[Pete for S-Mod]

What a bitch.

Anyway, forget that. Today was the beginning of my new life. But what I was going to do, I dont know. All I know is that I am going to Mitchell's house.

See, there is something you got to know about Mitchell. He goes to college, but he is not exactly brilliant. He is about to get his bachelors, but he wont ever use it. Let me see if I can explain it different.

Senior Year, 4-1 District Championship. I had started, and kept it close all night. The whole game was a shootout, almost. They scored on every drive; we scored on every drive, except one, which was an interception taken back for a field goal. We were down by four, and it was third and goal. I had no choice but to run up the middle, and I got three yards, but hit hard. I fumbled the ball, and luckily, my runningback, Mitchell, recovered. On fourth and goal, I handed it off to him and he won us the game. He got the scholarship, not me. That ****ing asshole. But dont worry, we are still friends.

I got to my car and to Mitchells quick, with less snickers and stares than I imagined. I got there, and he was asleep, as usual. The dean made sure all the professors passed the star runningback. I ran into his room, and found my old clothes I kept here in case of an emergency. I slipped on a black t shirt, and went and watched T.V., and I dozed off.

Hey baby, wanna party?

Im in a room, a small bedroom, and that girl that bumped into me is down. On me, that is. But Im not enjoying it. It had all the factors of enjoyment; I had to work hard to get it, she knows what she is doing, and I dont have to do any work. But Im thinking about golf. Who thinks about golf during a blowjob? Then, out of nowhere, she turns into a beast. Not literally, but she starts growing. Her hips start growing, and then her chest starts coming out. She grows so big her clothes rip off of her, and she falls onto the floor, screaming. And a baby comes out. And it looks like me.

You ****ing loser!

"Dude, wake up. There is this wicked party at Isaac's place. Lets go."