TFF Dark Side

[ToroMor]

Welcome children of the night.

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell?
Are you addicted to Metal?
Do you believe that doom ist the ultimate goal of existence?
Do you always cheer for the bad guys?
Are you a cynical drunken bastard?
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women?
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name?
You are simply weird and crazy?

If any of the above applies to you then you arrived at the right place.
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THE BROTHERHOOD OF DOOM
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That's where the bastards meet.

The rules:
The standard rules are obeyed. Religious discussions (serious ones) are absolutely not wanted. We don't want to get too serious at all. Members must be permitted, no sissies allowed Keep spam moderate (that means something like "not too many letters or numbers without substance"). Coarse or explicit language are ok here.
Kids and posers stay out!

The ranks:
- Guests: Allowed to post here but not really member material.
- Fallen Warriors: Once honorable members, the Fallen resigned at their own will. They are still welcome to post.
- Dark Apprentices: Allowed to post here as well as in every BoD thread. Not worthy apprentices will be kicked.
- Dark Enchantresses: the female version of Dark Apprentices. Just 'cause it sounds cooler
- Dark Paladins: fully-fledged members. Potential High Lords. The ferocious force of darkness.
- Dark Sirens: the female version of Dark Paladins.
- High Lords Of Doom: the heart and black soul of the BoD. Each one having a veto right to club decisions, they possess fearful power.
- Rulers Of Darkness: the gods and creators. Better not mess with them.

VALUED GUESTS:
Usagy - pimp of DOOM
LocoColt04 - That Ambassador Guy
Cloud748 - Ruler of the Dark Fire
Aquinas - Morbid Machina Maw
Dead Angel
Sasuke - The Final Nightmare
Doomsayer - Acolyte of Chaos
Tim Hunter - The Sandman. Lord Dream master of Nightmares

Fallen Warriors:
Chez Daja
Cloud Strife X - Necrobutcher the Pagan
Angel Of Death - Sadist of the noblest blood
streaml1ned - disgorged from the 9th plane of hell
NecroWeasel/HatredIncarnate - Surtur; defiler of nuns

DARK ENCHANTRESSES:
PsshLikeWhoa, Blood Vixen

The DARK APPRENTICES:
Raine Ikazuchi
Jintatsu - Syn; Keeper of Seven Keys

The DARK PALADINS:
Strong Bad - Dark Chocolate
Mr E Man - Testament, Fallen Lord of the Savage Nation
Dawezy - Satanic Deliverer of Dreadful Sorrow
Cantido~Sama; Halo God of Dark Flames

The DARK SIRENS:
Rinoa.Heartilly - Beth; your Supreme Dominatrix

The HIGH LORDS OF DOOM:
Leviathan - Dread Lord of the Black Depths; Prince of the West. -Immortal-
ultima_trev - Cadaveras; Celtic Berserker of Pagan Vengeance; Prince of the South. -Immortal-
Destruction666 - Destruction, Embodiment of Sacrifice; Prince of the East
BelleOfTheNight - Purgatory Raven; Prince of the North

The RULERS OF DARKNESS:
- Beelzebub/Banned Testicle
Lord of the flies, evil descendant of the great demon whose name is so unholy that by uttering its first three letters all that hear it would tear their own ear drums out
Aka one of the dark lords of booze
- Lolosky,
Dissaor, Ambassador of the unholy,
Lord and first of the vampires who created all that you'll consider unholy not for love but for order
aka Agent Lolosky, aka one of the dark lords of booze
- ToroMor, the Dark Knight (Club leader)
Christ of Darkness, bringer of damnation and doom
Aka one of the dark lords of booze


