Wife('s) Wanted, Apply Within.

[Angantyr]

After living the Bachelors life for a while I decided it is time to settle down with a Wife or 2 (Or more for that matter) and perhaps have some children. So here I am giving myself to those whom wish to settle down with this sexy beast of a man.

If you are not any of the following then feel free to apply:

1) Really fat
2) Really Skinny (Curves are fine)
3) Ugly hair
4) I would prefer little or no freckles (even though I have them myself )

Eastern European girls are pretty hot, especially the Redheads with smooth creamy skin. Some Asian girls are cute but it isn't really my thing. Italians and Swedes are probably my favourite. A bit of meat is fine, more to hold onto just as long as they are not a big whore. For personality I hate self-rightous feminists but a somewhat independent girl is sexy, just as long as they still have feminine qualities like a housewife. Liking Metal is also a big plus.

Jobs will include:

• Brushing my long sexy hair
• Cooking Naked
• Making out with other wife (providing)
• Feeding darkViVi
• Grabbing me a beer
• Playing in the snow
• Playing naughty games

A weeding will be held at my mansion, details will be sorted out later. Other members of my family are free to apply for positions.

[Darkwolf]

mwahahahahahaha good luck with that, Winter I doubt you'll get one. but... for let's say....... 100$ I could hook you up with a user that fits that description lol

Idk I'll be your "dark and evil cousin"
that describes me perfectly

[Chez Daja]

The scary thing is, a lot of things he looks for a in his wife apply to myself.

I'm a curvy Eastern European, with dark hair and a nuturing nature who likes metal and is a housewife-ish type... sort of... This is scary and weird.

I'm not applying or anything, but I guess you could always... I dunno, steal one of my hairs and clone me without my knowing?

Anyway, I'm not being vain or anything.

I just liked the jokiness of this thread.

[Vicious]

Ahahaha, god I love you Winter, in a totally non-homosexual way, lol. I think I might just do something like this soon just for the hell of it. If you want I can be your best man or maybe become your TFF brother? I don't know XD.

Winter is your god, lol.

[E L L Y]

WTF Winter xD....
too bad I'm 6 yrs old younger than you xD

[Jin]

I would like to formally apply.

I'm neither really fat nor really skinny.
I have nicely lengthed hair and would love combing yours.
I'm of Eastern European descent.
I have no freckles.
I would love to give up my ambitions to serve you at home.
I love naughty games.
I like some metal.
I would happily share you with other applicants.

I think that I would make a wonderful wife for you. If it doesn't work out, I have no qualms with sleeping with someone of your mannliness on the first date, so there's no loss on your part regardless. I hope to love you in a very physical way soon. <3