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Goodday Mr. Minikirk Sir/Madam, welcome to The Final Fantasy.
Nah, we won't eat you alive, unless perhaps you hog all the donuts and leave the toilet seat up.
We have a selection of clubs and cults for you to join, new people like yourself to mingle with, and the usual banter with the other members and superiors.
Have fun, see you around.
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I remember when you were happy with a RADISH.

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