Club leader's additional note on the purpose of the club
((This was written after the 2nd Party of Doom in whose succession some members were offended by the sick humor of the party guests))
"Fun thing is, it was always difficult for me to define the purpose of the club. On the other hand, there has always been a surprisingly good consent of all members without the need to exactly define it.
Now, it looks like the party was rather hardcore and pissed off some of the not-so-hardcore members. This was very likely to happen and it was my fault to let this happen and all the more, to participate. But know what? I don't regret it. I regret if we offended someone and I regret if we spammed. But I don't regret the utmost fun it was, I don't regret being shitfaced like hell and I don't regret if we pissed of other members. Because after all, this is not a place for wussies. I don't want to offend anyone by saying this, I just want to make one thing clear: as the leader of this club, I will try to do everything for the club: obeying the rules, care for the members, make rules, etc etc etc. But there's one thing I will never do: change the purpose of the club. I am a dark bastard and this club is for dark bastards. And in the party you got a taste of what that means. As long as this club exists and as long as I am the leader, we won't change our style. I always try to get members together, to find a way for everyone to have fun even with quite different tastes. But don't expect me to become a choir boy."


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A small history of the main club events
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November 2004

Club formed
In a thread called „rare known strange facts about you“, Banned Testicle (former Beelzebub), Lolosky and ToroMor discover the fact that they are different incarnations of one evil spirit. Soon, the idea of a club evolves. Despite the doubts of the mods concerning activity (how could they know better), the club is founded on the 11th november, 2004 by the unholy triumvirate.

Flame the noob
The idea of flaming noobs in the “new members” area is discussed. This soon leads to a period of exceptionally high activity in that section and to a bunch of hilarious ideas like fake rules, turning the new members section into a “catch the noob” contest.

Trouble with mods I
Mods nag about spamming. A discussion about this subject starts and some members get a bit pissed. Finally the whole issue calms down.

First Party of DOOM
The first party takes place in the club thread. Even if mainly just two members participate, it’s quite excessive. Highlights are the special guests, including Elisabeth Bathory, and the sacrificing. Of course, a lot of rap, booze and massacres are involved.

Members, ranks and stuff
streaml1ned, Leviathan, Usagy and Cloud748 join.
Dissaor becomes the Ambassador of the Unholy.
The name of the brotherhood is forever set to The Brotherhood Of Doom.
The initial ranks are founded.

December 2004

Battle against Light
The BoD challenges the newly founded “Bringers of Light”, a rival club to a RPB battle. Battle preparations are made, along with a lot of rants, insults, warcries and brags. Finally the Bringers of Light accept the challenge and the battle commences on the 23rd of december.

Members, ranks and stuff
Sasuke, Doomsayer, Cloud Strife X, Aquinas, Angel of Death join.
Streaml1ned creates the kick-ass BoD banners.

January 2005

Unholy Metal I
The Metal thread in music section is closed. Cadavre creates the legendary “unholy metal” thread.

Dark RP
Planning more RP action for the future, Dissaor creates the club’s special RP Rules of Darkness.

BoD challenges the Gray
The new founded “Soldiers of the Moderate” club, whose members see themselves as “gray”, is immediatly challenged by the Brotherhood. Just like the “Lights”, they at first resist the provocations.

Members, ranks and stuff
Vertamitlu and NecroWeasel join.

February 2005

Triumph over Light
In a chaotic mass-battle the Bringers of Light are badly crushed due to their extreme cowardness. Nearly everyone of the Lights flees before the fierce dark warlords. The only exception is their leader Strong Bad who is defeated in honor by Dark Christ.

Trouble with mods II
Rules are enforced by the admins to forbid fake rules and extensive sarcasm in the new members area.
Mods nag about spam again.

March 2005

BoD vs SotM
The TOA area hosts the big joust of the Brotherhood of Doom versus the Soldiers of the Moderate. An extensive battle with many participants, each fighting in individual one-on-one scenarios, commences. There are no less than 10 fighters participating in this mighty clash.

April 2005

The Light expires
The leader of the “Bringers of Light” closes the remains of the club and joins the Brotherhood of Doom. Hardly any club has ever been crushed that hard.

Raid on SO
The Brotherhood of Doom launches a raid on SO, a foreign forum. This is the ignition spark for a lot of trouble, including the admins. After quite a lot of drama, everyone seems to calm down again.

