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Old 07-01-2006, 05:40 PM Level: 27   HP: 59 / 665
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Then Harry pulled out his wang...

Inspired by Chez's thread in the humor forum. Its basically a book and movie version of "Come Anima Feel My boner". Except in this one you take one book or movie quote and replace one of the words with "wang". Clever yes? Here's an example:

"One wang to rule them all"
-Lord of the Rings(book or movie), Gandof
^title of book or movie-------------^name of character

ok this should be hilarious.
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"Wheres your wang dude?"
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Inside the garden were many, beautiful, blossoming red wangs.

-Rebecca, Daphne Du Marier. (Book.)

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ROFL! Thats amazing!

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MMM MMM, that is a tasty wang.

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The first rule of wang club is, YOU DO NOT TALK about wang club!!!!

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Build me a wang worthy of Mordor
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"Look at this," said Harry, handing his wang to Hermione. "Oh, for heaven's sake," she said, scanning it quickly and passing it to Ron, who looked it through, increasingly incredulous. "He's mental!" He said furiously.
"That thing told it's mates to eat Harry and me! Told them to help themselves! And now Hagrid expects us to go down there and cry over it's horrible hairy body!"

(Also, when it says "he said furiously", change the word "said" to "mastuarbated"... hilarious. )


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Wayne Campbell: Yes, officer, is there a problem?
T-1000: Have you seen this wang?
Wayne's World.

Garth Algar: We fear wang.
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Pippin: It's talking, Merry. The wang is talking.
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Legolas: They run as if the very wangs of their masters were behind them.
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