,
[House looks tired]
Jill: but I can't seem to lose any weight.
Dr. Gregory House: Lift up your arms.
[she does so]
Dr. Gregory House: You have a parasite.
Jill: Like a tapeworm or something?
Dr. Gregory House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.
[she lies back, and still has her hands up]
Dr. Gregory House: You can put your arms down.
Jill: Can you do anything about it?
Dr. Gregory House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.
[he starts to ultrasound her abdomen]
Jill: Illegal?
Dr. Gregory House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...
Jill: Playdates?
Dr. Gregory House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.
[it's a baby]

[-Xu-]

My favourite quotes are from Wilson to House, the one in my sig.

Wilson: 'I get that you're not a big believer in the 'catching flies with honey' approach, but do you honestly think you'll collect a jarful by cleverly taunting them?'

and

Wilson: You know, some doctors have the messiah complex, they have to save the world, you have the rubix complex, you've got to solve the puzzle.

[Sevion]

Oh my god i love that show its so funny. And somehow they always come up with new diasesses or sicknesses.

I am amazed too how than can come up with all this stuff I have never even heard of. Like how mixing birth control with shots that get you preggo can be bad. There was an episode where This girl was on her 2nd husband, with a daughter from her other marrage. She was super mom, and then ended up in the hospital. She told the Dr's that she was trying to get preggo, and did not know what was wrong with her. Turns out her HUSBAND wanted a baby, but she didn't. So instead of telling him she just used bc an the shots. They also found out she was popping ridalyne todo all the Super mommy junk. She actually believed that her husband would give up wanting a child an except her baby in a few years an she would live happily ever after. What a NOOB. So she never told her husband she was on the bc, and claims to want a child to him. Whatever. lol


Found a cute spoof on You Tube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_iCmluYaOyI

[Psiko]

ATTENTION:

The new season of House begins TOMORROW, one hour EARLIER than last season. Yes indeed, the show has a new time. I wouldn't want to see any of us miss out on it, much less due to tuning in too late. I'm excited, and I'm sure the first episode will generate some chat to revive this thread.

[Jae]

House M.D. is awesome ^^
I love the drama and the show itself. yeah the new season begins tomorrow for where I live too.

And i think its on tonight too, but i don't know what epsidoe they are going to put on. I can't wait!!!!!! lol. I didn't know about the show until a little while ago when my friend introduced me to it and I love it that's all I can say ^^.

[Psiko]

Assholes!

House wasn't on at all this week. It is NEXT week. If you were like me, you were anxiously waiting for 7:00 to roll around, only to be disappointed. Stupid Celebrity Duets. It is okay, I suppose, but HOUSE is so much better. Why not show 2 hours of House instead? Just drop the stupid new show...><

[Jin]

I'm with you psiko. I was quite dissapointed that House wasn't on tonight. I've been waiting for quite a while now and this is just getting mean. But anywho, it SHOULD be on next week, so here's to hoping?

I saw that too! there I was waiting an all that showed was Celebrity Duets. *sobs* I am on pins a needles literally....well maybe not literally. SO yes it come on Next Tuesday. Freakin' people. I agree! they should drop the new shows an just show House! That is all I really wanna see anyways >.< *cries* I saw more of the preview this time. House may kill an may just have super powers. House IS.....superman XD

[Psiko]

Yeah, the next episode looks WONDERFUL! I'm anxious to see what happens, if you all remember how the last season ended. Yeah, I can't wait. I love cliffhangers, but it is killing me now. I NEED to know.

Back to some random discussion:

Of the three, which is your favorite: Chase, Foreman, or Cameron?

Cameron is an all out little miss priss. I think House said it all. "You get so mad at People when they act like Human Being". No other words can be any truer for her character. She always tried to do what she thinks is right without much reguard for anyone else. Lets all thank God she was human enough to fogive Forman.

Forman is my favorite out of the bunch. when he got sick it was scary. I was on the edge of my seat praying not to kill off one of the only chracters I completely love. I know what he said to Cameron was wrong about being associates, but <3 he he he

Chase....he is ....chase? He is a well needed element, but he is a background character. Almost never center stage. I think it would be better if his character was more out there at times.

An who else wants to see Chase an drugged out Cameron get it on again...

[Jin]

How can you like Foreman? He's such an ass and not in a good way like House. Sometime he acts like a sterotypical greedy and mean doctor and other times he acts like a stereotypical angry black man. Cameron at least has some class, albeit of a naive nature. Chase is...well, as you said, Chase is Chase. House himself makes the show; end of story.

edit: Another problem with Foreman. His name is Eric Foreman. Sound familiar from anywhere?

That 70's show! What do I win! XD I guess I just like him.....for the reasons I said? Lol. He can be an ass sometimes, but at the begining of the show he was the only respectable Dr out of the group. Chase was the weak link, and stayed on for pure useage to the higher powers in the hospital. An he went along with it too. He seems to combat more an figuring things out like House, but he also has the good quality of proving House wrong at times. I guess it was just that CAmeron seems to want to make everything her personal buisness instead of just being a DR.

[chaosweapon]

Foreman sucks. By the way isn't this thread about House MD?

Yes....House Md as in the show....as in this is a thread about a TV "show"..as in this whole sub forum is about TV an movies.....not particualr characters, LMAO

I respect your opinion...however..Forman is a fiction character..therfore he can't suck anything XD