Brotherhood of Doom [17+ ONLY!] - Page 2

darkViVi · 04-08-2006, 06:12 PM

*Cheers*

*Puts down ale and stands up*
ALL HAIL THE NEW AGE OF DARKENESS
*Sits down and drinks again*

*Grabs a slut to celebrate further*

Leviathan · 04-08-2006, 07:03 PM

^ do not spam dark vivi, at least join in the conversations my friend.

Well i have had an eventful night, i went to the club called First Floor here in my native Derby, England.

and my my what a night. Usually they play metal and the like, nothing terribly good just mainstream stuff and the occasional decent song. Tonight was quite different, they played the usual crap, but we request some Nile like we do everytime we go, but it never gets played....BUT tonight was once again different....

The DJ Fraz said he'll play Nile followed by some Decapitated if my mate James West gave him a cigarette...which he did, so after some Black Sabbath Fraz put on Nile ~ "Lashed to the Slave Stick" *que torrential headbanging and hair holocausts*.....after Nile Fraz played Decapitated ~ "Spheres of Madness" which was also windmill invoking. Fraz dedicated both songs to "all the Derby metalheads" \m/

After the two songs Fraz returned the music to the usual rubbish, Trivium i believe. After the headbanging, windmilling and air guitar we returned to the bar to fill up on the precious Irish nectar of Guinness. Where we were harassed by most of the members of a band called Dreadnaught, they are a terrible sort of Machine Head style band, and they absolutely love our band Lordaeron, because let's face it we are the greatest band in the entire fucking world

They were saying crap like "you guys are so heavy/i wish i could play drums like you/you're vocalist is amazing/i'm starting a death metal band like yours, you've inspired me". Although we were quite flattered after about 15 minutes of this we did get quite bored.

Then a while later my guitarist Nathan and my attention were turned to the toilets where the drummer from Dreadnaught was being sick, he was completely sick all over himself and had his head in the toilet which was already covered in piss and other people's sick and Satan knows what else.

Anyway after the initial piss taking and 15 minutes of pointing and laughing at him we got the idea to cover him in water. So we completely drenched him in pints of water. Then rather randomly the chap got up and started harassing some guy and was shouting at him telling him he is not metal, a drunken shitty ginger drummer covered in water and piss an sick shouting at this little guy was hilarious to all of us, so more laughing ensued.

The chap then returned to being sick and i was filming him with my camera phone whilst everyone else was laughing at him.

Also the ladies were of exceptional beauty tonight, twas a lady there that i have not seen in ages, she actually grabbed my ass at one point whilst i was requesting more metal from the DJ

....next week when i return to this establishment i shall make her mine...her AND her hot friend as well \m/

THEN outside there was this fucking geeky looking guy [looked like a train spotter] who was shouting at the bouncers, i then noticed that it was the same guy that someone earlier in the night was going to beat the shit out of because the train spotter guy came on to him!

Upon listening to the argument more we discovered that he has been groping girls all night long and some of the girls are willing to press charges on him. If that wasn't enough i also discovered that my guitarist's girlfriend had also been groped by the train spotter. The fucktard train spotter was shouting at the bouncers, if i was one of the bouncers the guy would've been instantly destroyed.

Anyway this argument went on for ages, the guy demanded to see the doorman/bouncer's ID and badge numbers, the bouncers just laughed at him and told him to clear off, the guy was recording all of it for some strange reason. Then more people got involved and it ended up about 15 people including myself all shouting at the fisher price voice recorder sporting, train spotting, brown clothes wearing, sexually harassing retard.

He then for some strange reason started shouting at my guitarist's girlfriend when she mentioned he groped her also, then my guitarist was staring at him so the retard told him to **** off, my guitarist went to annihilate him but the bouncers stopped him. It would've made the night even more if the guy got some beatings from my guitarist....but alas it never happened....gutted.

But on the way home we listened to Hate Eternal's "King of all Kings" and "Beyond Redemption" and "Powers That Be"...

Truly ending the night in style. All in all a fantastic night of abuse, metal, violence, idiots being sick, Guinness, hot ladies, metal, metal, an almost fight, metal, headbanging, drinking, metal, windmilling, NILE, metal, HATE ETERNAL, hot hot ladies, metal, DECAPITATED, piss taking, people saying my band is amazing, metal, people saying i am the best drummer ever, metal and mega hot ladies. \m/ \m/

By the way my favourite sexual positions are:

Cow girl, reverse cow girl and doggie style.

Leviathan
Beast of Revelation
Prince of the West

Faustus · 04-08-2006, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Chez Daja

Tis good to see all my old BoD friends still going strong at what you love.

Mwaha. Anyway. I was just browsing the forums, and came across my old evil rant-place. Nice to see you're all doing well. Just thought I'd stop in here, with a whiskey and wonder about evil times once passed with you guys.

Anyway. Liking the new thread so far.

P.S; Not re-joining you guys, just checking in to see what my old bro's have been up to, eh?

*Downs some booze* Nice to see you in the halls of doom again sis. And Yes Chez the thread already kicks ass..but WE HAVEN"T EVEN GOTTEN STARTED YET!!! The rivers will run red..with a tinge of white.

