Heya! Soldierina reporting for duty! (HAHAHAHAHA! *COUGH*)
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Originally Posted by Quistis
What do you like about being a woman? What do you hate?
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I just loooove to be a woman because, like, oh my gosh, it's like, LOL. It's just so fun to be able to toy with a boy's mind. We have the upper hand, and they know they can do absolutely nothing about it.
Imagine if we were men, wouldn't that be weird?! We'd be prone to NAUGHTY URGES all day long and probably end up thinking about it every few seconds! That'd just be sad...We have better things to do with our time, right?!
What I don't like being a girl is...Well, a given. Between cramps and bloating and migraines my period feels like a seal has crawled through my mouth, into my stomach, and is dancing around whilst slapping away at my intestines. But of course, you can't forget the bear that's repeatedly hitting me over the head with his sledgehammer hands. It's really bad!
But, like I said before, that's a given. So in order to be creative, I pose this:
Choosing between tampons and pads. I mean, they both have their ups and downs, and it makes it really hard to choose! It's like having to make a choice between dark and white chocolate...Although, I do prefer white chocolate. Anyway, I usually go with the pads. They may be a bit more constricting, but it's a lot more comfortable for me! I can't just put on/in a tampon like my glasses and forget about it like some people do. But you know, there comes a time in every woman's life where you've just gotta, so you know! Plus, Dracula's teabag requires lots of unsanitary replacement, which isn't fun either!
HAHAHAHAHA.