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During his faintedness, Zhi had a dream. Not a Martin Luther King type of dream, but a dream none-the-less. It was a dark and stormy night, and thunder was striking down everybody outside. Fortunately, Zhi was in a bar schooling everybody at the dart board. He was getting more bulls-eyes than even the best matadors. After 3 hours of dominating the competition, Zhi was approached by a beautiful lady. She had blonde hair, though it was obviously dyed as she was smarter than most girls Zhi had met, blue eyes, and was strong, yet sexy at the same time. He believed that he had met the perfect woman. Zhi asked, "Would you like to go to the dance with me?" and she responded, "I'll carry you there right now!" The woman lifted Zhi up and started to carry him out. Although the situations seemed embarrassing, it felt somehow right to Zhi, and he held on tight to his carrier. "Oh, you are soooooo wonderful!" he said as he began to kiss the side of her neck....
SMACK!!!!!
Zhi suddenly awoke from his dream, his whole body drenched in pain. Although nothing was broken, he felt as if he had just dropped flat onto the ground from about six feet in the air. Zhi looked up somewhat dazed and saw the guy angrily wiping his hand around the side of his neck. "That's odd..." thought Zhi. At that moment, Zhi remembered the dream that he just had. Slowly, he put two and two together. Unfortunately, he got five, but he also realized that he had kissed the guy, not the perfect chick from his dream. Zhi quickly grabbed his sleeve and wiped the "germs" out of his mouth. Completely ashamed and grossed out, Zhi apologizes profusely to him, though it doesn't appear to be making the situation better. He then began to remember the purple man, and he began to wonder what happened to him, and why was he being carried by this dude anyway? Zhi stared at the guy for a second and asked the most important question ever: "Are you that guy from the Mountain Dew commercials?"
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