Delete a character. Make a story. *spoilers within*

[Rinoa.Heartilly]

Its a creative thread that I saw somewhere else so here is the basic idea:

You choose a scene in Final Fantasy X. You act as though 1 character was in a different location, never existed, or has died. Then you rewrite the scene accordingly. I will give you an example:
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Describe the scene: Right after Sin attacks in the opening. He is on the ground when you meet Auron.

Remove a character: Auron, he exists but is not there at the current moment.

Rewrite the story:

Tidus is on the ground. He gets up and starts running. Tidus runs away from the stadium. He is stopped by the fayth who freezes time with it.

Fayth: It begins.

Tidus: What are you talking about?

Fayth: Don't cry.

Tidus: WAIT!!!

Time resumes. Zanarkand is falling apart behind Tidus. Tidus continues to run away from Sin. He gets to a point when he is unable to run any further. Sin closes in on him, gravitating water above its head in a sphere shape. Sin then sucks Zanarkand into itself and makes enter a dream-like state.
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That example was one of the major plot points. Its not necessary to do a plot point, but the more the story or the plot affects that character, the more creative you'll have to be when rewriting it. You can do the less important scenes. You also can just do the script alterations if you like.

This is more like a creative writing exercise, one that gets the brain working. It takes patience, thinking, and most definitly at least one play through the game. I'll do one:

Describe scene: When Tidus first gets to Besaid and meets Wakka.

Remove a character: Wakka, he is currently at his house and not practicing

Write the scene:
Tidus washes up on the beach.

Jassu: Yo man what the hell is that?

Botta: I don't know.

Datto: Maybe we should throw a blitzball at it.

*Botta and Jassu nod*

Datto throws the blitzball at Tidus. Tidus wakes up.

Keepa: Yo man thats a guy.

Tidus: Huh?

Letty: Hey man. You ok?

Tidus: Blitzball!!!

Tidus kicks ball far away. It hits Wakka's hut and make a hole in the roof.

Letty: Hey...show us that shot again.

Meanwhile at Wakka's hut.

Wakka: I know that wasn't one of the Aurochs. I better check that they aren't being stupid.

Wakka runs to the beach.

Tidus shoots ball again. Wakka witnesses it.

Aurochs(see Wakka coming): Cap'n.

Wakka: Whooo!!! Do that again for me.

Tidus: I (a ball hits Wakka's house) ran out of (Another ball hits Wakkas house) blitzballs. Heh ;^_^.
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Now you try.

[Lestat]

I assume we can make these funny too. So here goes.

Describe the scene: Chamber of the Fayth in Besaid Temple, just before Yuna emerges.

Remove a character: Kimarhi; he went back to the temple to reassure people (Tidus was in the Besaid Spere room and he slipped past unnoticed)

Tidus: "Is the summoner alright?"

Lulu looks at him

Lulu: "Who are you?"

The door to the Fayth opens and Yuna steps forward shakily. At the top of the stairs her legs buckle, she falls flat on her face and bounces rather painfully dow the stairs before anyone can rush forward.

[KingSephiroth]

REAL simple, and possibly funny. I was reading this thread and thinking of funny conclusions, then thought of this and laughed hard, I had to share:

Scene: Monster attacks Tidus and Rikku

Character removed: Rikku (exists but not there, probably at my sex palace =D)

Tidus fights with the monster and barely wins by pulling an overdrive out of nowhere (Like how Cloud does to Seph)
Tidus is worn down, but still ok. The Al Bhed are there, and with no Rikku to hold them back from doing what they want, they gangrape Tidus and then kill him and drop his body in the ocean after having taken every possesion he had to sell on the black market.

(I found this incredibly funny, don't know if you guys will)

[Sharzademar]

The killing tidus part was hilarious. Ok!

Scene: In kilika, first arrival. You may have saved a girl from falling into the water. Let's say this girl was replaced with a pheonix down.

Tidus: *walks down the planks* Hey look a pheonix down!

Yuna: TIDUS, don't!

Tidus: don't worry! *He falls and is carried off by a very strong current. Arrives at Baaj Temple.* Hmmm, this place looks fami............