The Battle of Metal
The Unholy Metal thread is closed. The BoD is upset and vehemently tries to revive it. Then, the thread is deleted. Taking this as an affront, the BoD partly goes berserk. Much trouble and bitching evolves, again involving the admins. Finally the thread is fully restored and the smoke clears.

Spreading darkness
Along with the events of the Metal Battle, the BoD creates threads all over the forum, including almost every section.

Even more trouble…
The BoD having barely calmed down, Surtur gets banned. He goes berserk and prolonged bitching including mods and admins evolves. At last, even this issue is settled and the BoD gets back to business. Surtur returns as HatredIncarnate.

BoD rulez
The BoD presents activity statistics that clearly show that the Brotherhood is by far the most active group and plain rules the forum. Spontaneous celebrations.

The 7 deadly sins
The BoD RP “contest of the 7 deadly sins” starts in the RP section. The starting performances are oustanding.

Members, ranks and stuff
Dawezy, Strong Bad, BelleOfTheNight, Mr E Man and Dead Angel (the first female!) join.

May 2005

Dark Spam Thread
Darth Cadaveras invents the glorious Dark Spam Thread. The first 10 posts take good care of George W Dumbass.

Ninjas vs Pirates
The biggest debate ever shatters the foundations of the unholy Brotherhood. Both sides fight vehemently but there is no clear winner, even if Ninjas lead in the public discussion that was spawned. Still I say Pirates

Dreadful Pictures
OMG the BoD starts posting pictures! Showing (amongst other things) drunkenness, ninja suits and selected weaponry, those pics are DREADFUL.

Misc Club News
- The BoD history is invented
- The Bod surpassed every other club in postcount
- BoD now features THREE female members. Almost unbelievable.

Members, ranks and stuff
- Destruction666, Chez Daja and Rinoa.Heartilly join.
- Cloud748 and Aquinas get kicked.
- A new rank is invented: DARK PALADIN
- Purgatory Raven & Dark Chocolate are promoted and become the first Dark Paladins
- A new title "Prince" is invented for the BoD veterans. Leviathan becomes Prince of the West, Necrobutcher Prince of the East

June 2005

Perverted stories
Several inspiring stories have amounted on various subjects regarding one's genitalia, molesting, masturbation, squirting, pool shitting, bed shots and the like, ending with the citing of satanic texts on the topic.

Slaughter of the Jedi
The Star Wars era, the talk of Jedi vs Sith RPs and RPBs arise within the BoD and a new, most promising RP 'The Slaughter Of The Jedi' is started.

Ideal weapon & armour
A discussion about the pros and cons of close combat versus ranged combat and the ideal equipment evolves. The BoD uniquely prefers archaic weapons and close combat.

The Exodus of the 7 deadly Sins
The sinning contest RP gets banned & deleted for breaking the rules with its hefty content. It continues outside TFF.
As always, some bitching follows even if this action is fully accepted by the BoD.

Cadavre wins the 2005 TOA
By winning the 2005 Tournament of Arms, Cadavre is the raining TOA champion and therefor an even more honorable member of the BoD.

The Four Princes
Finally, the four Princes are complete.
Leviathan becomes Prince of the West, Necrobutcher Prince of the East, Darth Cadaveras Prince Of The South and Surtur Prince Of The North.

BoD Domain & Website
The Brotherhood of Doom erects an own Domain and Website: www.brotherhood-of-doom.org! A bunch of members gets their own email accounts, members area and logins followed. This is the next step to world domination.

Project Mayhem
Based on the idea of the movie Fight Club, a project mayhem is discussed and a sprayable BoD tag created. Due to it's illegal tendencies, this project is not prolonged on TFF but planned to continue via email.

Dark Meeting
Rumours of members from the brotherhood getting together for ritual piss ups emerge, everyone loves it! So plans for a DARK MEETING are made. Unfortunately, the members are spread all over the world. Anyway, the will exists and someday it may happen.

