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Old 05-22-2006, 02:07 AM Level: 3   HP: 0 / 65
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There are a few members out there, that I just want to fuck. I'm hoping they know who they are. If they don't by now, then I've been wasting my time.

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20/m/WI ur asl?
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20/m/WI ur asl?
14/f...i leke green day and simple plain...how big is your schlong?
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I am pretty sure this will be closed.

There are a few members out there, that I just want to fuck. I'm hoping they know who they are. If they don't by now, then I've been wasting my time.

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I'm sorry, Jet. I just don't swing that way. If I did though... well, I still probably wouldn't sleep with you. It's not me. It's you.
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Partner6: So you're really a 18 yr old girl right?
J-Dogg: Yeah, J for Julie.
Partner6: So whats with the "Dogg"
J-Dogg: Uh, It's cause I'm into the latina gangs and shit. You know, rollin with tha homies and shit.
Partner6: Oh, uh ok thats cool. So you ever seen a gun?
J-Dogg: Yeah like I got 6 guns.
Partner6: Thats cool, so you wanna see my gun?
J-Dogg: hehe, of course baby.
Partner6: I pull off my pants and show you my "gun".
J-Dogg: Ohh, it's so big.
Partner6: Yeah, what you want to do?
J-Dogg: Umm, i guess stroke it or something.
Partner6: It likes that.
J-Dogg: aight.
Partner6: Keep talking to me baby...
J-Dogg: I kiss you on the mouth, hard, but then gently.
Partner6: Mmmm, daddy like.
J-Dogg: I unzip my pants...
Partner6: Yes, show me what you got.
J-Dogg: I pull out my schlong, and rub it on your breasts...
Partner6: WTF?!
J-Dogg: Oh shit, I meant, your schlong! your schlong!
Partner6: I've had it with you queers trying to cyber me, I only **** women...
J-Dogg: Shit just don't shoot me man, I wasn't serious about the guns I have, I'm unarmed!
Partner6: You dipshit.
J-Dogg: I whimper to myself...
J-Dogg: please don't shoot me Mr.
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But I've always dreamt of getting it on with Emilio ;_;

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Hahahha. That convo was hilarious. But yeah.. erm.
I think this thread will be closed? Or perhaps.. moved to word gaming? Maybe?

I'll move it to word gaming for now.
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I didn't think this would be thread that would get a lot of posts
Well see i like...
Walking in the rain, kissing on the beach and all the final fantasy love stuff
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I like rain, fires, the outdoors, and whatever else you want me to.

I also have a lot of money. More than I know what do to with.
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