*Tidus never finished his sentence as geo whatever the crap his name is bites his upper torso off and blood spews from his spazming corpse.*

[Wizardcat]

Scene: After the wedding, when Yuna throws herself off

Character Removed: Valefor

Yuna: "I can fly."

*Yuna throws herself off the balcony*

*Yuna tries to summon Valefor but fails*

Yuna: Oh, crap.

*Yuna hits the ground with a *SPLAT**

[Rurouni_Kenshin]

All of these are hilarious, escpecially the ones from Wizardcat and King Sephiroth but here goes...

Character Removed: Wakka (i hate him! i hate him! I HATE HIM!)

Scene: On the Airship right after idiot Wakka says some stupid comment about Rikku's home being destroyed...

Rikku: Be quiet you big meanie!

Wakka: Why? Im gay and proud of it, yea man?

Auron: That's it, im being controlled by some random person recreating the stroyline so i have to cut off your balls.

Wakka: Wha?

Auron goes to cut them of but finds nothing but a velcro dildo attached to him.

Tidus: OMG! I knew you were gay! When we did that huddle at the blitzball tournement you grabbed my butt!

Rikku blows of his kneecaps with a gernade and they all push him of the ship where he falls and lands on that stupid robot with thrust kick and the robots foot goes up his rear and he dies happy...


I really hate Wakka, can't you tell? Lulu is MINE!

Originally Posted by Rinoa.Heartilly

Its a creative thread that I saw somewhere else so here is the basic idea:

You choose a scene in Final Fantasy X. You act as though 1 character was in a different location, never existed, or has died. Then you rewrite the scene accordingly. I will give you an example:
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Describe the scene: Right after Sin attacks in the opening. He is on the ground when you meet Auron.

Remove a character: Auron, he exists but is not there at the current moment.

Rewrite the story:

Tidus is on the ground. He gets up and starts running. Tidus runs away from the stadium. He is stopped by the fayth who freezes time with it.

Fayth: It begins.

Tidus: What are you talking about?

Fayth: Don't cry.

Tidus: WAIT!!!

Time resumes. Zanarkand is falling apart behind Tidus. Tidus continues to run away from Sin. He gets to a point when he is unable to run any further. Sin closes in on him, gravitating water above its head in a sphere shape. Sin then sucks Zanarkand into itself and makes enter a dream-like state.
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That example was one of the major plot points. Its not necessary to do a plot point, but the more the story or the plot affects that character, the more creative you'll have to be when rewriting it. You can do the less important scenes. You also can just do the script alterations if you like.

This is more like a creative writing exercise, one that gets the brain working. It takes patience, thinking, and most definitly at least one play through the game. I'll do one:

Describe scene: When Tidus first gets to Besaid and meets Wakka.

Remove a character: Wakka, he is currently at his house and not practicing

Write the scene:
Tidus washes up on the beach.

Jassu: Yo man what the hell is that?

Botta: I don't know.

Datto: Maybe we should throw a blitzball at it.

*Botta and Jassu nod*

Datto throws the blitzball at Tidus. Tidus wakes up.

Keepa: Yo man thats a guy.

Tidus: Huh?

Letty: Hey man. You ok?

Tidus: Blitzball!!!

Tidus kicks ball far away. It hits Wakka's hut and make a hole in the roof.

Letty: Hey...show us that shot again.

Meanwhile at Wakka's hut.

Wakka: I know that wasn't one of the Aurochs. I better check that they aren't being stupid.

Wakka runs to the beach.

Tidus shoots ball again. Wakka witnesses it.

Aurochs(see Wakka coming): Cap'n.

Wakka: Whooo!!! Do that again for me.

Tidus: I (a ball hits Wakka's house) ran out of (Another ball hits Wakkas house) blitzballs. Heh ;^_^.
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Now you try.

I dun find any stuff hilarious here. But only to found something atcually nice and real on this one. I could actually imagine it.

[Lunar Seymour]

scene: On the S.S Liki when sin attacks and Tidus is preventing Yuna from falling.
character missing:Kimarai

*Tidus lets go of Yuna's hand*

Yuna:Aaah!

No one is there to prevent her from falling overboard.
*Yuna falls in water*

*A lot of munching and then a burp*

*The sinspawn tosses her arm back on the deck*

Tidus:EWWW!