Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!]

[ToroMor]

Welcome children of the night.

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

If any of the above applies to you then you arrived at the right place.
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THE BROTHERHOOD OF DOOM
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That's where the bastards meet.

The rules:
The standard rules are obeyed. Religious discussions (serious ones) are absolutely not wanted. We don't want to get too serious at all. Members must be permitted, no sissies allowed Keep spam moderate (that means something like "not too many letters or numbers without substance"). Coarse or explicit language are ok here.
Kids stay out!

If you are unsure whether this is your kind of stuff, you may want to check the
Quiz of DOOM
If you are still unsure, look at the "slain weaklings", maybe you're a candidate for that category MUAHAHAAA!

The ranks:
- Guests: Visitors, allowed to post here.
- Fallen Warriors: Once honorable members, the Fallen resigned at their own will. They are still welcome to post.
- Dark Servants: The dark noobs. They are encouraged to ask a higher rankinf member to guide them.
- Pleasure Slaves: The female version of Servants.
- Dark Apprentices: Allowed to post here as well as in every BoD thread. Not worthy apprentices will be kicked.
- Dark Enchantresses: the female version of Dark Apprentices.
- Dark Paladins: fully-fledged members. Potential Masters. The ferocious force of darkness. A majority of them may cast a veto to decisions.
- Dark Sirens: the female version of Dark Paladins.
- Dark Masters: the Masters have left behind the last bit of scholarship and build the core of the BoD. High Lord candidates.
- Valkyries: the female version of Dark Masters.
- High Lords Of Doom: the heart and black soul of the BoD. Each one having a veto right to club decisions, they possess fearful power.
- Goddesses Of Doom: the female version of the High Lords
- Princes: the highest achievable rank and power. There can be four princes at the most.
- Rulers Of Darkness: the gods and creators. Better not mess with them.

SLAIN WEAKLINGS:
Cloud748, Schwarzenegger, Blackrose, Livana, BloodyAngel, Aquinas, Doomsayer, Tim Hunter, cloud13, PsshLikeWhoa/xThePinkElephantx/New_****, CursedKnight, MichelleJoanna, sam_ffx1001, Aesthria, Sevion, Raine Ikazuchi/Victoria, zidane.tribal/Kiser, 666Rage999, cousin eddie, seeker of chaos, DC Sparky, Dawezy, Griffith, masamune, Euclissence, D_SINNER, dark ultima, Simoun, Kamdrik, Hecate, Rydia_Lover, Jintatsu, yunie666, Tare, the Black

VALUED GUESTS:
LocoColt04 - That Ambassador Guy
Strong Bad - Dark Chocolate
maxpower

Fallen Warriors:
Cloud Strife X - Necrobutcher the Pagan
Angel Of Death - Sadist of the noblest blood

Dark Servants:
Lucifer - Nin; prince of excess; Angel of the Abyss
Beast - The Beast; Sadistic Dismemberer Of The Holy
Kick_the_Newb

Pleasure Slaves:
- all slain -

The DARK APPRENTICES:
- all slain -

The DARK ENCHANTRESSES:
Chez Daja
Rinoa.Heartilly - Scura; your Supreme Dominatrix and Torturess
Mariko - Nemesis

The DARK PALADINS:
- none -

The DARK SIRENS:
Anthiena

The DARK MASTERS:
darkViVi - Bloodaxe
Lord_GrimSword/Wintermetal - Wintermetal: Impaler, The Carpathian Wolf
Mr E Man - Testament, Fallen Lord of the Savage Nation

The HIGH LORDS OF DOOM:
Cantido~Sama - Halo God of Dark Flames
Zeratul - Surtur; Pope Lucifer I; Defiler of the nuns
Sir Kenneth - Gaap; Psychedelic Warlord

The PRINCES:
Leviathan - Dread Lord of the Black Depths; Prince of the West. -Immortal-
ultima_trev - Lord Splattergore; Devourer of Jap Schoolgirls; Prince of the South. -Immortal-
BelleOfTheNight - Purgatory Raven; Prince of the East -Immortal-
Samurai Kenji I - Akira the Giroan Berserker; Seducer of Asian Women; Prince of the North -Immortal-

The RULERS OF DARKNESS:
- Beelzebub/Banned Testicle
Lord of the flies, evil descendant of the great demon whose name is so unholy that by uttering its first three letters all that hear it would tear their own ear drums out
Aka one of the dark lords of booze
- Lolosky,
Dissaor, Ambassador of the unholy,
Lord and first of the vampires who created all that you'll consider unholy not for love but for order
aka Agent Lolosky, aka one of the dark lords of booze
- ToroMor (Club leader)
The Christ of Darkness, bringer of damnation and doom
Aka one of the dark lords of booze

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A small history of the main club events
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[Gorath Sodom]

I see we're officially rated NC-17 now... NICE, especially seeing how this is a G rated forum. It could definately make one (or perhaps a group of people) feel proud, though closer to egomaniacal. I guess we are indebted the El Loco once again. Anyhow, we shall triumph over any future adversaries to come. Our inhuman drive for power, lust, intoxication, and glory will mean our decisive victory in any battle.

