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“Another day, another disaster,” Zhi said to himself as he looked down upon the small town below. From atop the hill, he could tell that everything was not normal. “I should probably go see what’s going on, but I really don’t want to. Besides, I have to perfect this new yo-yo trick. I don’t know how they can call it walk-the-dog when it doesn’t have legs.” As he was practicing the new trick, a crazed crow swooped at him. Fortunately, Zhi was able to duck in time to avoid the attack. “I knew I shouldn’t have brought that cookie,” he thought as his eyes began to shimmer. As the crow turned to make another dive, a sudden gust hit the bird and caused it to fall into a nearby bush. “PSI Gust, so useful,” Zhi said to himself as he headed towards the bush. The crow seemed to be tamer than before, and there was a present. Zhi opened the present and found a cookie. He picked up the cookie and ate it, making him feel somewhat rejuvenated.
The wind began to pickup as Zhi returned his stare towards the town. After much debate, he decided that he would check out what was going on. As he approached the town, he could get a better idea of what was going on. He noticed that the town was being rampaged by a cult of blue people. There were so many blue people that he had to check to make sure he wasn’t in the ocean. He tried to dive, but the ground abruptly stopped his progress. After being dazed for a minute, Zhi saw a guy swinging golf clubs at the blue men. He wondered if one of the clubs was a 9-iron, as the 9-iron is the most commonly used golf club in non-golf situations. He then saw the guy run into a building. Zhi decided that he needed to help, and he ran towards the town.
“Hiyakimayi!!!” Zhi screamed as he jumped into a group of four blue men, flailing his yo-yo in every direction. He managed to kick one of them in the face, knocking him out cold while the yo-yo smacked two of the others, temporarily stunning him. The fourth guy looked at Zhi and whistled. Zhi turned around and saw about 12 more blue men coming towards him. “I didn’t think this one out,” Zhi said to himself as his eyes began to shine. Suddenly, he was slapped in the back by a blue guy, breaking his concentration. He realized that he couldn’t fight them all at once, at least not with just a yo-yo. Zhi quickly looked left and saw a ladder coming out of a nearby building window. He jumped on to the ladder and climbed as fast as he could. When he reached the top, he climbed through the window and looked back down to see the blue men trying to climb after him. Zhi pushed the ladder off the window and slammed the window shut.
Zhi looked around and noticed that he was in a bathroom. It was a typical bathroom with a toilet, shower, mirror, and basket full of magazines such as Typos-in-Gov’t and Squirrels Gone Wild. The door leading out was closed, but slightly cracked open. Zhi peaked out the door and saw a strange statue with three blue guys and one somewhat larger purple guy. He tried to listen to their conversation, but he could hardly hear what they were saying. He assumed that the purple man was the one in charge of this chaos. Suddenly, one of the blue guys was heading towards him, holding his crotch like he really had to go. Zhi grabbed a Squirrels Gone Wild magazine and hid behind the shower curtain. The blue man came in and began to do his business, unaware that Zhi was behind the curtain. Zhi was about to ambush the guy, but then he realized that if he did attack, the other guys would swarm him and he wouldn’t have a chance. Quietly Zhi sat crouched down in the shower and waited for an opportunity to escape.
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