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Originally Posted by iamsephiroth
He was the ultimate weapon, the ultimate ninga.
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At first I though you said the ultimate *****. lol
As the suri warrior stand over his finished prey he senses danger aproching and readies him self. He is baffed that he smells a strong sense of pizza and sewage.
SUDDENLY!! Theme music starts playing and get louder as the four figures approch. "Teenage mutant ninja tutles da na da yeah tutles in half shell, go to hell!" The suri warrior finds himself surrounded by four teenage mutant ninja tutles. Donatelo swiftly swipes his staff underneath the warrior and knocks him on his back. Michalangelo then blugens the warrior with his nunchucks, and he is soon in ublievable bruisy pain.
The warrior desprately summons strength and performs a kip and darts off in hopes of escaping. He is closelined by the blue heaband tutle and staggers for a moment. The instant later the red turtle goes into a rage and rips up the warriors back side with his sais(sp?). He feels his arteries gushing blood. Leonardo pulls out his ninja swords and leaps from a building roof and screams "Cowabunga!" The warrior finds himself armless and then Leonardo laserates his throat.
With growling stomachs and pizza on their mind, the turtles flee the scene and the theme music fades "Teenage mutant ninja turtles...."
