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Old 09-13-2005, 02:35 PM Level: 66   HP: 1630 / 1636
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What are you currently listening to, v.2.0

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy over 1000 posts. Time for a new one!

I'd love to post some lyrics myself, but I'm not listening to anything at the moment.
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Band: Hypocrisy
Album: Into The Abyss
Song: Deathrow(No Regrets)

I am no savior
and I ain't no saint
They will take me to the electric chair
Yeah, Ha ha ha

No remorse
and no regrets
for those I've sent straight to hell

I have my demons
They're all here in my cell
They're all here and follow me everywhere

My hate controls me
and gives me strength
My only protection inside the walls

Dying. Desiring. Crying. Dying.
Dying. Desiring. Crying. Dying.

The walls are closing in
My cell is getting smaller
Soon, all the pains must cease
Life will end here

My final days are coming
I can wash away this pain
My body's getting colder
Oh, I feel so unafraid

Dying. Desiring. Crying. Dying.
Dying. Desiring. Crying. Dying.

The walls are closing in
my cell is getting smaller
Soon, all the pains must cease
Life will end here

My final days are counting
I can wash away this pain
My body's getting colder
Oh, I feel so unafraid

On death row.
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Opeth - The Moor

The sigh of summer upon my return,
fifteen alike since I was here,
bathed in deep fog, blurring my trail,
snuffing the first morning rays.

Weary from what might have been ages,
still calm with my mind at peace,
would I prosper or fall, drain the past,
the lapse of the moment took it's turn.

I was foul and tainted, devoid of faith,
wearing my death-mask at birth,
the hands of God, decrepit and thin,
cold caress and then nothing,
I was taken away from my plight,
a treason betowed to the crown,
branded a jonah with fevered blood,
ungodly freak, defiler.

Pale touch, writhing in the embers,
damp mud burning in my eyes,
all the faces turned away,
and all would sneer at my demise.

Outcast with dogmas forged below,
seared and beaten, banished from where I was born,
no mercy would help me on my way,
in the pouring rain nothing is the same.

Vows in ashes,
I pledge myself to no-one,
seethed and spiteful,
all shudder at the call of my name,
if you'll bear with me,
you'll fear of me,
There is no forgiveness in these eyes,
for any but one,
dispel the mist for now,
Melinda is the reason why I've come.

She is waterdrops over the pyre,
a thistle in my hands,
stained and torn, ages and brown,
virtuous shell with kindred innocence.

I awoke from the miama,
passing swiftly through the moor,
there is here, waters stir,
and in the distance all that was lost,
if you'll bear with me,
you'll fear of me,
you'd never leave me to,
a fate with you.
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Weezer - Beverly Hills

(My cousin got me into this song and I miss her. She lives out in Utah.)

Where I come from isn't all that great
My automobile is a piece of crap
My fashion sense is a little whack
And my friends are just as screwy as me

I didn't go to boarding schools
Preppie girls never looked at me
Why should they?
I ain't nobody
Got nothing in my pocket

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Look at all those movie stars
They're all so beautiful and clean
When the housemaids scrub the floors
They get the spaces in between

I wanna live a life like that
I wanna be just like a king
Take my picture by the pool
'cause I'm the next big thing

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

The truth is I don't stand a chance
It's something that you're born into
And I just don't belong

No I don't
I'm just a no-class beat down fool
And I will always be that way
I might as well enjoy my life
And watch the stars play

Beverly Hills
That's where I want to be
Livin' in Beverly Hills
Beverly Hills
Rolling like a celebrity
Livin' in Beverly Hills

Beverly Hills
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Band: Hypocrisy
Album: The Final Chapter
Song: Adjusting The Sun

Reach for the sky.
Dare it for quest.
It will make you blind.
There is no end.
And reach the stars, and planets, solar systems afar.
Is there anyone out there, to our lonesome prayers?
Science.
Terrorists.
Religion.
AntiChrist.
You think you know the answer?
Heaven.
Hell.
God.
Satan.
Would not be without the other.
Murderers.
Cowards.
Power.
Money.
It is all for the pleasure.
Cowards.
Martyrs.
God.
Satan.
Would not be without the other.

Religion, a rotting machine.
Religion, you think its presupposed too long?

Science.
Terrorists.
Religion.
AntiChrist.
You think you know the answer?
Heaven.
Hell.
God.
Satan.
There would be none without the other.
Murder.
Martyrs.
Power.
Money.
It is all for the pleasure.
Killers.
Martyrs.
God.
Satan.
There would be none without the other.
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my player says this song is done by Gypsy, but the lyrics search would say otherwise: Inkubus Sukkubus.

Heaven's gift to me just the way you are,
A new aged child from a distant star.
It feels so good just to be
So close to your love. You are heaven's gift to me.

You are so sweet and pure just the way you are.
Mama's precious jewel. Daddy's rising star.
There's so much in life for you to see.
And so much to be. You are Heaven's gift to me.