They say those who sin are destined to falter, but I say this unto the saints: even your idealologies are subjective. What you refer to as sin, I refer to as an artform. And heed my warning newbs: YOU DO NOT KNOW THE POWER OF THE DARK SIDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dragoon Joe]

hails! im 17in 20 days so i shud be allowed in right?

hails!

What do you do to get in?

[Faustus]

Ahh finally a warning label for the blasphemy taking place withing these unhallowed walls. Now I hope that the damn kids will get the point and KEEP OUT DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!

*A Dark figure walks into the new rebuilt tower of Doom. He slays 10 Nuns cruelly to coat the altars of doom in innocent blood* It is done the Maidens slain and the Third Age of Doom is upon us. Let them try to assault this new Fortress of Doom. Truly Against the Power of Mordor there can be no victory.

Originally Posted by Camas28

What do you do to get in?

Answer the following questions:
Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

Secondly I must warn you that the Brotherhood of Doom is not for everyone and unless your interested in the most vile of blasphemy,rape, and carnage, you had best bugger off

[Gorath Sodom]

What do you do to get in?

Answer us these questions eight and in great detail:

Originally Posted by ToroMor

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

However, you may not be let in right away for we need to be more careful. So post around the forum and stuff and when we feel you're ready, we'll let you know.

[Dragoon Joe]

may darkness in TFF begin again!

[Gorath Sodom]

May the day come when Christ is no more. His lies, his deceit, his propaganda, I wish for it all to go away. I pray for the day when the Judes and Christians are either converted to Paganism or executed mercilessly. Ave Satanas!

Sieg hail!

[Leviathan]

So it begins, the third age of DOOM.

The lowest time for God's children, for the legions of the underworld have come to dechristianize the weak and lay waste the non believers for this truly is the age of Fire!

Hail warriors of the Brotherhood, it is with great delight that i post in the third era of our almighty Brotherhood, although i see it is almost back to its old ways again, with all the new people asking "what do i have to do to join" none of them seem intelligent enough to read the first post in its entirety....pitiful.

Today has been an eventful day for myself, me and the rest of my band Lordaeron travelled to the distant realms of Belper to take some band photos. I awoke this morning to extreme sunshine and no wind, as soon as i got in the the raging pedestrian grinder and made my way to Belper the skies opened and brought forth torrential rain and ferocious winds.

I was going to show you guys some of the photos that were taken, but my photobucket account has the word cunt in the name for example:

photobucket.com/albums/d30/Lordaeron****s/Promo%20April%208th/promo6.jpg

and the cunt appears as **** so it doesn't work.

Anyway, i am rambling and i have to get ready and go and drink a lot and headbang a lot!

Ave Satanas!


Leviathan
Beast of Revelation
Dread Lord of the Black Depths
Prince of the West

[Dragoon Joe]

the darkness has begun agen.... mwahahahahahahahahahahaha
HAILS TO THE DARK LORD!

[Chez Daja]

Tis good to see all my old BoD friends still going strong at what you love.

Mwaha. Anyway. I was just browsing the forums, and came across my old evil rant-place. Nice to see you're all doing well. Just thought I'd stop in here, with a whiskey and wonder about evil times once passed with you guys.

Anyway. Liking the new thread so far.




P.S; Not re-joining you guys, just checking in to see what my old bro's have been up to, eh?

[ToroMor]

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Tis good to see all my old BoD friends still going strong at what you love.

Mwaha. Anyway. I was just browsing the forums, and came across my old evil rant-place. Nice to see you're all doing well. Just thought I'd stop in here, with a whiskey and wonder about evil times once passed with you guys.

Anyway. Liking the new thread so far.




P.S; Not re-joining you guys, just checking in to see what my old bro's have been up to, eh?

*grabs the whiskey and chugs it*
*belches*
*slaps Chez on her formidable butt*
*looks at audience*

Oops oh eh time for an announcment.

All you dark bastards of the night, I hail you and bid you a sinister welcome to EPOCH III, a new and even more bloody area of the infernal Brotherhood of Doom!

*waits for cheers*

[Mr E Man]

you know i go do a job out of state and some wierd crap happens to Bod What the fcuk. damn mods i am assuming. Arrggh it is irritating. by the way i write this while i am tipsy, i feel great. woooweee vacation.

By the way... what is the favorite sexual position of the BOD members.?

for me it is the crab position.. The womans knees under the arpit and her on the bottom. and hammerin away. did someone say super penetration?

[ToroMor]

HAHHAHAHAAA it looks like all veterans make their attendance now that a new era of damnation is started. Aaaahh I can scent much blood and destruction in the oncoming age of doom.

I really thought about and tried to figure out which is my preferred f*ck position. Perhaps I have to say missionary (is it called that?), doggy style or rodeo. The fancy stuff is more accessory parts for my taste. Basic positions normally do the job better for me.