Would you rather?

Bryan · 11-07-2005, 05:34 PM

Think of two horrible options for people to choose from. The person below you will answer and then post two more horrible options. Simple as that.

Now, would you rather go down a slide of razors into a pool of iodine or drink a bucket of monkey snot?

11-07-2005, 10:17 PM

Monkey snot. At least you can puke it up.

Would you rather make love to Michael Jackson or cut off your leg with a chainsaw?

OnOneRyder · 11-07-2005, 11:22 PM

It's not making love, it's simply sharing your bed. It's a beautiful thing. Chainsaw please.

Would you rather chew a spoonful of thumbtacks, or pull out a tooth with a pair of pliers? Obviously one of your own teeth.

Bryan · 11-08-2005, 12:32 AM

Ohhhhh, both kinda make me cringe. But I'm going to have to go with the thumbtacks. I couldn't pull out one of my own teeth.

Would you rather have the tendon on the back of your foot cut or one of your toenails ripped off (in a pulling back motion)?

Daddy · 11-08-2005, 04:32 AM

Toe nail pulled off. That grows back? :S

Would you rather a lunatic cut your head off with a rusty knife then had sex with your corpse or have your corpse (after dying of other means ie more natural) used as a sexual prop in a fetish whore house?

Lestat · 11-08-2005, 06:34 AM

Probably the sex prop. At least I could die painlessly and without fear, and I would still be useful after I've passed on. Greatest happiness of the greatest number and all that.

Would you rather be the victim of a horribly bloody and vindictive sacrifice by a crazed satanic cult as part of a ritual to summon up a God-forsaken hell demon (FYI, the ritual doesn't work because demons don't exist); or be the head of the cult (in this case the demon actually DOES exist) and have your throat torn out by the creature because you can't control it?

OnOneRyder · 11-08-2005, 10:08 AM

Probably the throat one. I can take a demon, their push-overs.

Would you rather dog rosey o'donnel from behind, or from the front? Probably for guy's only, but if you got a strap-on she's all yours ladies.

11-08-2005, 09:55 PM

Behind. I wouldn't have to look at her nasty face. Eeeeuch....

Would you rather.......stare at the sun with your eyelids sewn open, or have a snake chew at your eyeball?

OnOneRyder · 11-08-2005, 11:16 PM

The snake, at least when the eyes gone, I can focus on something else.

Would you rather cut off your own leg with a 2" swiss army knife, or chew through your arm? (I think if it came down to it, I could chew through bone a lot faster than a little knife.)

Green Angel · 11-09-2005, 05:28 AM

I would cut with the knife, it would be so hard to chew

Would you rather make love to the person of your same sex, or to let a physcho person to cut your legs.

OnOneRyder · 11-09-2005, 12:43 PM

I say whip out that weiner, let's get down to business. I'm pretty stable with my sexuality as it is now, I'm not lossing my leg's so I don't be called a "fag".

Would you rather peel all the skin off an arm, or rip out all of your hair by hand?

Angel of Death · 11-09-2005, 02:59 PM

Hair. Bald is beautiful!

Would you rather eat ice cream or eat cake??? You can't say ice cream cake either...

11-09-2005, 03:02 PM

ice cream. it's tastier to me.

would you rather jump in front of a car or be thrown in front of a car? o.o

LadyNithpantiel · 11-09-2005, 03:07 PM

I rather be thrown in front of a car. lmao.

Would you rather have a "milkshake" of cow intestines or drink a bucket filled with roaches?