As for positions I like doggy style but anything that gives easy access to the ass is awsome.

Euclissence · 04-08-2006, 09:11 PM

I have no favorite. Gimme sex and I'm happy. xD

Strong Bad · 04-08-2006, 10:18 PM

Whore!

I kid. Ah yes, a new thread. And as ToroMor stated... all the veterans are returning. Including myself! I just couldn't keep up with the last one.. but a fresh start sounds nice. Yarrr!!

Can I be the official BoD Pirate? Yes? Good.

Remember our 'raid' against SO? They didn't ban my account... and I post there sometimes... my BoD banner still flies high with pride!!

YARRR!!!! RUM AND GOLD!!

Angantyr · 04-09-2006, 12:03 AM

*Wintermetal returns form the snowcovered forest with two silver and winter wolves following behind him carrying a half asleep whore on my back whilst holding a beer. I continue to walk up the large stairs of the new Castle, I watch the Orcs stand guard and Salute them, I let a load roar "I Have seen the new Castle has been constructed, In honor of my brethren I bring a Whore I caught from the Mt Gazaget caves, perhaps you can try some positions on her". I chuck the whore in the corner and walk along the Path saluting to all the other members, eventually I get to the main throne with ToroMor, and the four Princes by his side. "I wish to thank you for this new Lair, in honor of this occasion I bring gifts" I grab the sack off my back and hand it to ToroMor "I hope these games and CDs have will do you well". I walk over to the Frozen chamber and grab a box of Heiniken, Let us celebrate!*

ToroMor · 04-09-2006, 03:12 AM

*grabs gifts, his gaze blazing with greed* MINE MUAHAHAHAAAAA!!! I hope there is some really nasty stuff in there.

Oh well the new fortress looks quite good, more room for elite troops and a brandnew torture dungeon. Maybe it will not be able to rival the main dungeon but better than nothing hehehe *directs an ambiguous look at Euclissence*

Leviathan, that is quite the story. I absolutely love such stories. And I have an endless repertoire myself hahahaha. I would probably have urinated on the dumbass hahahaha

Again, welcome everyone! Good to see the official matey too harhar. *Belches*

darkViVi · 04-09-2006, 09:46 AM

Bloodaxe wakes up under a table.
His head feels like it's about to explode and his eyes are red as the blood on the battlefield. He takes a look around and finds several of his dark companions laying around at the floor.
He asks if anybody are awake, no reply from anyone just loud snoring coming from everywhere.
He sees a bottle of scotch laying next to him and picks it up but that fucking thing is empty so he throws it at a slut laying naked and dead on the floor.

The warrior closes his eyes and tries to remember what happened in here last night but he can't, his memory is completely blank and he puts his hand in his pocket and pulls up a cig, he lights it and crawls out from under the table and sees on his unsteady feet a naked corpse hanging out the window,his brethrens laying around on every place imaginable. Broken chairs and tables are scattered between the snoring unholy men.

He walks towards a barrel of ale and turns it around but his eyes sees that to his unfortune the barrel is broken and the ale is floating across the floor.
Bloodaxe then walks across to the table where he slept and searches it for alcohol and finds a bottle of wine laying next to Gorath whom is still sleeping, he picks it up and drinks before he climbs upon the table and closes his eyes yet again to sleep.

Gorath Sodom · 04-09-2006, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Dark Chocolate

Remember our 'raid' against SO? They didn't ban my account... and I post there sometimes... my BoD banner still flies high with pride!!

Muahahahahahahahaha, that oughtta show them!

Leviathan, that was truly an epic tale of glory, battle, and drink!

As for favorite position, I'm with going to agree with Surtur, anything that gives easy access to the anus.

Sir Kenneth · 04-09-2006, 10:24 AM

Really nice with the 17+ addition. I think that this will make things a bit easier for BOD members and moderators alike.

Faustus · 04-09-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Strong Bad

Can I be the official BoD Pirate? Yes? Good.

I say Sure. Now for your first act as official BoD pirate: Steal some money from and buy everyone something to drinki. After all plundering is a pirate's job is it not?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Strong Bad

Remember our 'raid' against SO? They didn't ban my account... and I post there sometimes... my BoD banner still flies high with pride!!

YARRR!!!! RUM AND GOLD!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA **** YES!!!!! They banned every last one of mine, I think the "die die die die die die" thing really wore on their nerves after the 100th time.

**LocoColt04** · 04-09-2006, 04:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Sir Kenneth

Really nice with the 17+ addition. I think that this will make things a bit easier for BOD members and moderators alike.

That's why I mentioned it. After all, I figured it could only help. And then, you should have a bit more freedom to carry out your gruesome posts and such. Sure, there's still a limit to the kinds of things you can write here (obviously you couldn't have some detailed smut scenes or anything like that), but your regular activities should be a little less haunted now.

Of course, a label won't stop people from under seventeen looking, but if a nine year old becomes traumatized and his parents look to sue, now you can't say there wasn't a warning label.

Yours,
That Ambassador Guy