La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la la la

Heaven's gift to me just the way you are,
A new aged child always in my heart.
There's so much in life for you to be,
And so much to see. You are heaven's gift to me.

La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la, la la la la la la la.

La la la la la la, la la la la la,
La la la la la la la, la la la la la la,
There's so much in life for you to see,
And so much to be. You are heaven's gift to me
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Nile: Ramses: Bringer of War
Album:Amongst The Catacombs Of Nephren-Ka

Wretched Fallen one of Khatti
Rise against the oppressing Sword
Encircled Abandoned Alone
I Smite the vile Hittite Foe

My Father Amon what carest Thee
For the Vile and Ignorant of God
My Father Amon what carest Thee
For these Effeminate ones
At millions of whom I groweth not Pale

Raging like Menthu like Baal in his Hour
Lo the mighty Sekhmet is with Me
I enter in among them even as a hawk striketh
I slay I hew to pieces and cast to the ground
The royal snake upon my brow
Spits forth Fire in the face of mine enemies
And Burneth their Limbs

My Chariot Wheels trample the Fallen
Cut to pieces before my Steeds
And laying
In their own Blood
I Crush the Skulls of the Dying
And Sever the hands of the Slain
I Ramses
Builder of Temples
Usurper of Monuments Slayer of Hittites
Bringer of War
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Band:Demonoid
Album: Riders Of The Apocalypse
Song: Arrival Of The Horsemen

I am War your truest god
my presence you'll regard as nothing new
I am War your sacred muse
But this time no one wins - you all will lose!

I am Plague your darkes fear
I haunted you since early dawn of time
I am Plague your hated god
In rotting flesh of humans you'll see me

I am Starvation your doom
Some of you have never met me yet
I am Starvation divine
The new god to be known among your men

You have forgotten me...
Time to reunite.

War, Plague, Starvation and Death.

Mortal troops march toward us
They will struggle in vain
War inventions, toys of war
we're above your tiny games

I am Death your final breath
I'm the one that strikes you from behind
I am Death, your most feared god
Invisible til you're already mine

You can'tescape from me...
In darkness we unite

War, Plague, Starvation and Death
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In A Fullmoon Procession


As the evening breaks
The night awakes
And the land is mournfully wrapped in silence
Sorrow last
And remains the past
cause this will be my ending day

Then the moonlight dies
And torches rise
See the crowd longing for the ritual burning
Holy rimes, as the churchbells chime
cause this will be my ending day

Silent thief
Take me away
Let my soul rest in the realm of fairytales
And as the fire enlightens the dark
I see the face bewildered with guilt
An nobody's speaking a word

And the dark night enters

See the soul that's coming out of darkness into light
Pictures, I can't fight
Appearing in front of my eyes
Like silhouettes in the night

Like they give bread to the beggars
They get ready for the feast
Cruelty absorbed by their eyes
Within this midwinters breeze

Silent thief
Take me away
Let my soul rest in the realm of fairytales
And as the fire enlightens the dark
I see the face bewildered with guilt
An nobody's speaking a word

And the dark night enters
And the dark night enters
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Band: Nightwish
Album: Century Child
Song: Dead To The World

All the same take me away
We're dead to the world

The child gave thought to the poet's world
Gave comfort to the Fallen
(Heartfelt, lovelorn)

Remaining, yet still uninvited
Those words scented my soul
(Lonely soul, Ocean soul)

It's not the monsters under your bed
It is the Man next door
That makes you fear, makes you cry,
Makes you cry for the child
All the wars are fought among those lonely men
Unarmed, unscarred

I don't want to die a scarless man
A lonely soul
(Tell me now what to do)

I studied silence to learn the music
I joined the sinful to regain innocence

Heaven queen, cover me
In all that blue
Little boy, such precious joy
Is dead to the world

Heaven queen, carry me
Away from all pain
All the same take me away
We're dead to the world

Dead, silent, constant
Yet always changing
- My favorite view of this world

As he died, he will return to die in me again
Weaving the cloth, giving birth to the Century Child
Who gave his life not for the world but for me
Innocence reborn once more
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Bathory: The Ravens
Album: Blood on Ice


Steadily on jagged wings
Feather black against the burning sky
Spread your wings and ride the wind
Gaze down on me with blackest eyes.

Fly my ravens, fly ahead.
Over the mountains and endless sky
Fly my ravens, fly ahead
Over the mountains over my head.
Let the wind carry you up high.

Fly my ravens, it's time to fly,
And for me maybe to die.

Valley of Death in the land of no return...
The moment of glory or death...
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Title: Encore

Artist: Eminem Ft. Dre. & 50 Cent
Album: Encore

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'Cuz we done swam with the sharks,
wrestled with alligators,
spoke to a generation of angry teenagers,
whom if it wasn't for rap bridge the gap,
maybe raised to be racists.
Whom may have never got to see our faces.
Graced the covers of Rolling Stone pages.
Broke down barriers of language and races.
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