Sigs by Leviathan
Leviathan presents all the other Princes with their own infernal passages, and then presents the other active members with their own as well.

Misc Club News
- Destruction honors the Brotherhood with a dedicated song.
- Chez Daja is officially approved as the most curvy member
- The topic of real names pops up again
- The Brotherhood of Doom entered TFF RP tournament as The Dark Team.
- A test of time is made by all veteran members reposting the 7 infernal questions from the beginning to see how our outlook has changed, all are more evil than before, a great success!

Members, ranks and stuff
- Tim Hunter, Raine Ikazuchi, safsephiroth666, Cantido~Sama and Blackrose join.
- Schwarzenegger joins, spams around, gets banned, returns as Schwarzenegger2 and gets finally annihilated.
- Testament & Destruction are promoted to DARK PALADINS
- Leviathan has had his name changed by Fuzz so Bobby Corwen is history.

July 2005 (mid month)

Party of Doom II
Spontaneously, the PARTY OF DOOM II breaks loose. Featuring over 90 posts of bragging, windmilling, drunkenness, nasty sex and pictures(!) in a few hours, this party gets over the top and after the party, plenty of members declare their dismissal.

Fallen Warriors
In succession of the party, a new rank for resigned members is invented: Fallen Warriors. The first Fallen Warriors are: Chez Daja, Cloud Strife X, Angel Of Death and HatredIncarnate. As always, a lot of bitching, a final warning from the mods and real drama evolves. Ranks get reshuffled (see below) and the club turns into a darker shade of black, forging the remaining members together in their evil fate.

Ranks reshuffling
- Sasuke, Doomsayer and streaml1ned are dismissed and become guests.
- Dawezy is demoted to Dark Paladin
- Destruction & Purgatory Raven are promoted to High Lords
- Destruction becomes Prince of the East
- Purgatory Raven becomes Prince of the North

New records
New stats are provided that show almost unbelievable activity of the BoD. The BoD club thread is the second most active thread of all after the ultimate spam. The post rate of one week was more than 57 posts per day!!
Short after, the club thread breaks the 100 pages limit! This leads to spontaneous offsite celebrations.

TRPT
The Dark Team has its start in the TRPT. Despite severe problems, they fight bravely. To the midth of july, they're one of two remaining teams.
Even if a victory seems out of reach, they stand their ground in honor.

BoD Website
The BoD website is constantly growing. The BoD Forum of Doom is built, followed by a chatroom. Beth creates the Dark Designs which are vital because the Dark Webmaster sucks on layouts. For this and for her sexy leather outfit, she is promoted and becomes the first Dark Siren.

Misc events
- Some SO members make songs about Cadavre and the BoD and register. The expected war does not take place.
- The 'Dark Writings' thread is created
- Two Dark Marriages are held: ToroMor x Fenris, ToroMor x Blood Vixin. The parties get partly nasty, fortunately offsite.

Members, ranks and stuff
- PsshLikeWhoa/xThePinkElephantx and Jintatsu join
- The application of Livana is rejected
- vertamitlu changes his name to ultima_trev

[streaml1ned]

Here are my answers:

Did you ever feel like you were recently disgorged from the 7th plane of hell? - 9th actually
Are you addicted to Metal? - yup
Do you believe that doom is the ultimate goal of existence? - yup
Do you always cheer for the bad guys? - sometimes
Are you a cynical drunken bastard? - hell yeah!
You like smoke, fire and the lamentations of women? - oh sure
Your av looks dark and brutal and bears a frightening name? - If you think so
You are simply weird and crazy? - Hit the nail on the head that time

Hope to hear from you soon.

[Banned Testicle]

I auto-pwn the forumla by being one of the creators

And ToroMor, of course we can have religious discussion

Some Christian VS Satanism is never wrong



Now where is Agent Lolosky?

[ToroMor]

Hail streaml1ned! I am honored to welcome you as a member. I will keep track of the members in the start post. Hope it gets rather long (but selected hehe).

