Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!]

[Yuki-onna]

Originally Posted by Toki Wartooth

Nothing like the screams of a Japanese schoolgirl being jackhammered, either.

YIPPIE KAY YAY, MUTHA ****A!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think marriage is of order.

Tuesday, July 26, 2050.

Awww, ****ing great. I have to put up with you assholes for some 40 more ****ing years. ****ing classic.

Hum. So I've been up to shit lately. Really bad, sordid, heavy shit. Shit that requires things like community service and strict anger management courses, or jailtime.

SOOOOoooooOOOOOoooo...my activity will be pitifully low. I won't even say what I did because...well, my stories weren't made to be believed. But it did involve fire. And...oh, nevermind.
Basically I could choose between working for the "government" or whatever or spending two years in one of those girly pententianary thingys.

EDIT: Aaaaand I just threw a complete teaset over my keyboard. Jesus, the fun never ends.

Oh, I dreamed about Satan last night. It was awesome.

Well, that's all I've been up to. And I got fired. And I broke a nail. And I've been absorbing large quantities of alcohol. I <3 you guuuuuuuyyysssss ^_^

[darkViVi]

HOLY ****ING ****!!!!! BRETHREN!!!!!!!

I just had an offer, I had lots of offers in my life but none like this one. Damn My heart is pounding like crazy.
************!!!!!!

So like today, or 5 minutes ago I sat in this dudes Mercedes (awesome car with a bloody 6 speed manual transmission.) Anyway he gave me this offer and I god damn hope I can make it happen because if I do I might end up with a car like that myself

I think maybe I have said enough on an open forum but DAMN!

Like I knew nothing about that stuff, we where just driving in that car and suddenly he floored it and the speedometer went crazy. Like from 80KMH to over 140 in less time than anybody can say ****! And we started talking about that offer and damn, I could hardly speak.

[Chez Daja]

...

>=[

Leviathan, darkViVi AND LOD were all here?! AND I MISSED THEM?!

DANGIT!

I guess this is what I get for sleeping in til 4pm. Heh.

LOLZ. Blame the domestic violence keeping one awake. I know I do! *squealz*

BE MORE ACTIVE!! >=[ </screaming at LOD and Lev.>

[ToroMor]

You got 1,666,666,666 Seconds left to live...
I'm sure the first digit is wrong. They didn't ask about alcohol and kamikaze bodybuilding. Not to mention work, women and driving drunk. The test not even asked me about drugs, weapons and bar brawls.


EDIT: Hell, honoring Blackbeard with a special BoD everyone-gets-piss-drunk day is a splendid idea!!

[Nin`]

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

I can't drink, due to health problems

No problemo, pretty sure I could get you inebriated on something else

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

...and I don't really live near the sea...

Well Brighton is only a 40 minute drive away (from what I can recall)...You ever been there?

Originally Posted by Chez Daja

I guess we could...raid Woolworths?

Hahahahaha. Funniest thing I've heard all day. Well it's been about 5 years since I last stepped into a Woolworths, but sure, lol.

BTW Chez, I like your pussy.


What? I was refering to the Kitten!
Dirty minds y'all got.

On a completly different note, here is something I wrote which was inspired by Goraths subject a few pages back, so I share any credit here with him. It's only a rough copy, so bear with me :-)

Lucifer
(Maintaining sly innocence)

An ode to the Brotherhood

Where heaven hath fallen and God now dead,
Fragile minds turn dismayed, their shackles broken, their hearts mislead

For God, being smote and buried by the fist of reality, his worshipers despair;
Fleeing in terror and seeking illusions of morality, their minds forsake repair;
To and fro in dark faith they stumble, in search for belief, their crutch;
Running in darkness and no where to go, minds crumble, their grief realities touch.

Somebody should tell them, they can walk tall and unaided
the time for crutches is past, and the need for gods has faded
they can act and think freely, forbearing the need to prey,
run forth and choose with liberty without gull, the creed to obey.

Ancient man and modern, the one thing they all do
They seek out gods to follow, and teach themselves to rue
All that is productive, everything that's good,
Sacrificing hope and life, because gods said they should;
The gods are dead, avast aching hearts! Men can breathe, become thinking, caring people;
tear the Torah from the filthy sanctum and the crucifix from the steeple.

Beliefs are memes that tyrannize, and take comfort where they lie;
But we are of evolution rather than the apple of some creator's eye.
Bring your crutches, destroy them and burn them, for it really is not sweet,
when a man should depend on a torrent of priests, when he can walk on his own two feet.

We Infernalists are begun;
Displeasure's own,
We'll etch a young, tender buttercup,
where in virtue lays a heavenly direction;

Come brothers, for we are the kin of infernality.

[Shiendar]

Very clever, Nin. I like that little poem... and Vinter, I have almost finished typing up all that I can find and remember and then some on that Crystal-quasi-BOD-esque RPG I was talking about. I shall make a zip of them for you. I am working on typing up the magic system and a Beastiary. The latter will take me a bit longer than the latter.


EDIT: There seems to be a small outbreak in crime amongst the BOD members.... and Mariko-chan, do tell, do tell~!

