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09-22-2005, 12:00 AM
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Joee
Join Date: Dec 2001
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I'd probably throw it at something. I'm not really a lemon person.
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09-22-2005, 12:51 AM
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Satanist
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Headbangin w/ Satan to some Heavy Metal. ^_^
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I'd hand the Lemon back.
I have no use for Lemons, only like lemon flavoured things.. like soda, or something, heh.
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09-22-2005, 04:22 AM
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Scribe of the Tao
Join Date: Oct 2004
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I'd put it with the rest of the stash. I'll be the first to build a nuclear weapon purely out of lemo....I mean, I'd eat it...
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09-22-2005, 09:45 AM
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So, if a lemon was magically handed to me I would be rather surprised and wonder how someone pulled such a trick on me. And if I was then enlightened that life handed me this lemon I would proceed to question how life managed to create a lemon on my head. And you can probably guess the things I'd do after that. Then with the lemon I store it in the fridge and whenever I wanted a lemon zest to my drink I would take a slice or two. |
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09-22-2005, 11:54 AM
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crazy bear is :)
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: With pixies.
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Give it to someone else.
And if we're thinking about 'if life makes your life suck' terms, then I'd just say, "F***."
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09-22-2005, 01:23 PM
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.Hippy With A Heart Of Gold.
Join Date: Dec 2004
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I'd look at life, look at the lemon, look at life again and say "...thank you?"
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09-22-2005, 01:47 PM
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taking out the eurotrash
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: back in Queens
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well, I already have the salt and tequila, so tequila shots, baby!
yes, even at 10 in the morning. life's given me enough lemons for one month, hell, year... and not all of it is my own fault
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