[Bunny]

In the summer of 2006, something is going down on the West Coast. More specifically, in the City of Angels: Los Angeles. And even more specifically, in Late August about the 25th or so. There are more than a few girls from California on this forum, and I would like to extend an offer to you all, well, not everyone. Just the attractive ones.

You see, I have been invited to a wedding. My first wedding. I am also the prospective best man, and that means that I will be awesome. You can rest assured that I will "bring on the funk, bring on the noise" to said wedding, regardless of rules and regulations. I can promise to all parties involved an absolutely excellent time. So, anyway, if you are interested please follow the steps labeled as "Steps To Being Great" that are listed below:

Steps To Being Great:
1. Be attractive. Now, I am really god damn hot, so I need a girl of equal or greater hotness value on my arm for an event that will prove to be glamorous. If you think yourself of the description, please PM me a picture of yourself with the following sign: "Bunny is my hero; I want to ride his carrot."

2. 18-22(and really hot 16-17) year olds only. If you are a, like, 23-years-old and have a body like whoa, I might make an exception. But those are the ages I am mainly looking for.

3. Have decency, respect, and morals. And also: sex with me. I understand if you don't wanna be crazy and let me in the backdoor; that's alright. But by all that is holy and special, I am having sex with somethin' human that night/weekend.

4. Be able to drive. I don't drive, because I am above it(plus the law says I need a card). Naturally, I need someone who can drive me around to all the places I want to go(which mainly amounts to the hotel room[where we will have amazing sex] and possibly the area of the wedding if I remember it[sex is awesome])

5. Lesbians welcome. But only if I get to touch both sets of boobies at the same time. ;D? ;D?

6. You have to be able to get yourself to where ever the wedding is being held(more information on that when I get responses). After you get yourself there, I will pretty much pay for anything you want/need. Because in addition to being a fantastic piece of ass and a great lay, I am also incredibly well off in the money area. So yeah, I will buy you pretty things in exchange for sex.

Those are the requirements to be my date for the evening/weekend. If you are an interested (and hot) person, please PM/IM me and we will talk details and such.
If you are not interested, go to hell because you are missing out on the best night/weekend of your entire life/year.


P.S. Yes, I am actually very serious about the majority of this post. There is a wedding and I will be the best man. I am fine with meeting strange people over the internet for the first time; I am crazy like that.