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Old 08-19-2006, 05:09 PM Level: 27   HP: 59 / 665
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And Squall said "Selphie I like your free spirited attitude".

Yeah. This is exactly like the "What FFX characters would never say" except with Final Fantasy VIII characters. I'll start off with a few.
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Irvine: You know Squall; yesterday was a hard day for me.
Squall: Please tell me all about it in great detail. You know you can always talk to me.
Irvine: Squall I'm gay. Women are just so ugly in my eyes. *crys into Squalls shoulder*
Squall: Its ok. I'll be your crying shoulder
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Selphie: Come on kill him already. We are supposed to kill people in war.
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Squall: Ok everybody lets talk about our feelings.
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:16 PM Level: 6   HP: 2 / 137
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Irvine:EWW!!!! I hate you selphie!!!
Selphie:But i Love you irvine!!
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Old 08-19-2006, 05:18 PM Level: 22   HP: 72 / 527
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Zell: Free Hot Dogs? And I have priority for saving the world? Nah I'll pass.

Rinoa: Love me, Love my dog. Or it's no go loco!

Quistis: Let's all get stoned!!!! Whoo I wanna get off my face!!!

Squall: You're all just big cowardly custards!!!

Irvine: Hmmm... Can I use your Gunblade Squall? After all it's half gun...

Selphie: After all this time guys, I think we should settle down and have an intelligent conversation...
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:06 PM Level: 21   HP: 79 / 519
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Squall: Rhinoa you are the ugliest mother****ing bitch ive ever seen in my life.

Irvine: Guys... i have something important to tell you. Im getting a sex change. They are going to attach a penis to me so i can actually be a man like ive always wanted.

Selphie: I have sand in my vagina.

Quistis: I have shards of glass in my vagina

Ultamecia: I have oblivion in my vagina.

Adel: I have testosterone in my penis.

Selphie: Hey Irvine lets have hot steamy lesbian sex.

Yeah they wouldnt say this stuff i would bet my life on that.
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:10 PM Level: 42   HP: 868 / 1036
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(Rinoa gets kidnapped)
Rinoa: Squall! Help me!
Squall: Shut the f*ck up. How many times do I have to save you and be hero! For crying out loud, stand on your own two feet for once instead of whining like a b*tch!
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:14 PM Level: 43   HP: 642 / 1052
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Zell: *Singing to Squall* Did you ever know that you're my hero, and everything I would like to be? I can fly higher than an eagle, for you are the wind beneath my wings.

Squall: I'm totally emo.

Rinoa: I hate you Squall, I'm going to have a relationship with Irvine. He's such a better man than you'll ever be.

Irvine: Women? I've never liked women in my life.

Selphie: Flying is extremely BORING! Oh yeah, I can't stand riding on trains, only losers do that. As a matter of fact I think all of you are a bunch of @#%&#!

Quistis: Irvine, I love you. You are the most amazing man I have ever laid my eyes on.
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Old 08-19-2006, 07:48 PM Level: 4   HP: 0 / 80
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first:silence
second:go to hell
third:show me wauchyogutt!
squall=i hope find new gunblade powerful than lionheart
more hit and hp damage break to ultimate (1 hit kill)
selfie=i was kindda in hurry but what a nice guy in my way elite seed squall yeah...
rinoa=i cant reach sky i cant fly i must hang in this rope till squall come and save me damn i am borden now
quistis=you dance with who you dont know but you cant even stand with me and talk just if i be able to know you think about what and more talk to you
zell=damn seifer i always get to madness my combat skills no use when my mouth open for shout
irvine=one shot in hell humanity then boring life with no new live no one understand me never
laguna=i am hero in history i defeat darkness my story is true fantasy
cid=i am no longer owner of guarden then now what?
edea=i am sorceress i am ruler i am your future target
squall again=i cant burden this life i cant get all answers
i must fight my salary still coming with rank A=30000gil
who know really what i think a bo ut it
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:18 AM Level: 3   HP: 0 / 65
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Laguna: *goes to school* hay, that was fun! I want to learn more!
Ward: .....
Kiros: Ward said that he want's to go and kill Elley.
Laguna: Oh, ok then.
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Old 08-20-2006, 12:54 AM Level: 42   HP: 868 / 1036
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Selphie: Lets go for a walk around the garden.
Squall: Huh..alright.
(Starts walking, suddenly hears a loud bang)
Selphie:What was that?
Zell:That's it! I hate hotdogs.Everytime I go to the cafeteria,they are always sold out! From now on, I am officially becoming a fricking vegetarian!
Student: Hey Zell. The cafeteria just made a new batch of hotdogs.
Zell: OUTTA MY WAY! I want some!
SelphieSighs..) So much for being a vegetarian.
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:07 AM Level: 25   HP: 137 / 614
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Squall: Im so straight

Rinoa: Im gonna be horny with Angelo

Zell: I love you seifer....

Irvine: Im so bent.....
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Old 08-20-2006, 02:16 AM Level: 22   HP: 79 / 526
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Squall: Rinoa, let's have children.
Zell: Seifer, you are my best friend. I love you sooo much.
Raijin: You know what Seifer? I'm sick of helping you. Die biatch.
Fujin: You are always right, Raijin. *pats head*
Angelo: Meaw
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Old 08-21-2006, 05:47 AM Level: 11   HP: 8 / 250
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**Seifer to Zell**

"hey what's the matter chicken wuss? ya scared?"


**Zell**

"Actually, yes, a little. You see, everybody else has these big sword/gun thingies or nunchakas and stuff. And i'm expected to beat up an all powerful sorceress with what appears to be a pair of cycling gloves.... so, yeah scared shitless really....."
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Old 08-22-2006, 03:03 PM Level: 10   HP: 8 / 235
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Seifer: "Squall, before you beat the crap out of me, I would like to tell you that I have always looked up to you and respected you and regarded you as my younger and wiser and stronger brother. And I sincerely apologise for everything that I have done to you."

Rinoa: "I'm an independent woman! Outta my way, you losers!"
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