[Lover Boy]

Rufus saw Rex and Vinnie outside the apartment building's gates.
"Oh good, our guns are here."
What Rufus loved about Rex and Vinnie is their dependability. If you needed mass quantities of Alcohol consumed or a large number of girls hit on, these were the two to come to. Sure Rufus could throw back a few when he felt like it, an ability developed after many sleepless nights after coming to this new college.

Rufus his the buzzer, unlocking the gate, Rex and Vinnie met Rufus Jyo and Leah halfway.
"You guys ready to go?" Rufus asked.
"What about James?" Jyo said.
"I said be here at 1, and he isn't here. I guess he doesnt want to come."
The group nodded, and proceeded to the car.
"Shotgun!" Jyo screamed as he saw the beast.
"Denied," stopped Rufus. "Leah gets shotgun."
Blank stares from everyone.
"Well I drive first. Putting Jyo up front would leave Leah alone with Rex and Vinnie. She'd lose her virginity before we got out of the state."
Leah giggled. Vinnie raised his hand a little.
"And tell me, whats so bad about that again?"
Rufus looked at Vinnie and Rex, wide grins on their faces.
"Like I said, Leah gets shotgun. And Rex..."
"Yes?" Rex swooned innocently.
"Don't rape Jyo while i'm driving. When you skull**** someone in my car, we damn near swerve into the next lane."

Laughter from the group. Rufus knew this would be a good trip

The five of them piled into the car, Rufus' monstrous '86 Lincoln Towncar. It got good mileage and you could fit the entire city in it, so it was Rufus' baby. His pride and joy.

The five of them piled into it, The stereo in Rufus' car blasting "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys as Rufus jetted out of the apartment complex. Rufus did one thing well, and that was driving. He drove everywhere like there was a gunshot victim in the backseat and he was heading to the Hospital, and he never ever seemed to get pulled over.

"So where to first?" Asked Rufus as he turned down the volume.
"I know someone having a college party near Yale," chimed Jyo. "and the way I figure it, we should end up near there about 6 or 7 tonight with you driving."

Rufus grimaced. Leah looked at him consolingly. Rufus looked in the backseat. all three of them grinning like idiots. Theyre really looking forward to this already..... Everything will be fine. This will work...... Ok.

"Ok..... Yale it is."