Hail Beelzebub! Welcome u metal ass. Your ticket to hell was waiting for you .. as for agent lolosky. I also will honor the creators in the start post.
Religious discussions for sure .. with strong dark flavor ... I just want to keep pseudo-serious wimps out of this club muahahaha

Meanwhile ...

:evilchanting:
In the night, flames alight
Until that day, were here to stay
Blackened power metal marches
Through the gates of Hades
Weak and blind we leave behind
Bring down the lights
Inject the ice
Lucifer sings 'Let it begin'

[lolosky]

:evilchanting:
In the night, flames alight
Until that day, were here to stay
Blackened power metal marches
Through the gates of Hades
Weak and blind we leave behind
Bring down the lights
Inject the ice
Lucifer sings 'Let it begin'
:evilchanting:

And so i enter to my tortuous threnody, see for yourselves as my dark reign spread, not through the chaos of light but for the order of darkness, i'll set you aflood in the gates of my kingdom atlantis, where the dark creators arise and there we'll stand in our most defying secrets and misteries, for the one who calls himself the creator shall suffer under our vestiges as he is no more than us, nor us than him, and this thought make him crumble.................

:evilchanting:

Break through and met up at the border of eclipse,
Through deepest desires awaiting your emerge.
The pictures in my mind will call upon your presence,
Connects my mind to the qlipha of Lilith.

There is an end of your life
But not of your soul
To your conscious enslaved
There is more than one way
Not only two paths
Why don't you choose your own way ?
We'll rise to be eternal
Rise up, raise your powers
The skies, endless eternal
Enter depths of darkness

A mystery very old
Is the curiosity of mankind
An endless searching for the bricks of life
But only death is the one who can tell
I seek beyond death
In the light of the astral skies
My third eye can see
The reason why I'll gage my life

Lepaca Kliffoth
Telna ha ilan ha hizon
Mol Sitra ahra
Olahm ha Kliffoth
Oiht Eoga Mlu
La bahm Lml Eoan oee
Oze prg basp oi
Esap M oavaanBabalon
In nia o sob zon i
Lepaca Kliffoth

Enuma ilu awiluma
Ardu Shamash apkallu baru
Nergal ina ramanisu
Annu ki-utu-kam ilu

Parak simati
Muballit mitte
Nergal allatu mellamu mesaru
La tapallah Annuaki
Kettu Puluthu qillatu

Erset la tari eimmu
Ina ramanisu melammu
Baru dinau
Allatu Nergal
Sar kissati

Nergal allatua
Allatu Adapa
Ina ramaniusue
:evilchanting:

This is the story of Nergal, remember it, my messenger of death, phantom of sanctity, creature of the night, cabdriver of darkness

[Banned Testicle]

Dude...You mispelled my name

[lolosky]

Really? Where?

*starts to throw dark lightings through his hands, torturing Beelzebub

This is funnier than my old AK47

[ToroMor]

:grunting:
All you women who want a man of the street
But you don't know which way you wanna turn
Just keep a coming and put your hand out to me
'Cause I'm the one who's gonna make you burn
I'm gonna take you down - down, down, down
So don't you fool around
I'm gonna pull it, pull it, pull the trigger
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
Too many women with too many pills
Shoot to thrill, play to kill
I got my gun at the ready, gonna fire at will
I'm like evil, I get under your skin
Just like a bomb that's ready to blow
'Cause I'm illegal, I got everything
That all you women might need to know

My honored brothers in black, the idea just flashed through my mind - how about ambushing some newbies in the "new members" area with nasty insulting evil posts? Very childish and probably against the rules.
Just kidding.
(Thinking it over we could make a small contest hehehe)

[Banned Testicle]

Im in

[lolosky]

*Continues to torture Beelzebub using his dark lightning powers

i like the sound of that, but as we can get completely banned or club dismembered for that, we shall do it in the chat gaming thread.... Although spamming and flaring some n00bs sounds agnostically fun.........MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*Enjoys himself as he keeps torturing Beelzebub

I will never get tired of this