[Kaiser Dragoon]

Originally Posted by ToroMor

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

Question 1: Not recently, but I'll get back to you if I feel like that again
Question 2: I am all for headbanging to some kickass metal anyday
Question 3: Yeah, as I don't believe in anything after death, not saying I'm atheist, its quite complicated, don't feel like getting into that
Question 4: Of course, who else are you supposed to cheer for, the good guys aka pussies?
Question 5: Of course, who isn't, haha
Question 6: I like when stuff burns, bwahaha, lamenting women isn't really my style, but whatever, I am willing to go with whatever works yah know
Question 7: That is up to you
Question 8: Of course, I think so

and my BoD quiz Scores:
BoD Rating: 70 %
Your Profile
Nordic Warrior: 47 %
Sex Maniac: 17 %
Dark Bastard: 47 %
Ass Fetishist: 2 %
*****: &nbsp %
Overall Rating:
How much are you a
metal, sex driven, sodomizing, ***** loving,
bastardly nordic BoD one-man juggernaut from hell??
Overall: 57 %

My application, I already PMed this to ToroMor beforehand, and he said to post it here, so, here it is >

[Shiendar]

You sound clever but not long winded. Good for you. I like. Now to see what the Princes and my superiors think....

[Angantyr]

Hail Lord Leviathan, it is an honour to see you join us back at least for now until thine bastards reconnect ye. I Raise thy drinking horn to thee and chug it back so thy drunken absurdities may cause great chaos and destruction.

It seems we have a Mercenary willing to join our ranks, whilst I can't make a firm decision from thine tongue I shalt go with what thy Brotherhoods decision. Though I shall say this; ye only scored 57% and though some of the questions are not necessary an accurate way of ditermining a 57% is barely half a metal, sex driven, sodomizing, ***** loving, bastardly nordic BoD one-man juggernaut from hell. So for now, my decision depends on what the others shalt chose.

Emperor Bloodaxe, my dad had a Lexus which cost $120,000NZ brand new but he got it for $20,000. It was such a nice car, unfortunately my dads girlfriend will probably be keeping it. If I chose to have kids I shalt make sure I have a will so everybody gets a fair deal unlike what my dad left us with.

Oh and thank thee Athiena, is this for my game or the BoD game? If its for the BoD game then Sir Bloodaxe is in charge of the battle system so you may want to send it to him as well. If it is my other game then send it away on MSN, I look forward either way.

[Mr E Man]

Originally Posted by Nandaba Naota

This is how I see it:

1) The creator is not perfect, and created a flawed world due to it being imperfect

2) The creator is sadistic or negligent, either seeing us as some guinea pigs for observation or perhaps for its unethical pleasure

But nothing is certain. There's only one way to find out the truth, and that is to die. It's doubtful we'll uncover the secrets of ethereality in this plane of existence.

I vote Cadaverous as a new Religious leader, who hence fourth sdshall preach to the BOD.
OYrt maybe iuts the booze talkin

[darkViVi]

Originally Posted by ToroMor

You got 1,666,666,666 Seconds left to live...
I'm sure the first digit is wrong. They didn't ask about alcohol and kamikaze bodybuilding. Not to mention work, women and driving drunk. The test not even asked me about drugs, weapons and bar brawls.


EDIT: Hell, honoring Blackbeard with a special BoD everyone-gets-piss-drunk day is a splendid idea!!

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

(As for text I made bold)
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!

I see your point Dark Christ, the **** who made it wanted it to be an easy one, so yeah.. That's exactly what it was.
But, did you get 1,666,666,666 secondes left to live? Damn that first number must be a mistake

Nemesis: Damn, hell happened?

TheDarkDragoon: Hmm, it's not really my call but I'm not sure. Your answers are a bit short, the purpose of the questions is to let us get to know you (a little).
Please atleast list up a few bands you frequently listen too.


Bloodaxe will soon get ready for a stinking management course... But for what?
WE ARE ALL DOOMED

[Kaiser Dragoon]

I was hoping to avoid posting here until I got the official OK, but looks like I had a few questions directed my way (more like one, and a few statements)

Originally Posted by darkViVi

TheDarkDragoon: Hmm, it's not really my call but I'm not sure. Your answers are a bit short, the purpose of the questions is to let us get to know you (a little).
Please atleast list up a few bands you frequently listen too.

Well, to be perfectly frank, the questions weren't that open ended, so, *shrugs* and as for bands I usually listen to, it depends on where I am, I listen to whatever my friends are listening to, which can go anywhere from Megadeath to Disturbed, to Slipknot, all depending, as for my computer, its a mixed mess of crap I have collected over the years. Old skool Korn, loads of released and unreleased Disturbed, one Slipknot CD, the list goes on, I myself don't usually listen to the more heavy metal bands unless I am around my friends which may count against me, I dunno. If anyone else has questions, I will be more than willing to answer them.

Originally Posted by Wintermetal

It seems we have a Mercenary willing to join our ranks, whilst I can't make a firm decision from thine tongue I shalt go with what thy Brotherhoods decision. Though I shall say this; ye only scored 57% and though some of the questions are not necessary an accurate way of ditermining a 57% is barely half a metal, sex driven, sodomizing, ***** loving, bastardly nordic BoD one-man juggernaut from hell. So for now, my decision depends on what the others shalt chose.

I really don't know why I scored that low, haha, I recieved a 70 pct in the BoD ranking if that means anything, bwahaha, maybe I should go off and slaughter some village to up my evil ranking.

Originally Posted by Anthiena

You sound clever but not long winded. Good for you. I like. Now to see what the Princes and my superiors think....

yeah, that was kinda the point, as I was shitfaced when I originally wrote that, last night, aka the drunken night before Turkey Day

I will avoid clogging up the thread anymore unless I am asked more questions, I shall take my leave *disappears into some dark ally*

[Angantyr]

I am drinking right now, tis a shame about the timezone thing but I will hopefully have enough beers tomorrow night.

Well, most of the stuff we listen to is beyond Slipknot and KoRn but its a start I guess. But not a huge deal, 1 of our princes listens to Techno so yeah, I suppose just as long as you have a darkside which the others admire and don't act like a total newb then you should get in.

*Chugs Heineken and belches*